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| | WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS August 17, 2007Uncasville, ConnecticutMohegan Sun CasinoAnnouncers: Michael Cole & JBL THE VIP LOUNGE: Montel Vontavious Porter + Matt Hardy + "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters.. The ring was set up with a carpet and two leather sofas as Montel Vontavious Porter kicked off the show..Montel Vontavious Porter said he challenged Matt Hardy to a boxing match at Saturday Night's Main Event..Montel Vontavious Porter claimed his heart condition would not enable him to compete in the boxing match..Montel Vontavious Porter said his substitute, Evander Hollyfield, who box Matt Hardy this Saturday Night..Matt Hardy came out and said he had Montel Vontavious Porter beat 2 weeks ago but MVP turned and ran away..Matt Hardy said the only heart condition Montel Vontavious Porter had was "lack therefore of" (cheers)..Matt Hardy said if MVP can get Evander Hollyfield to show up on Saturday Night then he will box him..MVP brought out "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters so Matt Hardy could go through the Masterlock challenge..Chris Masters put the Masterlock on Matt Hardy with MVP taunting Hardy on the microphone the whole time..Matt Hardy started to fight back but Montel Vontavious Porter got up and kicked Hardy in the gut twice!Matt Hardy started to get up so Montel Vontavious Porter ran back and gave him the Play-of-the-Day!!! BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon (wearing a peach-coloured jacket) & Jonathan Coachman.. Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman showed up and were talking about who Vince's illegitimate child might be..Jonathan Coachman said Big Daddy V. was the only WWE wrestler who didn't quite check out in his investigation.. VIGNETTE: Jesse & Festus (Jesse theorized that Festus could be Vince McMahon's illegitimate son)..NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: Deuce & Domino w/Cherry defeated The Major Brothers (Brian & Brett)..BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Theodore Long & Kristal & Vickie Guerrero + The Great Khali.. Vince McMahon met with Theodore Long & Kristal Marshall and congratulated them on the upcoming wedding..The Great Khali barged in demanding that Theodore Long remove him from his match with Kane later tonight..Jonathan Coachman suggested that The Great Khali might be Vince's son because he once had an affair in India.. MATCH: Fit Finlay vs. Jamie Noble ended in a No Contest.. Kane interfered and went after Finlay and Horswoggle showed up and pushed Jamie Noble into Kane from behind..Hornswoggle disappeared and Kane choke-slammed Jamie Noble while Fit Finlay slipped out of the ring to reatreat..Before leaving, however, Fit Finlay repeatedly whacked Kane in the ribs with his sheleilee (how do you spell??).. MATCH: Chavo Guerrero defeated Shannon Moore with the Gory-bomb... Chavo Guerrero brought a Rey Mysterio mask with him and talked to it as if he was sending a message to Rey..After the match: Chavo Guerrero put the mask on Shannon Moore's face and gave him a frog splash on the knee!Editor's Note: Who in their right mind would frog splash someone on the knee? How about I headbutt your fist! IN THE RING: (#1 Contender) Batista + The Great Khali w/translator.. Batista said he might be a little grouchy cause he's been thinking of The Great Khali's actions all week long..Batista said his mentor Ric Flair had his head crushed like a grape and Khali treated him like a piece of dirt..Batista said he tried to help out Ric Flair and that "freak" wrapped his hands around his head like a vice grip..Batista said he's never felt pain like that but promised the fans and Ric Flair that he'll beat the Great Khali!The Great Khali came up on the big screen shouting at Batista and the translator told Batista what Khali said..The translator yelled at Batista while The Great Khali picked up a basketball and squeezed it with his bare hands..Batista said that a basketball doesn't hold grudges and got all fired up promising to bring the fight to SummerSlam.. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Big Dick Johnson.. Vince McMahon through his support behind The Great Khali thinking that Khali was probably his offspring..Jonathan Coachman stepped in and said Batista could be his son too - and Mr. McMahon thought about that too..Jonathan Coachman reiterated that Vince's offspring could be anybody - suddenly Big Dick Johnson showed up.. SQUASH MATCH: "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry defeated Greg Cardona.. Mark Henry address the mysterious druid from last week and said that he was not intimated..Mark Henry showed another video of him destroying the Undertaker and putting him out of action..The lights went out and the Undertaker's gong played following by the famous chanting sounds..Several druids appeared at ringside, but then disappeared, leaving a pile of sand in the ilse.. BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Kristal Marshall & Vickie Guerrero + Torrie Wilson & Michelle McCool + Kenny & Victoria.. Kristal Marshall asked Torrie Wilson & Michelle McCool to be her bridesmaids at her wedding to Theodore Long..Victoria entered the room and gleefully agreed to be a bridesmaid but Kristal said she already has bridesmaids..Michelle McCool said Victoria's present to Teddy & Kristal can be to not show up at the wedding -- CATFIGHT! BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Jimmy Wang Yang & Sho Funaki + Kane.. Jonathan Coachman teased Jimmy Wang Yang and Sho Funaki being Vince McMahon's illegitimate son..Then Kane slapped Vince McMahon on the back and chuckled for a minute before shouting "DAD!" DIVAS MATCH: Michelle McCool defeated Victoria w/Kenny Dykstra..BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman blew off the idea that Howard Finkel could be Vince's son!NON (WORLD) TITLE MATCH: The Great Khali defeated Kane with the Iron Claw pinfall.. Kane went for a choke-slam but The Great Khali locked in the Iron Claw and eventually took Kane down and out!After the match: Fit Finlay showed up and attacked the already injured ribs of Kane with the sheleilee!Batista ran down and gave Fit Finlay a big spin-buster, and then tried to give Fit Finlay a Batista-bomb..The Great Khali snuck up from behind and applied the two-handed Claw to Batista head until unconscious! And that's a wrap folks... Go Back To WWE History | Go Back To SmackDown! History © 2007, Black Pants, Inc. 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