Top Ten Slogans for Mentone, Texas. (original) (raw)

• Humans Rule!
• "It's about nothing."
• Bring your own water!
• The Town without Lawyers.
• Roadrunner: It's what's for dinner.
• East of the Pecos, West of France.
• The Rodney Dangerfield of West Texas.
• We make Archer City look like Mexico City.
• We know we'd beat Kermit, if we only had a team.
• East Side, West Side - What's the damn difference?
• If everybody's got to be somewhere, why isn't anybody here?
• We're not in the middle of nowhere, but you can see it from here.
• You can buy a stamp at the Post Office, but you've got to get the spit to lick it in Kermit. � John Troesser
  September 2000