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| | WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS August 24, 2007Columbia, South CarolinaAnnouncers: Michael Cole & JBL DARK MATCHES: Johnny Jeter defeated Matt Anoa'i (aka Rosey) in a dark match..Jesse (Ray Gordy) & Festus (Freakin' Deacon) defeated Paul Burchill & Dave Taylor in a dark match.. IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Kane + "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters + Chuck Palumbo.. Jonathan Coachman said that with every passing day they are getting close to finding out who Vince's son is..Jonathan Coachman said they looked at the WWE roster nobody fits the mold - [EXPLOSION] Kane appears..Kane started talking about all the birthdays and little league baseball games that Vince McMahon missed..Kane kept calling Vince McMahon "dad" and said he doesn't want money or gifts, he just wanted Fit Finlay..Vince McMahon booked Kane vs. Finlay at SummerSlam but added there is no resemblance between he and Kane.."The Masterpiece" Chris Masters came out next and said something as ugly as Kane couldn't be McMahon's son..Chris Masters had a picture of him (age 15) with Vince McMahon and said he's always felt close to Mr. McMahon..Chris Masters offered to take out Kane with a Masterlock Challenge and Kane reversed the Challenge on Masters..However, instead of locking Chris Masters in the Masterlock (Full Nelson) he grabbed him and choke-slammed him!Chuck Palumbo drove out on his motorcycle and Vince McMahon immediately threw him into a match with Chris Masters.. MATCH: Chuck Palumbo defeated "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters..MATCH: Sho Funaki defeated Chavo Guerrero by Disqualification.. Chavo Guerrero assaulted Sho Funaki's knee then put the Rey mask on Funaki and smashed it with a chair! #1 CONTENDERS (CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE) MATCH: Jamie Noble defeated Jimmy Wang Yang..BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Kristal Marshall + Montel Vontavious Porter + Matt Hardy.. Theodore Long wanted to help Kristal prepare for the Bikini contest but Kristal wouldn't let him see..Montel Vontavious Porter came in and suggested Theodore Long get on the MVP bandwagon while he still can..MVP said he would team up with the next person to "walk through those doors" and go after the Tag Team titles..Matt Hardy walked in and MVP took a fit and Theodore Long booked them against Tag Team Champs Duece & Domino.. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Chuck Palumbo.. Vince McMahon said he was impressed with Chuck Palumbo and bragged about a motorbike he has back home..Chuck Palumbo said his mom said his dad used to be into Motor Bikes and Mr. McMahon suddenly became alert..Chuck Palumbo said, "he also liked his Jack Daniels and was scraped off the windsheild of an 18-wheeler"..Chuck Palumbo killed the awkward moment by adding that his mother was the one driving the 18-wheeler! NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: WWE Tag Team Champions Deuce & Domino w/Cherry defeated Shannon Moore & Eugene..BASKETBALL CHALLENGE: Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Matt Hardy ended in a No Contest.. There was basketball net set up on the arena floor with a small playing surface with lines marked off..Montel Vontavious Porter came out and missed an easy warm-up shot and said it wasn't a regulation net..Montel Vontavious Porter missed a dunk and pretended he hit it, and then actually nailed a three pointer..Matt Hardy came out threw the ball at MVP's head and then scored an easy two point shot as fans laughed..Tag Champions Deuce & Domino w/Cherry showed up and attacked both Montel Vontavious Porter & Matt Hardy! SQUASH MATCH: "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry defeated Brad Allen (aka Brad Attitude).. After the match: Mark Henry said he cannot be intimidated - then suddenly the lights went out - GONG!!One of The Undertaker's trademark intimidation videos played showing an Undertaker sybol being resurrected.. SUMMER BIKINI CONTEST: Michelle McCool vs. Kristal Marshall vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Victoria vs. Mae Young.. Kristal Marshall, Torrie Wilson, and Michelle McCool came out holding hands as Victoria followed behind them..Each of the four SmackDown! Divas disrobbed and did a little dance and then Michael Cole introduced Mae Young!Mae Young came out and disrobbed - Kristal, Michelle & Torrie clapped as Victoria stood there looking disgusted!Victoria stomed off while the other three Divas tried to stop Mae Young from pulling her top down in the ring! VIGNETTE: Jesse & Festus are coming to SmackDown! (Talked about SummerSlam and looking forward to the BBQ!)..MAIN EVENT: Batista defeated Fit Finlay by DQ when World Champion The Great Khali interfered.. A few minutes into the match: World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali walked down to ringside..The Great Khali interfered and tried to apply the double Iron Claw but Batista blocked it and speared Khali!Batista mounted The Great Khali on the floor and repeatedly punched him in the head for a couple of minutes.. And that's a wrap folks... 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