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| | WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS May 12, 2006San Diego, CaliforniaAnnouncers: Michael Cole & Tazz INTERNET VELOCITY TAPING: Sho Funaki defeated Sylvan..Matt Hardy defeated Simon Dean..Chris Benoit defeated William Regal..Gunner Scott (Brent Albright) defeated Orlando Jordan.. IN THE RING: John Bradshaw Layfield + Rey Mysterio.. John Layfield came out and made his usual racist comments in front of the prodominantly hispanic San Diego audience..John Bradshaw Layfield vowed to become the first man to hold the World Championship AND the United States Championship..John Bradshaw Layfield said he would offer Rey Mysterio's family jobs and noted that Dominic could shine his boots...John Bradshaw Layfield said that Rey Mysterio's wife Angie can work in his kitchin wearing a short dress & high heels..Rey Mysterio hit the ring and attacked John Layfield and kicked him between the legs until referees pulled him off.. #1 CONTENDERS 3-WAY: Super Crazy defeated Nunzio and Kid Kash.. Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms joined Michael Cole & Tazz on commentary for the match..Super Crazy will now face Gregory Helms for the Cruiserweight title at Judgment Day 2006.. BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle & Theodore Long.. Kurt Angle demanded a match tonight with Mark Henry but Theodore Long said that he was not medically cleared to wrestle..Theodore Long said that he would give Kurt Angle a match with Mark Henry at Judgment Day when he is cleared to wrestle.. TAG MATCH: The Gymini (Jake & Jesse) defeated Joey Ryan & Mike Wellington..IN THE RING: Booker T & Sharmell.. Booker T said he didn't want to advance in the KOTR Tournament by forfeit so he gave Kurt Angle one last chance..Booker T counted to 10 and Kurt Angle (who had left the building) did not show, so Booker T declared himself winner! KOTR SEMI-FINAL MATCH: Bobby Lashley defeated Fit Finlay to advance.. Booker T watched the match from the stage sitting on the gimmick King of the Ring thrown..Bobby Lashley won the match and proclaimed that Booker T was sitting in HIS chair.. IN THE RING: MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro w/Melina Perez) + Jillian Hall.. Johnny Nitro asked the crowd "Is it hot in here.......... or is it just US?" yada yada yada..Joey Mercury said nobody holds a candle to them and they don't like when people try to embarass them..They showed video footage of MNM ambushing and demolishing Paul London & Brian Kendrick last week...Melina called London & Kendrick a couple of punk kids trying to get the rub from Mercury & Nitro..Jillian Hall came out and said she embarassed Melina by kicking her butt at the make-up table last week..Melina said what is embarassing is that Jillian looked better with "that disgusting growth on her face"..Jillian Hall charged the ring while Brian Kendrick & Paul London snuck in and ambushed MNM from behind!Brian Kendrick & Paul London pulled MNM's pants off (bright blue underwear) and Jillian pansed Melina! MATCH: Mark Henry defeated Paul Burchill... Mark Henry demolished Paul Burchill and vowed to give Kurt Angle the same thing at Judgment Day.. FEATURE VIDEO: Tanaka "A New Lakota Member"..BACKSTAGE: Nunzio & Big Vito + Orlando Jordan.. Big Vito & Nunzio talked about going out tonight to party even though Nunzio lost his #1 Contenders match..Orlando Jordan talked to Nunzio privately and said he thinks he saw Vito dressed in drag at a night club..Nunzio said Big Vito was all about the broads and warned Orlando Jordan to watch his mouth...... NON (WORLD) TITLE MATCH: The Great Khali w/Daivari defeated Rey Mysterio.. John Bradshaw Layfield came out before the match and joined Michael Cole & Tazz on commentary for the match..Rey Mysterio was treated like a hometown hero with his family there, and he jumped on JBL before the match!The Great Khali tossed Rey Mysterio around the ring and absolutely demolished him before scoring the easy pin..Editor's Note: Uhhhhhh I might be old fasioned, but doesn't THAT make THE GREAT KHALI the #1 Contender?John Bradshaw Layfield jumped into the ring and bullied what was left of World Champion Rey Mysterio.. And that's a wrap folks... Go Back To WWE History | Go Back To SmackDown! History © 2007, Black Pants, Inc. 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