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| | TNA WRESTLING RESULTS NWA: Total Nonstop Action PPV March 26, 2003 - Nashville, Tennessee - Aired LiveAnnouncers: Mike Tenay & Don West.. DARK MATCHES: Shark Boy b Ryan Ash..Glen Gilbertti b Scotty Sabre..Erik Watts & Brian Lawler b Matt Longtime & Kurt Jensen..James Storm b Doug Williams.. KICKOFF: Goldylocks.. Goldylocks gives her VERY BUTCHERED verson of America the Beautiful to honor the troops in Iraq.. SEX LOCKER ROOM: AJ Styles + Glen Gilbertti + S.E.X.. AJ Styles barges down the S.E.X. locker room with a chainsaw!AJ Styles accuses Glen Gilbertti of costing him a title shot last week..AJ Styles says that without Vince Russo, all of the S.E.X. wrestlers suck!AJ Styles says that if Glen Gilbertti isn't in the ring in 30 seconds, he'll come back and dismember him!Glen Gilbertti assigns the reponsability to Mike Sanders.. MATCH: AJ Styles pinned Mike Sanders.. Mike Sanders took on AJ Styles looking to proove himself in the eyes of SEX..Glen Gilbertti & Sonny Siaki ran down but it backfired and AJ Styles won the match!Glen Gilbertti & Mike Sanders got into a shoving match until Sonny Siaki calmed them down.. MATCH: Jerry Lynn pinned Konnan.. Konnan came out and talked about TNA taking 70 years of Lucha Libre and renaming it "X-Division"..Konnan reversed a hurancanrana into a powerbomb outside of the ring!Jerry Lynn won after a surprise rollup pinfall..After the match, a yellow "masked" luchadore attacked Jerry Lynn and gave him a spinning DDT!Konnan acted as if he didn't know who the yellow guy was.. INTERVIEW: Mike Tenay & Jeff Jarrett.. Jeff Jarrett said he's at a charity event and not at the show tonight..Jeff Jarrett talked about all the great contenders, specifically putting over AJ Styles, Raven, Ron Killings & DLo..Jeff Jarrett mentioned Erik Watts, saying he was a joke..Jeff Jarrett said David Flair holding an NWA title belt is an even bigger joke.. Mike Tenay asked him if he regretted taping the interview with Vince Russo's kids..Jeff Jarrett got mad at Mike Tenay, who can't seem to finish an interview on a positive note.. IN THE RING: Jim Mitchell & The New Church + Harris Boys/Elix Skipper/Chris Daniels + Sandman + Perry Saturn! Jim Mitchell explains that the only S&M match rule is that you can't be pinned unless you're bleeding..The Harris Brothers, Chris Daniels & Elix Skipper come out to the ring..Chris Daniels says that S.E.X. is a better religion than Jim Mitchell's..The S.E.X. members then attacked the New Church..Sandman came out for the attempted save, but they were beating on him too..Perry Saturn makes his shocking debut and ran into the ring and cleaning house!! PROMO: Dusty Rhodes.. Dusty Rhodes says that people always ask him why he keeps living in the past..Dusty Rhodes says that he respects the past, and Brian Lawler, David Flair & Erik Watts don't..Dusty Rhodes says that they should have been tought respect as kids, but he'll teach them respect!Dusty says that he going to get that belt back from David Flair in the Bunkhouse match tonight.. MATCH: David Young vs Sonny Siaki went to a NO CONTEST.. Athena was at ringside wearing a neck brace selling a tombstone piledriver last week..Athena got some revenge by slapping and low-blowing Sonny Siaki during the match..Desire appeared (for the first time in 2 weeks) and got into a catfight with Athena..Desire & Sonny Siaki handcuffed David Young to the ropes and Sonny Siaki gave Athena the Siakalypse.. INTERVIEW: Goldylocks & Amazing Red + Alexis Laree.. Goldylocks asks Red who he'll be teaming with in his mixed tag match with Kid Kash & Trinity..Alexis Laree enters with a major chip on her shoulder and threatens both Trinity & Goldylocks.. IN THE RING: Erik Watts/Brian Lawler/David Flair + Jeff Jarrett + DLo Brown + S.E.X.. Erik Watts addressed Jeff Jarrett's comments and said he didn't want a title shot anyway..The lights went out and Jeff Jarrett showed up and whacked Erik Watts with a guitar..Jeff Jarrett says that Erik Watts' mind games just got his ass handed to him..Jeff Jarrett issues and open challenge to anyone in the back to come out to the ring..DLo Brown answered the challenge and joined Jeff Jarrett in the ring wanting a title shot tonight.. DLo Brown says that Jeff Jarrett is the champ and should expect to be chased and ran down by people..Jeff Jarrett agrees to the match, even though DLo is only asking for a hand-out..Glen Gilbertti and members of S.E.X. then came out to the ring..Glen Gilbertti says that this isn't the WWE, where they check their brains at the door..Glen Gilbertti said that Raven is the #1 Contender for Jeff Jarrett's NWA World title..Glen Gilbertti said that DLo will get a title shot next week only if he agrees to join S.E.X. if he wins..DLo Brown agreed to those stipulations..Jeff Jarrett tells Glen Gilbertti that by the end of the night, he'll know what "Don't Piss Me Off" means.. BUNKHOUSE MATCH: Dusty Rhodes pinned David Flair.. David Flair brought out an NWA World belt that he said he stole from his father's closet.. Dusty Rhodes hit David Flair with a cowbell and then pinned him for the win..Dusty then grabbed the old NWA world title belt from the corner..Brian Lawler came out while Dusty Rhodes was celebrating and grabbed the belt from him and ran! INTERVIEW: Goldylocks & Chris Harris/James Storm.. Goldylocks asked Chris Harris why he was doing a singles match..Chris Harris said he just wanted to do it but he didn't want to break up the team..Chris Harris said that Goldy was looking for a story, but that there isn't a story here..James Storm gave him the evil eye the entire interview.. MIXED TAG MATCH: Kid Kash & Trinity b Amazing Red & Alexis Laree.. Trinity & Alexis Laree both show a lot of fire during the match, repeatedly going after the men..Trinity pinned Alexis Laree after landing a moonsault..Kid Kash was mad at Trinity because she scored the pin instead of him, and walked out on her.. INTERVIEW: Goldylocks & Jerry Lynn.. Goldylocks asks Jerry Lynn if he knows who the masked luchadore was..Jerry Lynn, visibly upset, says he doesn't know, but maybe she could go ask Konnan.. MATCH: DLo Brown pinned Chris Harris.. Chris Harris accidentally speared Rudy Charles, knocking him out..DLo went to the top rope and missed the frog splash!Chris Harris got to the top rope and missed a big elbow drop!Glen Gilbertti interfered using a Ace Crusher on Chris Harris..DLo Brown saw the interference and pinned Chris Harris anyway, to tease that he's with S.E.X.. SADISTIC MADNESS: Saturn & Sandman & Brian Lee & Slash beat Harris Twins & Christopher Daniels & Elix Skipper.. The rules are that a guy had to bleed before he could be pinned..Sandman came down last smashing a beer can on his head, causing him to bleed before the match!The Harris Brothers brutally powerbombed Sandman onto a steel chair!The brawl went all over the Asylum, with just about all participants getting busted open..Slash got the Spike and used it on Chris Daniels, brutally busting him open!!Ron Killings, who turned heel last week, returned this week as a babyface, with Nelson Knight by his side!!Nelson Knight (Mabel aka Viscera) sitout powerbombed Chris Daniels and Saturn pinned him!S.E.X. got the better of The New Church and were about to put them through tables..Jeff Jarrett ran in and cleaned house, hitting everyone with a chair!DLo Brown came out and confronted him, and Jeff Jarrett laid out DLo with the chair too!!! END OF SHOW.... 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