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One Tuesday morning in June 2003

"F" leaves the "hospital"

- "F" feels much better

- and we have survived the hospital staff.

Ya know what - the high school kids working at the local veterinarian's office seem more capable and caring than the nurses we saw at Third Floor, West Wing of the Washington hospital. - And the nurses in the Emergency Room didn't shine much either - .

What is the score?
Minus side

  1. Emergency Room - long delay (three hours) after diagnosis and prescription before treatment started ("F"'s records got lost and they didn't realize it until I bugged them a lot)
  2. West Wing - not being interested in arrival of new patient
  3. West Wing - have to fill out the same info into forms already filled out in emergency room (it is the same hospital? or is it? see billing below)
  4. West Wing - replacing failed ID band with wrong patient name and age, OK, they got the sex correct -
    OK, OK, You're correct - same chance as a coin flip -
  5. West Wing - fed standard food to patient on liquid diet -
  6. West Wing - lost and totally screwed up the IV battle, then gave up and went home leaving the antibiotic unadministered.
  7. General - it seems the whole IV business (in this case) was based on high billing incentive rather medical need. (In the time delay of getting the IV installed, oral antibiotic would have been completely absorbed anyway.) Plus side
  8. Patient survived in spite of the above
  9. Hospital got lots of cash flow

Epilogue

The hospital bill(s) totaled $14 thousand for 4 days stay. (They use three different billing centers - maybe to confuse themselves as well as patients and insurance companies.)

I figured that the CAT scan would be a big part of that, but the CAT scan was only $2 thousand for the half hour.

But I did figure why the hospital loves IVs :-))

Maybe this is the reality of the hospital business?

If insurance had not paid for "F"'s hospital stay, Washington Hospital would have had to take me to court to get paid! That way I could have broadcast what a high priced, low service place it is! Talk about "your day in court" - I bet we would have settled out of court for a good deal less to save Washington Hospital from getting a public black eye.

- just dreaming of course -

Ya know - after re-reading the above tale, if a hospital treats me like that, and if I am conscious and mobile, the hospital might have to call 911 - They might have an insanely "mad" old man on their hands

- I'm old and don't have a salary or reputation to protect

- Why the hell not give it a go? ;-)) - yell, scream, throw stuff, ...

- On the Third Floor of the West Wing of Washington Hospital,

they might not even notice :-|

- probably have to pee on a nurse to get attention.

On the other side of the coin, my next door neighbors at the time were a cop and his wife, an obstetrical nurse at that very hospital. My neighbor the nurse was the very model of nurse of the year, caring, cool under fire, observant, (attractive), seemingly highly medically informed, ... , could move quickly carefully in touchy situations, just about every possible positive adjective. A wonderful person, you would trust her with your wallet and life.

(I didn't have the heart to tell them the above sorry tale. They moved to another area shortly after the above misadventures.)

Cheers

Ed Thelen

Another Epilogue - Friends and e-mailers who have read the above, report similar things at their local hospitals.

Maybe I'm sensitized to hospital failings. One of my father's sisters, Rose, died in a hospital (in 1934 I am told) due to some medical screw up with a "minor" operation. Uncle Will, a brother of my father, was doctor in that hospital at the time and was in a position to know.