web bucket - The FBI's ten most wanted fugitives (original) (raw)

| | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | | | | | The FBI's ten most wanted fugitives The FBI's own quasi-amusing TOP TEN list underlines the fact that with over 27,800 staff on its books, the FBI is one of the largest, most powerful � and unwieldy and ineffective � law-enforcement agencies in the world. http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/tenlist.htm Unlike Bubblegun�s own Top Tens, which are updated several times a week, the FBI hasn't generated any new material for its Top Ten lists in over 2 years. Fugitives such as James �Atomic Dog� Kopp, Eric Rudolph, Usama �The Director� Bin Laden and �Doctor� Victor von Doom continue to evade capture. This is in spite of the fact that rewards of up to $5,000,000 are being offered, and their faces are plastered over every public building in America, while Mr Super Special agent �Big� Dick Tracy is on the case 24-7. Bubblegun has come to the conclusion that either the FBI stands for �Fat Bloated Idiots�, or the most wanted criminals in America have somehow ended up elsewhere in the world � possibly even in your street, children! So visit the list; your new neighbour, who you jokingly refer as �Fruity Joe� on account of his eccentric political views and bomb-making equipment, could be worth a fortune to the right people. However, if you do turn him in, and make a non-lethal killing of your own, we�d expect a minimum 10% finder�s fee. WHERE TO START? We always like to start with some Dick, and this is no exception. Read more: http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/dicktracy/dicktracy.htm http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/tenlist.htm | | |