Adulthood Is Okay, I Guess. (original) (raw)

deetecks: “I don’t understand anymore ”

I don’t understand anymore

Happy Sanremo week to those who celebrate it and to those who fear it

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it’s sanremo week already!?

amandla: “sassisofi: “cadavatar: “ cumsoline: “ fresnel149: “ spooksoline: “ fresnel149: “ spooksoline: “ sordidfantasy: “ ghost-punk: “ i cant believe someone scanned a poptart ” I can’t believe someone scanned the least tasty poptart. ” “The least...

i cant believe someone scanned a poptart

I can’t believe someone scanned the least tasty poptart.

“The least tasty poptart.” excuse yoself, mahfucka. Cherry is the SHIT.

It’s funny that you like cherry so much and yet you can’t tell that this is strawberry. Cherry has all-red sprinkles.

I’m colorblind, you ableist prick.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T CORRECT SOMEONE WITH FACTS YOU CAN’T KNOW. GAWD.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM.

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  1. I can’t believe someone scanned a poptart
  2. The conversation above made me laugh so much! XD

Okay I just discovered that the above conversation is why the picture I posted of a poptart when I was 14 got 170,000 notes

An image of Dalinar, Navani and Gavinor Kholin. Dalinar wears a uniform with a blue long coat and vest and pants with white undershirt and gold knots on the shoulders, he holds little Gavinor seated in the crook of his arm, the young boy holds a wooden sword aloft, mid-shout. Supporting Gavinor with her left hand opposite where Dalinar stands, she wears an dress that fades from orange to yellow and covers her left hand with a long sleeve. Both Grandparents look towards Gavior with fond expressions. The whole scene is set against a beige background with a subtle gradient that displays the house Kholin Glyph in a reversed gradient.ALT

Posting this out of WIP hell

Have you ever been scared to vote in a poll because you absolutely know the correct answer and you are a little scared that people are going to get it overwhelming wrong and you don't want to deal with that and then you vote and all is actually right with the world?

Two figures sit on benches beside a lake. They are both reading books. One figure is labeled “Reading a vampire novel”, the other is labeled “Vampire reading a novel”. In the lake, the human reader, book and bench are perfectly reflected, but the vampire’s book appears to be floating above an empty bench.ALT

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

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What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

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but what if

fucking spot the difference game

someone move the benches closer and make them kiss

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The happy boy (I fell asleep sorry)

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there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce

crazy that soy can be turned into both flavorless texture and textureless flavor. maybe we should try just keeping both?

Let's try for neither. Take the texture and the flav

Oh wait that's soy milk. Rescind post.

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dialupmodem: “ slumbermancer: “ fruitsoftheweb: “ Damage prediction on pears during transportation. ” bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes ” what the fuck is that comment ”

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

what the fuck is that comment