Scottish Humour Index (original) (raw)

Thrifty Scots

Taking care of the bawbees.

More Moths in the Sporran

Reinforcing that reputation

Bagpipes

The Irish gave the Scots the pipes - and we haven't got the joke yet!

English, Irish,...Americans

"Ethnic" jokes may not be politically correct, but...

Old Age Doesn't Come Alone

Growing old disgracefully

"Real life" stories

Life is just like that, almost.

Married Bliss

Or open warfare..

Children Nowadays!

Kids with a "guid Scots tongue in their heads."

Too Much to Drink

Too many drams.

Not so bright

Two pennies short of a shilling?

Cerebrally Challenged

Some folk are as thick as two planks.

Sporting moments

Football (soccer) and golf.

How to tell a driver from..

Adapted to Scotland from a well known Net collection.

An L of a difference

Mistaken Annnouncements

Glaswegians

They may be wee Glesca "bauchles" but they're tough..

Wit of the Scots

Selected from a book by Gordon Irving.

Thoughtful?

Makes you think?

Longer stories

These stories may not be quick fire fun but they still amuse.

Lachlan's Laws

Philosopher Lachlan McLachlan's observations on life, the universe and everything.

Graveyard Humour

Laughing at death - and beyond.

Chick Murray

One liners from the droll Chic Murray.

Miscellany

Just because they don't fit in the other categories was not a good enough reason to leave these ones out.