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| | WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS August 31, 2007Albany, New YorkAnnouncers: Michael Cole & JBL DARK MATCH: Johnny Jeter defeated Kenny Dykstra in a dark match..DARK MATCH: The Daltons (Jesse & Festus) defeated Dave Taylor & Paul Burchill in a dark match.. IN THE RING: Theodore Long + The Great Khali w/translator.. Theodore Long booked a series of matches to determine the next #1 Contender to the World Heavyweight title.. CHAMPIONSHIP COMPETITION MATCH: Fit Finlay defeated Kane..VIGNETTE: Jesse & Festus are coming to SmackDown! (Talked about the kids going Back to School)..TAG TITLE MATCH: Matt Hardy & Montel Vontavious Porter defeated Deuce & Domino w/Cherry to win the titles! Matt Hardy played face in peril and when he finally reached for the tag, MVP was on the floor talking to Cherry!MVP got back on the ring apron and yelled at Matt Hardy, who eventually slapped his partner (MVP) across the face!The "slap" was considered a tag, so MVP jumped in the ring and won the Tag Titles after Hardy did all the work! BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Batista.. Vince McMahon said Batista is from Washington DC, where his dad first opened his wrestling organization's office..Vince McMahon said he spent a lot of time in Washington DC and asked Batista if he thought he might be his child..Batista said his mom worked really hard and they were poor while Vince McMahon was making millions of dollars..Batista said if he found out Vince was his father he would beat him unmercifully for not helping them out.. IN THE RING: Eugene + "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry .. Eugene was in the ring having fun with the t-Shirt gun when Mark Henry interfered and squeezed him with a bearhug..Mark Henry said he doesn't care of The Undertaker is coming back, he will bloody his carcus like he did last time..The Undertaker's GONG - Then they played the creepy video featuring the hype for Undertaker's return at Unforgiven.. CHAMPIONSHIP COMPETITION MATCH: Rey Mysterio defeated Batista by DQ when Finlay whacked Rey with a chair! Batista clapped for Rey during his entrance and they gave each other hugs before the match started..Fit Finlay got Batista intentionally DQ'd because he thought Rey was the easier road the World title.. VIGNETTE: Suspended Diva Ashley Massaro preparing for her opportunity to appear on the reality show "Survivor"..IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman.. Vince McMahon talked about RAW with Triple H and denied that he had sexual relations with any of those women..The Coach then brought out some women that Vince McMahon DID have sex with including a hot one named "Cheryl".."Cheryl" said Vince McMahon was the best lover she ever had and since then nobody has compared to Mr. McMahon..The Coach brought out three women who had a foursome with Vince McMahon - "Theresa," "Elizabeth," and "Spice"The three ladies said "Thanks to Mr. McMahon we brought in the new year with a BANG" - that was embarassing.The Coach brought out "Mary Cathrine," actually now she is "Sister Mary Cathrine" - even more embarassing..........Sister Mary Cathrine said since she was with Mr. McMahon the only one who could satisfy her was God (how lame)..Vince McMahon talked about meeting his family and their attornys on RAW and he was starting to hate his family..Vince McMahon said he hopes his bastard son showed up on RAW so that he can show him what a loving family is.. MASTERLOCK CHALLENGE: Chris Masters vs. Chuck Palumbo ended in a No Contest.. Chris Masters tried to get in a sucker-punch but Chuck Palumbo caught him and knocked him out of the ring.. BACLSTAGE: Jamie Noble & Shannon Moore.. Shannon Moore wished Jamie Noble next week but Noble seemed to be going insane due to Hornswoggle.. CHAMPIONSHIP COMPETITION FINALS: Rey Mysterio defeated Fit Finlay... After the match: The Great Khali came down and stood in front of Rey Mysterio, who came up to his belly button..The Great Khali shoved Rey Mysterio down and then went for the double claw until Batista thankfully made the save!Rey Mysterio gave World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali a 619 and Batista nailed him with a big Spear! And that's a wrap folks... Go Back To WWE History | Go Back To SmackDown! History © 2007, Black Pants, Inc. 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