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| | WWE SNME WRESTLING RESULTS The Return of Saturday Night's Main Event | March 18, 2006 - Detroit, Michigan They put on a GREAT opening package followed by the voice of GOOD OL' JIM ROSS welcoming viewers!DARK MATCH: The Big Show defeated Carlito Cool..HANDICAP MATCH: Triple H & John Cena defeated Kurt Angle & Rey Mysterio & Randy Orton.. Jim Ross will be joined by Jerry Lawler for RAW matches, and Tazz for Smackdown! matches......John Cena hit Randy Orton with an F-U but Triple H broke up the pin and nailed Cena with a Pedigree!Triple H then placed Randy Orton on top of John Cena for a 2-count before Rey Mysterio broke it up!Triple H came back and Pedigreed Rey Mysterio and Kurt Angle clotheslined Triple H over the top rope!Randy Orton then gave Kurt Angle an RKO -- but John Cena rolled up Randy Orton for the 1-2-3 pinfall!!Triple H "looked on in disbelief" as John Cena raised the WWE championship over his head!Editor's Note: As usual, Smackdown! came off as second rate compared to RAW... BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Booker T & Sharmell.. Booker T claimed he had just popped his kneecap while training for his match with the Boogeyman..Theodore Long consulted a doctor and then decided to cancel the Booker T vs Boogeyman match tonight..Booker T & Sharmell started to laugh to themselves as they limped away from the locker room...... THE CUTTING EDGE: Edge w/Lita + Mick Foley.. They brought out various hardcore weapons and spread them around the ring to "make Mick Foley comfortable"..Edge talked about his perfect score at WrestleMania and then quickly introduced his guest -- Mick Foley!Mick Foley came out out with a big bag in his hand and Edge light a wooden table on fire in the ring!The fire marshall jumped in and extinguished the fire and Mick Foley dumped hundreds of thumbtacks out!Lita whacked Mick Foley with a chair from behind and Edge bulldogged Foley face-first into the tacks!Mick Foley got up with thumb-tacks sticking out of his face and chased after both Edge and Lita..Mick Foley laid out Edge and gave him a stiff one-man conchairto on the unforgiven metel stage!!!! BACKSTAGE: Booker T & Sharmell + The Boogeyman.. Booker T & Sharmell came out of the shower and bragged about tricking Theodore Long into cancelling..The lights went blood red and Boogeyman's music hit and The Boogeyman came down from the ceiling!Booker T & Sharmell both ran out of the room screaming exposing that his knee was not injured! BEER DRINKING CONTEST: John Bradshaw Layfield vs Stone Cold Steve Austin.. John Bradshaw Layfield said it was time for the moment that NBC Executives & fans have been waiting for!JBL cut a promo against the city of Detroit, the mayor, the morons who live there, and the Auto-makers..Stone Cold Steve Austin finally interrupted and drove his black pick-up truck out and laid on the horn!Stone Cold said it was good to be on NBC SNME and good to be in Detroit and that is was very thirsty..Stone Cold asked John Layfield why he challenged him to a beer drinking contest (the fans chanted WHAT?)John Layfield said since Stone Cold doesn't considering him a good wrestler he'd beat him at his own game..Stone Cold ran down a list of all the beer he drank today --- which was to encourage the "What?" chants..Stone Cold said he was ready to get started, but John Layfield stopped him and said HE made the rules...John Layfield said he went accross the border to get some really good beer cause you can't get it HERE..John Layfield said whoever drinks the most beers in one minute standing back-to-back will win the contest..The clock started ticking down and John Layfield was dumping his beer out and Stone Cold caught him!John Layfield threw a beer in Stone Cold's face and bailed out, but Chris Benoit pushed him back in!Stone Cold then drowned John Bradshaw Layfield with beer and then gave him a Stone Cold Stunner!! DIVAS TAG MATCH: Trish Stratus & Mickie James defeated Victoria & Candice Michelle... Trish Stratus & Mickie James won the match and Mickie said good-bye and kissed Trish on the cheek!Trish Stratus took offense so Mickie James snapped and attacked Trish and gave her the Stratusfaction!Mickie James freaked out on WWE.com and said "You broke my heart and NOW I'm going to break YOU!".. IN THE RING: Mark Henry & Daivari + The Undertaker.. Mark Henry started talking about how he would shove The Undertaker into the coffin ---- GONG!!!!!!!The Druids rolled down an over-sized "Yokozuna" coffin down followed by The Undertaker walking behind..The Druids = Eddie Venom & Gutter & Original Sinn & Helvis Elliot (all independent wrestlers).....The Undertaker brawled with Mark Henry and chokeslammed & tombstoned Daivari on top of the Casket! NO RULES STREET FIGHT: Shawn Michaels vs Shane McMahon w/Vince McMahon.. Shawn Michaels quickly attacked Shane McMahon and then found a plethora of weapons under the ring..Vince McMahon set up two tables and Shane McMahon slide a ladder into the ring and went after Michaels..Shawn Michaels super-plexed Shane McMahon off a ladder from the ring through two tables on the floor!Both men recovered and Shawn Michaels climbed the ladder but Vince whacked him with a kendo stick!Shane McMahon hit Shawn Michaels in the back twice with the ladder and then rammed him in the face!Shane McMahon connected with a vicious chairshot to the face of Shawn Michaels (who got his hands up)Vince McMahon held the trash can in front of Michaels so that Shane McMahon could go "Coast to Coast"Shawn Michaels moved out of the way and Shane kicked the garbage can into Vince McMahon's face!Shawn Michaels made his comeback with a flying elbow from the top rope and superkick to Shane's head!The referee counted 1-2..... before Vince McMahon pulled him by the leg out of the ring and yelled..Shawn Michaels tossed Vince McMahon into the ring and confronted him but Shane low-blowed Michaels!Shane McMahon then locked Shawn Michaels in the Sharp-shooter and Vince ordered the bell to be rung..Vince McMahon also ordered Lilian Garcia to announce Shane McMahon as the winner (wow, Screwjob)..Editor's Note: There's no doubt in my mind now that Bret Hart will factor into the finish at WM22.. And that's a wrap folks... 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