Science Jokes:1. MATHEMATICS : 1.11 MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS (original) (raw)

    8                                      5

If lim - = oo (infinity), then what does lim - = ? x->0 x x->0 x

answer: (write 5 on it's side)

And the following variation: From: Omar Lakkis <omar#NoSpam.sam.math.ethz.ch> Since one has

lim     (8/n) = oo,
   n->0

then for each Z, one has

lim     (Z/n) = N.
   n->0

I saw the following scrawled on a math office blackboard in college:

    1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1

  lim      ----
 8-->9   \/ 8   = 3

"The integral of e to the x is equal to f of the quantity u to the n."

 /  x      n
 | e  = f(u )
 /

Fuller's Law of Cosmic Irreversability:

            1 pot T --> 1 pot P

but 1 pot P -/-> 1 pot T

  lim      sin(x)
n --> oo   ------ = 6
             n

Proof: cancel the n in the numerator and denominator.

From: "RepliconKing none" <repliconking#NoSpam.hotmail.com> here's a variation of the sin(x)/n = 6 formula :

       sec(x)

lim --------- = "infinite sex" c --> 0 c^2

From: matsb#NoSpam.elixir.e.kth.se (Mats Bengtsson)

lim        3 = 8

omega->infinity

(Or for native LaTex speakers: \lim_{\omega \to \infty} 3 = 8$$)

November 23 October 28 From: Ciro Durेn <cirojota#NoSpam.hotmail.com>

'oo' is for infinity

lim n->oo x^2 = oo

Therefore

lim n->oo x^3 = ooo

From: Cal Herrmann <arminius#NoSpam.nature.Berkeley.EDU>

2 and 2 is 22