Homepage of Prof. Dr. Karl Stroetmann (original) (raw)

As I am getting old and wise, I have to accept the limits of my own capabilities. I have condensed these deep philosophical insights into a most beautiful pearl of poetry. I would like to share these humble words of wisdom:

I am a teacher by profession,
mostly really by obsession;
But even though I boldly try,
I just cannot teachpigs to fly.
Instead, I slaughter them and fry.

Any sufficiently advanced poetry is indistinguishable from divine wisdom.

His holiness Pope Hugo Ⅻ.