East Texas expressions. (original) (raw)

Standing in line for a movie a few days ago, I overheard a middle-aged man tell a friend, �Lord, I�ve been busier than a bee in a tar bucket.�

Having written a couple of books on East Texas expressions, I thought I knew them all, but the bee in the tar bucket was new.

But, then again, East Texans have always been inventive when it comes to expressing themselves.

My wife often chides me about calling our refrigerator an �ice box.�

But it�s an expression I find hard to drop. Growing up in Dibollin the early forties, we had in the kitchen a tall box-like enclosure where my mom kept perishables such as meats, eggs and cheese.

To keep the box cool, an ice truck made its rounds around Dibollon a regular basis, leaving a block of ice in the box. Since he was a trusted delivery man, he walked through the kitchen door on the back porch and dumped the ice in the �ice box.�

I am not sure, but I think this was one of those services provided without charge by Southern Pine Lumber Company.

But woe be unto the kid in the house who forgot to hang the �ice card� on the front porch. The card had different amounts and the ice man delivered the amount at the top of the card. If the card wasn�t present, we likely went without ice until my father went to the ice house and picked up a block.

East Texas expressions seem to be making a comeback. I recently heard a man say that his wife �has a biscuit in the oven,� referring to the fact that she was pregnant.

Other expressions dealing with biscuits include these:

• �Burn the biscuits and feed the devil.�
• �If you drop a biscuit, you�ll likely marry a poor man.�
• �If you take the last biscuit on the plate, you�ll marry the cook.�
• �Those biscuits are so big that it only takes nine to make a dozen.� The best delicacy in many rural households was �nanner puddin� which, of course, is banana pudding.
  Some people who come to East Texas have difficulty understanding our way of speaking.
  A few years, ago, while we were having guests for dinner, my wife instructed me to �run to the store� and pick up a loaf of bread. One of our guests looked at me and asked, �Instead of running to the store, why don�t you drive your car?�
  �I�m fixin� to go� or �I�m fixin� to do that� is another expression some people don�t understand.�
  Here are a few other popular expressions:
• �I�m so broke I can�t buy dust.�
• �To tame a mule, bite him on the ear.�
• �He�s so lazy he won�t hit a lick at a snake.�
• �If your nose itches, you will kiss a fool.�
• �He�ll charge hell with a bucket of water.�© Bob Bowman October 9, 2011 Column, updated 3-11-12
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