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| | TNA WRESTLING RESULTS Announcers: Mike Tenay & Don West.. Location: Orlando, Florida (Universal Studios)Date: February 14, 2008 (Taped: February , 2008) PARKING LOT: Jeremy Borash & Karen Angle (with daughter, Keira Angle) + Eric Young.. Jeremy Borash greeted Karen Angle (in her wedding dress) and Karen said Kurt has never done anything this romantic!Eric Young showed up needing to talk to Jeremy Borash, explaining that he has to wrestle a Monster tonight in Rellik..Karen Angle's daughter said "There's no such thing as monsters!" and Karen said JB was busy being her maid of honor.. IN THE RING (CONTRACT SIGNING): Jim Cornette + Samoa Joe + Christian Cage.. Jim Cornette stood in the six-sided ring and called out Samoa Joe to sign a TNA contract with no interruptions..Jim Cornette gave Samoa Joe the documents and a pen and he was about to sign it when Christian Cage interrupted...Christian Cage confronted Samoa Joe about not doing his job as "Special Enforcer" at Against All Odds on Sunday..Christian Cage said Samoa Joe did good stopping A.J. Styles from interfering but left the backdoor open for Tomko..Christian Cage said that he wanted Samoa Joe's help tonight taking out Kurt Angle and A.J. Styles and Tomko..Samoa Joe said Christian Cage's title-chase is over and the next TNA title shot is going to him (Samoa Joe)..Samoa Joe said "the enemdy of my enemy is my friend" and agreed to team with Cage against the Angle Alliance..Jim Cornette still wanted Samoa Joe to sign the contract but Joe said his personal business was more important.. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Tomko.. Crystal Louthan asked Tomko why he stabbed Christian Cage in the back last Sunday at Against All Odds..Tomko said Christian Cage had been hanging off of him for five years and is going to talk to Kurt Angle.. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & A.J. Styles + Kurt Angle.. A.J. Styles was jealous that Kurt Angle was marrying Karen Angle (who is secretly refered to as "his woman")..Kurt Angle came in and told A.J. Styles to get his tuxedo on because he's going to be the best man tonight! HANDICAP MATCH: Brother Devon (w/Brother Ray & Johnny Devine) defeated Shark Boy & Curry Man.. Before the match: Earl Hebner came out with a scale to enforce the 275 lbs weight limitation stipulation..Brother Devon passed the test at less than 275 lbs but Ray failed miserably and wasn't allowed to wrestle..Brother Devon stole a victory after Brother Ray smashed the weight scale over Curry Man's head! INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Booker T (Waiting in the parking lot for Robert Roode's arrival)..TAPED PROMO: Rellik cut a promo about all the disgusting things he is going to do to Eric Young..MATCH: Scott Steiner (w/his latest Freak) vs. Abyss did not happen... Abyss came out and looked at his own scars, threw down his chain, then took off his mask and walked out..Scott Steiner grabbed the mic and introduced his favorite freak Rhaka Khan and issued an open challenge.. OPEN CHALLENGE: Scott Steiner defeated Petey Williams after outside interference from Rhaka Khan.. After the match: Scott Steiner helped Petey Williams up to his feet and patted him on the back.. BACKSTAGE: Crystal Louthan & Kurt Angle & Tomko.. Tomko said things are changing and if Kurt Angle can put his ego aside he would join the Angle Alliance..Tomko said he wouldn't be Kurt Angle's BITCH and as long as he can be his own man they will be alright.. BACKSTAGE: Christian Cage was laid out by a mystery assailant...BACKSTAGE: Jeremy Borash & Karen Angle + Eric Young.. Jeremy Borash was talking to Karen Angle when Eric Young burst in worried about wrestling Rellik..Karen Angle started freaking out and screaming because Eric Young keeps bothering her maid of honor! NONE (TAG) TITLE MATCH: A.J. Styles & Tomko defeated Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash (sub for Christian Cage).. Samoa Joe said he doesn't know who attacked Christian but knows Styles & Tomko had something to do with it..Samoa Joe said he had friends and called out "BIG MAN" Kevin Nash to go up against A.J. Styles & Tomko.. Samoa Joe took a beating from his opponents for a while before Kevin Nash came in and cleaned house..Kurt Angle ran down and whacked Samoa Joe, allowing Tomko to hit his finger and score the victory.. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash.. A furious Samoa Joe screamed into the camera that we just saw a declaration of war out there..Samoa Joe said he realized he will never get the shot he deserves until he destroys the Angle Alliance..Samoa Joe (on behalf of Kevin Nash & Christian Cage) challenged The Angle Alliance for Destination-X.. MATCH: Rellik defeated Eric Young after putting on his metal mask and "scaring" Eric Young..TRIPLE THREAT X-DIVISION MATCH: Homicide defeated Chris Sabin and Jimmy Rave.. They included a couple of Nascar people in the segment to do a little unsuccessful cross-promoting..Chris Sabin was accompanied by his tag team partner Alex Shelley as well as Nascar driver Reed Sorenson..Homicide was accompanied by his tag partner Hernandez, Salinas & Nascar driver Juan Pablo Montoya..Jimmy Rave was accompanied by his tag partner Lance Hoyt and the extremely sexxxy Christy Hemme.. IN THE RING: Rhino.. Rhino explained that he allowed alcohol back into his life and asked James Storm if he has any BALLS..Rhino issued a challenge to James Storm at Destination-X wanting it in a dangerous Elevation-X match! INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & ODB + Gail Kim.. ODB said she knows she can take Awesome Kong and predicted she could beat Kong three times out of five..Gail Kim showed up and said she would watch ODB's back and stop Raesha Saed if she tried to interfere.. NON (KNOCKOUTS) TITLE STREET FIGHT: Awesome Kong (Champion) w/Raesha Saed defeated ODB w/Gail Kim.. Raesha Saed tried to trip up ODB - so ODB tried to rip off her mask - Gail Kim ran down to take on Saed..Awesome Kong attacked Gail Kim and threw her into the guard rail and continued to beat up ODB in the ring..Gail Kim started interfering again and got some shots in but ended up inadvertantly costing ODB the match!ODB confronted Gail Kim and they started a shoving match but were held apart by Angelina Love & Velvet Skye.. PARKING LOT: Crystal Louthan & Booker T + Payton Banks + Jim Cornette.. Payton Banks showed up and awkwardly apologized to Booker T but said Robert Roode wasn't coming tonight..Jim Cornette approached Booker T and told him to take out his frustrations next week against Kurt Angle.. IN THE RING: Kurt Angle (with "Best Man" A.J. Styles) + Karen Angle (with "Maid of Honor" Jeremy Borash).. A.J. Styles was wearing a tuxedo without his tie and wasn't happy because he thinks Karen is "his woman"..Jeremy Borash escorted Karen Angle to the ring, err I mean the alter - lead by ring-bearer little Keira Angle..The crowd was crapping on the whole segment but So-Cal Val pretended to be emotional about the ceremony..Editor's Notes: I think the only people who think this is entertaining are Vince Russo & The Angle Family..Samoa Joe (with Kevin Nash) spoke up and said they couldn't let Kurt make the same mistake with "that skank"..Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash charged the ring and Styles tried to protect Karen but ended up knocking her down..Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash stripped the tuxedo off of Kurt Angle and chased him backstage in his underwear..The minister got up said "I now pronounce you man and wife," except it was for A.J. Styles & Karen Angle!A.J. Styles was shocked, but when the minister said "You may now kiss the bride.." he did not hesitate!!END OF SHOW.... 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