281 ABBEY STREET (original) (raw)
May 29th, 2005
May 27th, 2005
| t2dar2dao2day |
**12:43 am - communication and group therapy**i think there might be a deep communication problem between the three of us. we need to start talking. heres my plan. we open up a forum and we can all talk it out there in full honest with everyone including emily, the neighbour, our parents, whoever... |
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May 18th, 2005
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May 12th, 2005
| leegotagun | **04:17 pm - The only time I think about romance is when I wonder why I don't think about it**This week I 'ar been mostly listening to Charles Bronson, Born Against and Steve Earle.No change there then.Tomorrow sees our house hold a wee shindig in honour of Troy getting the fuck out of England. I am informed that the following factions will be in attendence:The Foriegn Scum Multinational Cotingent The Ponce/Art Wanker Clique The Felusia End/Dave Flower Collective (hide the good china!)The people that Troy knows who hang around with Phil or somethingThe 281 Abbey Street Skins Regretfully not present: Mr J. Wilkinson of Leytonstone, East London who is serving a three match suspension for nutting the ref.It's gonna be like Iraq all over again or something... |
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May 4th, 2005
| leegotagun | **12:59 pm - Ya soft git ya warrrrrrrrrgh**Troy Menting. He drank 4 cans of wifebeater before he went out then got in at four in the morning and starting moaning: "My head hurts" I bought Vegan cheese from Holland and Barratt today. Tis good. The fit blonde one served me. I want to do her while eating a vegetarian tandoori pasty. Stupid durrrty gay election tomorrow man. That computer geek Matt is voting for the Liberal Kennedys. What a pussy. Less elections, more erections. That's what I say. I'm skipping my afternoon class today. I have Yofu. I'm gonna watch some racing. I'm a fuckup.Yup. |
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April 29th, 2005
| t2dar2dao2day |
**04:18 am - so wats new**well its 4.18 and whatever. lee has something to say, i was in bed and a bunch of people came in and started talking, im not saying any moreis that it then(lee swears) but he especially encourages the fact that everyone is an artwanker. and of course queen artwanker his girlfriend.so phill disapeared half way through the party even tho heda sold weed to us and we was all tokin up. woman trouble i gather. poor little fool, if only he knew.in the 281 abbey street bedroom of the legendary t Roy, was present tonight, the lovely Jodie, the mystifing Emily, the incredible Jay, the miraculous Ollie, the wonderful Sean and the speeeding Dave. o and lee was somewhere in the room.goodnight sweet prince, we shall see thee in our dreams-troy n somewhat lee |
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April 14th, 2005
| leegotagun | **03:28 pm - test**er, time test. ignore. |
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| t2dar2dao2day |
**12:12 pm - la haut, haut dans le ciel**taking the plane tomora again... so fucking bored of travelling. i hate stewards, pilots, and those annoying pricks who check your passports at every door you pass through. anyhoot, im having a barbacue tonight wich should be fun, cant fucking wait to have one in Derby. of course ill probably be the only one eating. So anyone reckon Johns gf is Vegan? |
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March 6th, 2005
| leegotagun | **09:22 pm - Fook I'm Bored**Top 10 lines of the day:1) 'You can kill an otter in about a second. Just kick its face off' - Brass Eye2) 'The Queen is dead...long live the Kingsmen.' - Alan Partridge3) 'I hope you don't mind me spending £19.99 on you like that, Cath....Shall we settle up for the book now? Otherwise it just gets nasty.' - Julia Davis, Nighty Night4) 'Shhhh! He's a got insomnia. He's tryin' a sleep it off.' - Chico Marx, A Night At The Opera5) 'He does appear to be gay folks, but let's see what I can pull out of him...Oh, no people! Never never never...' - Dick Dietrick, Nightstand6) 'I lost Julie; she's with Tony now - probably wearing the City scarf I bought her.' - Paul Calf7) 'I will LOVE it if we beat them.' - Kevin Keegan8) 'Whack my banobo!' - Jam9) 'I've got sore misgivings about you.' 'You wanna put some talcum powder on 'em.' - Sid James, Carry On Camping10) 'You gotta have faith dooo doo...No, George - you gotta gave TALENT!' - Bill Hicks |
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February 27th, 2005
| leegotagun | **03:34 am - Diane, drinking and stuff.**Last night we went to the club formerly known as Supernova. It was like a more upscale (and less populated) Bluenote. They played 'In My Eyes' by Mckaye and Co in between a bunch of generic indie wank. Nobody seemed to know what it was except me. At the end they played Reign In Blood and we rocked out as some big fat skinhead in a Dropkick Murphys t-shirt started pushing people around on the dancefloor. Troy had managed to add 'Lee is en airte wankaire' to Diane's syntactic lexicon. Tonight we went to Phil's housewarming party. The five-oh showed up to keep the noise level down. Fascist pig fucks. I taught Diane some Mancunian, as in 'Ere ya, sort us a cig out man.' and 'Prince Charles - wanker.' On Dave's advice I also taught her how to say 'Troy is in a gay metalcore band.' I am most proud of teaching her the 'Who the fuck are Man United' song though. Diane rocks the Casbah like a hurricane and whips the hell outta that werewolf's ass. And God wept..... |
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