"Urban Death Project" - Coming to a town near YOU! (original) (raw)

I guess U could call this a satire, but I didn't start out writing it as such. I think that it is a pretty sad expose' on how low humanity has sunk. Rene

Yes, now the "Urban Death Project" wants to take dead people and re-cycle their bodies into COMPOST and use them to feed ("fertilize") crops! Didn't we use crops to feed PEOPLE with at one time? Now we are going to feed CROPS with people? How did that get reversed? Can we sink much lower? Well --- probably. The next step will be to send their reps to the bedside of your dying loved ones to get them to SIGN their remains over for the local compost dump! Of course, it will all be worded so nice & tidy - you know - you REALLY SHOULD consider the ENVIRONMENT! You really WANT to go GREEN, don't You? I mean - if you NEVER WENT GREEN in your entire life, now's your chance!!!! You wouldn't want to "pollute" the soil for future generations by having your decaying flesh use up valuable ground space. And just think how ECO-FRIENDLY that would be, right??!!! Let me see, how shall we WORD this new CONSENT form for your signature? How about this?

Consent to Have My Carbon Granules Re-Deposited into an

Eco-Friendly GREEN Receptacle for the Enhancement of & the Future of Mutually Beneficially Green Leafy Organisms & Future Human Posterity

After that, they will be pushing you to sign the "re-cycle your newborn" form should your new baby die before hitting the ripe old age of 45! OR in the event that you have a miscarriage -- And how shall we WORD THAT CONSENT FORM, eh? How about this? (Shall we help them out a little?)

Consent to Have My Neonate's Carbon Granules Re-Deposited into an Eco-Friendly GREEN Receptacle for the Enhancement of...yada..yada.. in the Untimely Event of It's Unfortunate Demise (unfortunate for YOU, but fortunate for the flesh & bone collectors).

And who knows that they aren't already taking possession of all those "messy" remains from aborted fetuses to keep them out of the dumpsters (so as not to violate the conscience of the ones who are signing the consent forms to have them quickly removed from the womb)! And WOW! How helpful will that be for the pro-choice movement? Just consider how they can CHANGE their consent form to say this? This won't shock anybody's morality, conscience or good senses, after all:

Consent to Have My Third Trimester Biological Carbon Cellular Granules Re-Deposited into an Eco-Friendly GREEN Receptacle for the Enhancement of...yada...yada....yuck...

After all, why shock the senses of good, godly everyday citizens anyway? (Not that the average citizen isn't already shocked into total indifference to this type of brutality by all the x-rated and r-rated movies that they download into their living rooms on a daily basis and the filthy, perverted video games (and MUSIC) that they eagerly & willingly defile their consciences and their souls with!) YES, you can defile your conscience & your soul with filthy movies & video games and what goes into your EYES, your MIND and your EARS. (Remember, all sin starts in the MIND, not in the HANDS!)

What happened to the respect for the dead? Maybe they are looking at all the people who have been slaughtered by Islam (mostly Christians, by the way) throughout the world and figuring WHY WASTE ALL THAT POTENTIAL CROP FOOD? Yes, it really has come to this! Makes you wonder now if their new PUSH for this will include telling bereaved loved ones how much money they can save by having their deceased relative hauled off to their local compost dump! Amazing! After all, we came from dust, we return to dust - why not make a few bucks off that cellular waste & run all the funeral parlors and morticians out of business in the process of greening up the earth?!!! And they are teaching that we all came from monkeys and mud puddle blobs in the classroom, so why should this new step to return us to the dirt & mud shock anyone??? Well-l-l-l---who knows that this might be the NEXT addendum to Obamacare to have a way of dispensing with all those pesky mortician jobs (you know, like those messy coal industry jobs that he is feverishly eliminating?) and high cost of funerals for low income families! Just think! The next time someone YOU know signs up for welfare or food stamps, or Obamacare, they may be able to opt out of death counseling by signing the Consent Form for the flesh & bone collectors to remove their carbon granules prematurely. (Uh - I guess you know what "prematurely" means? If not, just do a google search!)

Just think, the next "crop duster" flying over your head could be spraying the cellular DNA of your recently deceased loved one into that field of alfalfa or corn, AND that big juicy tomato you bite into a year from now may have genetic traces from your recently deceased auntie, uncle, granny or grandpa! Talk about GMO foods! How's that for a new GMO food? And why waste all those carbon granules when the green beans, rice, asparagus & rutagabus could enjoy them!? And who knows, it might even make those burpless cucumbers even more burpless!!? And just think what it could do to the nutritional content! It could give wheat grass juicing a whole new meaning! And it could cause a whole new food labeling project. Can you imagine reading the CONTENTS of that next jar of pickle relish you purchase and seeing THIS STATEMENT?

May contain minute carbon molecular particles of various

DNA residue which might naturally occur in human cells, the contents of which is approved by the FDA & considered safe for human consumption.

Do you REMEMBER what happened when they started mixing the remains of DEAD ANIMALS into corn & alfalfa and feeding THAT to COWS? MAD COW DISEASE!! God never intended that HIS herds of cattle be cannibalistic, and it is clear in the Bible that when HUMANS become cannibalistic it is HIS JUDGMENT on sin! Read the book of Isaiah! For those who rarely read the scriptures, it's in the Old Testament in case you are wondering where it's located! And the Old Testament is actually located in the Bible.

When Jesus warned that during the Great Tribulation there would be so many dead bodies on the earth that they would be as "dung" (fertilizer) and no one would be around to cry over them or to bury them, do ya really THINK that this is what he had in mind? I don't think so! BEWARE of the Flesh & Bone Collectors! They may try to collect your carbon granules before you bite the dust! And if you know anyone out there who is still sane in this insane world - send this note to them.

Here is the link (below) describing the "new" project.

Rene