The Official Mike Lange Soundboard (original) (raw)

Anonymous said...

Nothing short of tremendous. I've been looking for a Lange soundboard for a few years now (yes, years).

Thank you.

Steve

June 19, 2009 at 11:20 PM

Moses (Space Cowboy)said...

Awesome thank you!

June 19, 2009 at 11:48 PM

Anonymous said...

make as many of these as needed... the world is a better place because of this.

June 20, 2009 at 12:23 AM

Damian Romanosaid...

So with all this talk of Pens Universe creating more Lange soundboards, why doesn't everyone shoot me their favorite Langism that's not included here. Include a youtube link if possible.

June 20, 2009 at 8:00 AM

Anonymous said...

No "It's a hockey night in Pittsburgh"?

June 20, 2009 at 8:54 PM

Anonymous said...

First and foremost, it's CordoVa, not CordoBa... i know its not a biggie, just lettin ya know

sorry, I don't have a link for all of them:

1-He smoked him like a bad cigar!
2-Get in the fast lane grandma, the bingo game is ready to roll!
3-Look out Loretta! (no link, sorry)
4-Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, get me the Brandy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHPd3vERUw&feature=fvst

June 20, 2009 at 9:15 PM

Anonymous said...

No, sorry Anonymous right above me, you are wrong. It's CordoBa. As in the Chrysler Cordoba automobile:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler\_Cordoba

June 20, 2009 at 11:59 PM

Anonymous said...

How about "let's go hunt moose on a Harley!

June 21, 2009 at 1:13 AM

Anonymous said...

"Make me a milkshake Malkin" was one of the better calls from the playoffs this season.

June 21, 2009 at 1:48 AM

Anonymous said...

"Never teach a pig to sing!"

it is on this link I am attaching; also, this has a better "scratch my back with a hacksaw" on it as well!

http://downloads.penguins.nhl.com/podcasts/080504hilites.mp3

June 21, 2009 at 11:17 AM

Craigsaid...

Fucking amazing

June 22, 2009 at 12:50 PM

Damian Romanosaid...

Version 2 coming soon.

June 22, 2009 at 11:49 PM

Erinsaid...

So awesome. Helps with hockey withdrawal!

June 23, 2009 at 10:10 AM

Unknownsaid...

Great balls of fire!

June 24, 2009 at 10:39 AM

Brad said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXSzyQtWmhE

Here is part 1/4 of Mike Lange bests of 2009. Not made by me but you could find some good ones in these.

June 24, 2009 at 9:27 PM

Nicky said...

Far. Out.

Genius.

Make me a milkshake Malkin should be a deffo inclusion.

Nice work.

June 25, 2009 at 4:44 AM

Anonymous said...

I love Mike Lange and I love this board...you guys are the best for putting it togehter...As far as including missing ones, you gotta have all three Stanley Cup Final win calls in their entirety on there, that should be a no brainer...

July 25, 2009 at 8:15 AM

Anonymous said...

When's part 2 coming?

September 11, 2009 at 1:37 PM

Anonymous said...

Holy Shit! This is unreal.

October 11, 2009 at 10:32 PM

Anonymous said...

His sayings are ridiculous and annoying.

December 17, 2009 at 8:53 PM

Anonymous said...

Go back to Philadelphia idiot before Mike Rupp comes to your house and kicks your ass

December 18, 2009 at 8:17 PM

Penguins Experiencesaid...

You're ridiculous and annoying.

Case closed.

December 18, 2009 at 8:23 PM

Trevor K said...

Best thing EVER!!

January 16, 2010 at 8:33 PM

Anonymous said...

Beats him like a red headed step child

March 14, 2010 at 11:45 PM

The Vegas Fleasaid...

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

April 9, 2010 at 11:42 AM

Anonymous said...

You need to dig deep into the archive to get the original up there: "Great balls of fire!"

April 9, 2010 at 3:57 PM

Anonymous said...

Make me a milkshake Malkin!

April 20, 2010 at 2:50 PM

Damian Romanosaid...

Folks, I know I said part 2 was coming out way back when, and sorry for the delay, but as we speak part 2 is in the works. Should be here before the next playoff series. Word.

April 22, 2010 at 3:52 PM

Anonymous said...

Passing out checks like it's the first of the month

April 26, 2010 at 11:14 AM

Anonymous said...

also "buzzzzzing like bees around the hive" "takes the heat out of a hot kitchen"

April 26, 2010 at 11:15 AM

Anonymous said...

"Big Ben struck one"...though that has a whole new meaning now thanks to Roethlisberger...

May 8, 2010 at 9:12 PM

Anonymous said...

What - no Borque-isms?
(just kidding...)

May 8, 2010 at 9:17 PM

Anonymous said...

what about "lord stanley,lord stanley get me the brandy"?

ps i'll be cow-kicked if you don't post it!

May 27, 2010 at 10:34 PM

Anonymous said...

single best soundboard ever

December 10, 2011 at 6:36 PM

Anonymous said...

get your dancing shoes Mabel, it's time to dance with Lord Stanley!

December 13, 2011 at 4:11 PM

Anonymous said...

Lange is the worst announcer around. Biased old douche.

December 31, 2011 at 3:51 PM

Ksenia Anskesaid...

This is great idea - to post it like a sound board! (Can I steal it?). I work for Hark, here we have 100+ Mike Lange audio quotes - if this can help you add any to your collection.

January 24, 2012 at 3:55 PM

Damian Romanosaid...

You're welcome to post it elsewhere. Please be kind enough to give our site credit.

January 24, 2012 at 3:58 PM

Damian Romanosaid...

BTW everyone, the mobile version is now available to download in the Android Market. https://market.android.com/details?id=realdeal.mikelangesoundboard.android&feature=search\_result

February 20, 2012 at 8:36 PM

sparqy83 said...

The MASTER at his best!!!!! What would the NHL be without Mike Lange?????

September 21, 2012 at 7:18 PM

Unknownsaid...

After a tie, "The pens are kissing their sister."

February 1, 2013 at 10:48 PM

Corvaxsaid...

Thank you for the hard work in putting this together. I have a few suggestions. The first is adding Lemieux and Jagr to the sound board. For the Jagr haters, he is still a major part of Pens history like it or lump it.

I also think a soundboard of PA announcer John Barbaro would be pretty awesome as well, although much more difficult to put together.

March 15, 2013 at 9:26 AM

SJRsaid...

I wish the 2009 Stanley Cup win call... "Scratch their names in your fabled cup!" was on there. It's included in the Android soundboard.

June 25, 2013 at 9:41 AM