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ALRIGHT SOLDIERS!

here is some 8 LIPPINCOTT NEWS/KNEWS/GNEWS/NOOS:
ALLAN "TONE WARRIOR" GRAHAM HAS TAKEN THE ROOM VACATED BY FAGBEAR MCLEAN & PRETTY FLOWER MEL.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF ALLAN SEARCHING FOR THAT PERFECT GUITAR TONE:

LET'S ALL TRY TO MAKE ALLAN FEEL AT HOME OK?! HE REFUSES TO GET A LIVEJOURNAL, BUT WE CAN FORGIVE HIM.

Here is an article on yours truly:
HERE!.

LASTLY, I WOULD LIKE TO LIVEN UP THE PROCEEDINGS BY PROVIDING THE LYRICS TO 8 LIPPINCOTT'S NEWEST GARAGE HIT -"Dutty BloXz".
This song will appear on the forthcoming compilation of our music: "8 LIPPINCOTT'S GREATEST BONG HITZz!".
VISITORS TO 8 LIPPINCOTT WILL BE PRIVY TO HEARING THIS LATEST FUCKIN' MASTERPIECE.
(plz note how "try honesty" from Billy Talent was incorporated into the triumphant ending!)

(BONG HIT)
h-HIT me down slowly!
whut whut-sucka sucka!
ch-ch-check it on the mic bitch!
check out the microphone!

i wanna smoke the kron, i wanna live the life
i wanna risk that shit until the day that i die
when the soldiers come down, i take it from the grave
one thing hits the other, i'm a slave!
i'm a slave to the kron, a slave to the kron
smoking kron 1-2-3 and i'm gone!
i'm hittin' the car, hittin' the road
talkin' bout smokin' the do-do-dope yo!

Mclean makes me insane!
Everynight & everyday
i like to smoke tha kron, i like to smoke theat shit
it makes me feel alright, it makes me feel Mclean is dead!

Hittin' the microphone once again
it's the kronnik soldier, you gonna hit in ya head
from 1 & the 2, take it to the top
gonna hit up the bottom, cliff jumpa is a rock!
gonna hit it down! down low!
you gonna hit it up real slow!
real nice muthafucka, tell me your name!
i wanna play in this kron smokin' game!

this beatz comin' from the kronnik soldier!
jah has given that shit to you goyeah!!!
that shit has become part....ooooohhhhhhh sooolllddiieeerrrr!

d-d-d-d-d-digitalized Koper
d-d-be-de-le-digitalized Koper
ske-de-be-le-de-digitalized Dennskis!

(reprise)
ske-be-ba-du-bueeee, ya-buda-boiii
bu-da-da-ba-beda-daaa-ya-baaiiii
yada-ske-bwee-beda-bahhhhhhhhhh
bwe-de-be-ba-da-be-ba-boooo
you come from down be-low!
bi-de-le-ba-ba-ba-bwe-da-ba
bi-le-de-ske-be-bo-bo-bahhhh
ske-le-de-bwee-ba-da-ba-da-booiiii!!!!

FORGIVE ME FATHER, WHY DO I BOTHER??? YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
FORGIVE ME FATHER, WHY DO I BOTHER??? YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
FORGIVE ME FATHER, WHY DO I BOTHER??? TRY HONESTY! TRY HONESTY!!
FORGIVE ME FATHER, WHY DO I BOTHER??? TRY HONESTY! TRY HONESTY!!

YOU'RE ON!