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| Previous page - Finalists Now after weeks of decision and mental anguish by our selected jury of plastic surgeons and veterinarians, we proudly announce Miss Texas Escapee for 1999: |
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| MISS TEXAS ESCAPEE, 1999 DOLORES DeCOLORES |
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DOLORES DeCOLORES from FLORESVILLE Born: Sherwin Williams, Nebraska Greatest Accomplishment: Being first bathing contestant to appear in color. Quote: I�ve spent my entire life in black and white except for 14 months in sepia. I�m ready for a change. My entry photo looks like hand tinting but it�s actually a pink full body tattoo. Pet Peeve: I don�t like being called a tinted person. I prefer "a person of tint". |
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| In addition to her title and crown, Ms DeColores wins her weight in sausage from Earl�s Meat Market, a bath and dip for herself and her pet from the Fayette County Veterinary Clinic and a get-out-of-jail free card from the Sheriff�s department, good for one felony or two misdemeanors. |
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| *This contest is politically correct since all contestants are old fashioned girls who enjoyed the blatant display of their beauty. |
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| All photos TE archives. Any resemblance to persons living or deceased is your problem. Click here: Miss Texas Escapee 2000 |
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