Keep it Schlock & Whore it Good! (original) (raw)
| Not even MacDonalds can tell you what Grimace is . . . | [Sep. 26th, 2007|02:14 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | Dear Miss Morgan,Thank you for your email regarding Grimace. The fictional character “Grimace” was created by the McDonald’s Corporation in the USA and has no gender. A brief insight into Grimace is as follows: Grimace is a big, loving, fuzzy purple fellow who is Ronald’s best friend. He’s sure Ronald is the world’s ultimate authority on everything. While Grimace loves all McDonald’s foods, he’s absolutely crazy about thickshakes. Grimace is very enthusiastic and eager to try new things. His joyous spirit helps everyone overlook the fact he’s a little slow and clumsy sometimes.”Regards,RebekahMcDonald's Customer Service | | | Link | **6 comments**|Leave a comment |
| (no subject) | [Jul. 21st, 2007|06:25 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | saw harry potter no 5 . . . anyone read the new book??does he DIE!!!!!! | | | Link | **2 comments**|Leave a comment |
| (no subject) | [Jul. 17th, 2007|06:19 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | HEY!well, they're filming some new movie in Richmond at the moment, and guess where they'll be filming tomorrow?at my work, so we're all getting paid to pretty much not work!and we've organised to meet up and have drinks and watch them for a while, how exciting!and that is all | | | Link | **2 comments**|Leave a comment |
| (no subject) | [Jul. 1st, 2007|12:33 am]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | | i just had my first ever flat tyreit was a lot less exciting as i thought it wasanyway i figured "this is fine, i can totally change it on my own"this would be despite the fact that its 11:45 pm and pissing down with rainyea, girl power!well anyway to state the bleedingly obvious i actually couldnt change the tyre, i cant even undo the stupid lugg nuts, since they are not "girl" friendlyadd to teh fact i have no credit on my phone with which to call the rac, let alone the fact i dont even know what stupid ass number your supposed to call anywaymy dad is now my heroi plan on walknig to work tomorrow*sigh* | | | Link | **1 comment**|Leave a comment |
| (no subject) | [Jun. 26th, 2007|05:37 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë |
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| Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net | |
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| (no subject) | [Apr. 8th, 2007|06:44 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë |
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| Dear Sarah, I forgive you for breaking my cantaloupe, I have discovered they make nice shoes <3 Lauren xx
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| (no subject) | [Mar. 27th, 2007|10:30 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | I've booked my flightsi suspect some people may not be best pleased. but we work with what we havei fly in on monday at 8am (same as last time) well . . different day but whateverand leave on the friday at 6pm (again same flight, different day)its too expensive to fly out on the saturday, and i have to work sundayso no weekend over there for mebut its still, well, a reasonable amount of time, which should let me catch up with everyone, plus see the vines! *fangirl squeal*yay!i'll update properly later, this is just so i stop getting sms's and emails frome everyone telling me to hurry up and book my flights!update to include:- UberPeople over for holiday- Kaiser Chiefs- Planes blowing things up- Sarah coming on your sheets | | | Link | **23 comments**|Leave a comment |
| Road Kill | [Mar. 6th, 2007|11:17 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | hmmm . . so i was just walking down kilby road and i found a little possumluckily he hadnt been hit by a car, but he did have the misfortune of falling, lets say, 10 feet from the powerlines above, right smac bang onto the road belowso im thinking although he is alive, the poor little guy is rather hurthe can still mve his little legs and stuff, although so far he hasnt made any attempt to actually go anywhereANYWAYthe point is, what should i call him?i've now decided that not only shall he overcome any injuries he has sustained, but that i will then also keep him as a petthis is not a very rational thought on about ten different levels, but who careshe's cuteand then i can have a pet possum, albeit a diabled oneso . . . names?yes, i do realise my track record with bringing half dead animals is extremely poor, considering they usually do die, or when i take them to teh vets they put them downbut since this was like 11pm at night, in the middle of the road, i figure this possum may just be the second coming of jesus, and what the hell, he'll live!DOUCHE! | | | Link | **5 comments**|Leave a comment |
| TXT MEME | [Feb. 20th, 2007|11:02 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | Stolen from khover: Post the last ten text messages you received, in full, exactly as they are written. context is for the weak!( Voondavar Collapse ) | | | Link | **5 comments**|Leave a comment |
| (no subject) | [Feb. 18th, 2007|10:55 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | [Current Music |Fall Out Boy - This aint a scene, its an arms race]i have just solved my financial problems. . . in a manner of speakingi may however do a lot of untold damage to several aspects of my lifehahahaha for some reason when i read that back it sounds like im thinking of taking up prostitution or drug dealingoh wellits all my fault, its always my fault | | | Link | **7 comments**|Leave a comment |
| (no subject) | [Feb. 13th, 2007|10:31 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | i jsut read "hannibal rising" todayim kinda sad it wasnt longerbut im annoying like that, if its good ill sit there and read it until its finishedand now i have nothnig to readits a comletely awesome book . . . i highly recomend it!i wanna see the movie nowthis is rather pointless . . . but then so am i | | | Link | **5 comments**|Leave a comment |
| (no subject) | [Feb. 3rd, 2007|12:38 am]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | soooo . . . i went to roger waters last nightwords cannot describe how incredibley awesome it wasanyone who didnt go, you should've sold your soul to be there, it was just that damn goodmore when im not so weirded outi miss amanda =( | | | Link | **10 comments**|Leave a comment |
| (no subject) | [Jan. 29th, 2007|06:13 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë |
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| i feel shittyi had to fire someone todaywell, techinically ive done it before, quite a lotBUTthis is the first time ive had to actually call someone up on the phone and have that awkward conversation"uhh yea, like, so , you know, like, umm, how you were like, well, like you had this job right, well yea, now its gone . . . ."*insert awkward silence*so ringing her, instead of having the conversation face to face really bugged me, that and the fact that i actually like stacey,made it all weird and not so funwell . . . nah it wasnt that bad, and stacey was really really nice about itbut i still feel bad, coz she was a good worker and like . . meh adam offered to do it for me, i just figured he wouldnt respect me as much if i wussed out and didnt do it myself the reason this was an interesting enough to post was that i put off telling her, for a few reasons:1. i'm a wuss2. i knew she was out with her friend today3. i suckanyway, so i got home and was all well . . . ill ring her after 5ish so she'll be home and it wont be weird, so i had a nap and well, my subconcious really wanted to get me back for it so i had some seriously messed up freaky ass shit dreams which are still kind of concerning mewell, its all over now, so dandelion tea for everyoneboobs . . . that will make this post better | |
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| PHOTOS! | [Jan. 9th, 2007|10:13 am]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë |
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more when i can be bothered uploading them :P | |
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| 21 | [Dec. 27th, 2006|12:47 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | so guess whats the exciting news,was in town today getting my birthday pressents and mum said that since they owe me a trip to perth, they'll pay to fly me over for someones 21st, i just gotta choose which, and make sure i stay for like a week, so its "worthwhile" but since aidans a bum and i can stay with him that'll b fine!so now i just need to get invited to a 21st =Pgood times people!i got PRESSENTS!!!and i got pressents in the mail!i still have to wait until tomorrow to open them thou =(im getting up at 4am for a hot air balloon flight over the city, expect photos people!!! | | | Link | **13 comments**|Leave a comment |
| I love MANDA! | [Dec. 22nd, 2006|11:55 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | ok, tonight = BEST DINNER EVERas in EVER EVERas in ever ever ever ever ever ok?manda took me out to dinner at her old work which is this like really posh reteraunt/wine placeand OH MY GODthe food was amazingbut more then that the WINE/Champagne was amazingok starting of with some hugely expensive french champagne around something like $200 a bottle is one hell of a way to kick off an eveningand for anyone who thinks its a aste of money, you are soooo wrong, you can TASTE the difference, i have never had anything as fucking good as thatanyway, then we had food and some stupidly expensive french wine, and i dont know much about wine, hell normally i wont even drink wine, but seriously, when you pay good money, you actually get good winelike seriously damn good sweet as best ever wine! yo!and the food was so damn good, i had some middle eastyern lamb dish with cracked wheat, salad and some aiole type thing, and dear lord was it ever good, im talknig there was like ten different things to taste, adn you could not only taste them all, but like one after the otherit was crazy!and manda had this awesome risotto, which is better then any risotto ive ever had! it had . . . i dont even know what but, shit it was good!and then we got some kind of dessert taster thingy to share, which allowed us to have like a taste of all their desserts, and man, they had this vesuvio chocolate shit, i cnat even think what it was but, man they dont call it the best chocolate for nothinggahim wayyyy too pissed right now, like seriouslyi ended up trading this guy on the table next to us my half glass of sparkling mineral water for his cocktail, that he hadnt even drunkwhich was awesome!those guys were really cool and sooooo funny to talk toso uess what?next week, same time same place peoples!i cant waitohhhhh . . . and just to let people know, i havent had a chance to get to the post offi ce, so my xmas pressents will b late ok?meh who cares if its not ok =Pand ricky . . im gunna give the poster to aidan to bring back, so you have to go beat him up and steal it! | | | Link | **3 comments**|Leave a comment |
| (no subject) | [Nov. 29th, 2006|11:07 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | Today = BEST. ROAD. TRIP. EVER.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!more tomorrow, but higlight included:- jums- truckers- sunbrn- op-shops- joggers- tourists- koalas, sheep, magpies, sea gulls- BEACH- driving - nanna's- bob- boobsand waaaay too much moreyea, update = tomorrowwaaaaaaaaay sunburnt! | | | Link | **5 comments**|Leave a comment |
| (no subject) | [Nov. 25th, 2006|12:56 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | | today's the day we get to voteYAY!im voting for ted . . . why?(not that anyone cares . . but anyway)during his campaign ted was out there getting in touch with the peope, he went out there and impersonated elvis presley for charity, went swimming in speedo's (im not too sure why, but it sure took balls) and rode a horse through the cbdapart from the fact that he actually has some pretty damn good policies like cutting land tax, not raising the tolls by $5 for each time you use them, and whole lotta other shit i actually think he might do some good for the statein other news we went and saw the datsuns the other night, and they totally went off!went to the spanish festical last weekend which was also really fun, lots of spanish food, music, dancing and alcohol! homemade sangria is always fun! dumplings again at some dodjy little place in china town with awesome plastic cups and the best food ever! and then join that with some avid street drinking in china town and hey, who isnt having a good time? and another night we accidentally ended up seeing this awesome reggae band at laudry which, were really awesome, hey,its always a plus when there are whorey skanks dancing that you can laugh at =Pcant think of much else worth updating, so thats all for now | | | Link | **1 comment**|Leave a comment |
| OMG!!!! | [Nov. 16th, 2006|04:40 pm]Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | Mad just brought me the Foo Fighters In Your Honour on VINYL!HOLY FUCK!!!there is just waaayyy tooo much dave love in that box!!!its got 4 LP's and man, words cannot express just how much i LOVE this!!Mad is the bestest person ever in the history of evers!I'm too excited to write more but holy god people you jsut dont know what your missing out on!!!p.s. went and saw the kings of leon and pearl jam o tuesday!totally awesome night, although i knew only 3 songs that pearl jam played!the kings were totally rocking!!ahh those tight tight jeans and sexy boots, so hot!! | | | Link | Leave a comment |