Akatsuki's 9 (original) (raw)

| | **Background:**Needless to say, Hidan’s very persistent muck has been a constant point of complain amongst all members and guests of the Akatsuki. Other forms of compensation have proved ineffective, such as dousing Hidan with soapy water, spraying air disinfectant all over the cave, and genetically manufacturing fragrant flowers to absorb the stench and release flowery aroma.Everyone just resigned themselves to a lifetime of Hidan’s stench.Until the news from their Mist spy came.Trying to combat the ever-present smell of damp cloth and wet dogs that Mist villagers keep complaining of, Mist’s scientists discovered a new scent remover that might just work against Hidan’s musk.Retrieve it, or face Leader-sama’s immense displeasure.…Please… We can't take it anymore...**Participants:Akatsuki - KakuzuJinchuuriki - GaaraSpecifications:**Mist must not be alerted of Akatsuki presence. Use of costumes is mandatory. Be warned that Mist’s bingo book is updated; any disguise less than perfect is penetrable. Reinforcements shall be made available (when they sober up). You are not allowed to kill anyone. Our Mist informant will meet you at the Hot Springs for further information.Also, please note that certain Mist customs might appear *ahem* strange.Kakuzu - Find the disinfectant. Disguise Gaara. As you are well aware, we do NOT have any additional funds. Food is NOT a requirement for mission success. You are to prevent Gaara from ingesting anything that will require payment. Mist is abundant with peanuts. You have been warned. [Also, due to the destabilization attempts made by Momochi Zabuza, anyone whose face if covered is to be treated suspiciously. To avoid this, you are not to wear your mask.]Gaara - Stay alive. And sane. And hungry.Out of Character Notes1. To minimize confusion, just reply to each other's comments.2. When I post a mod comment (which will provide updates regarding your mission), continue your RPs by creating another thread via my comment. (E.g. whoever reads the mod comment first, reply to that, and the next one replies to your comment, etc.)3. Err... is it okay if we put a word count minimum of 50? Just to keep things going.4. RP whichever way you want, be it 3rd or 1st person XD5. Start off by arriving Mist's gate. Find the Hot Springs. Background:Five months ago, all of Itachi's cosplay outfits were express mailed back to Konoha in a desperate attempt to raise funds. Needless to say, the attempt was a success; thousands of fangirls now strut around Konoha in Itachi's former outfits.However... coinciding with the time of shipping, Kisame's orange sock disappeared. The cave was searched thoroughly, and many rooms were threatened with inherent shaving. Only one conclusion could be made.It must be located and retrieved immediately.Participants:Akatsuki - DeidaraJinchuuriki - NarutoSpecifications:Konoha must not be alerted of Akatsuki presence, nor of the return of their own beloved boytoy jinchuuriki. Use of costumes is allowed. Be warned that Konoha's bingo book is updated; any disguise less than perfect is penetrable. Reinforcements shall be available (when they sober up).Deidara - Find the orange sock. Disguise Naruto. Do NOT let Naruto out of your sight. Do NOT let him alert Konoha of your presence. You are not allowed to kill the jinchuuriki. Otherwise, feel free to use any method to subdue him. You are to prevent him from eating ramen at all costs.Naruto - Stay alive. And sane.Out of Character Notes1. To minimize confusion, just reply to each other's comments.2. When I post a mod comment (which will provide updates regarding your mission), continue your RPs by creating another thread via my comment. (E.g. whoever reads the mod comment first, reply to that, and the next one replies to your comment, etc.)3. Err... is it okay if we put a word count minimum of 50? Just to keep things going.4. RP whichever way you want, be it 3rd or 1st person XD5. Start off by arriving at Konoha's gate So I came up with two missions. Perhaps I'd love to go on a mission as well, but I think I'll try my hand at being the mission control for now. If we decide to pursue this form of RP-ing, anyone can mod the missions and anyone can play as well XD[Leader-sama, I'm not usupring power I swear!!!!]For now, let's limit the participants to pairs: one Akatsuki member and one Jinchuuriki.Now why is the jinchuuriki tagging along? Because with the cave being deserted, they could escape with no one to guard them (ha! beat my infallible logic! XD). So they's not really supposed to help (but, of course, it all depends on you players). Instead, they're tagged along so that the Akatsuki can guard them while doing missions.So, Jinchuuriki, while you're on a "mission," feel free to attempt an escape! And Akatsuki, feel free to keep them captured via any means necessary!So... sign up for the following missions. First come, first served, okay? I'll post the details and threads soon.1. Location: KonohagakureMission Description: Finding Kisame's long-lost Orange Sock, which was accidentally shipped out with the rest of Itachi's cosplay outfits.2. Location: KirigakureMission Description: Rumors abound that the Mizu scientists have developed a new brand of aerosol that might just work against Hidan's very persistent musk. Retrieve it at all costs.So how will this work? I'll create a post decribing the area, stating details, etc. Whoever signed up for it RPs accomplishing the mission in the comments. Every once in a while, I'll also post a comment about mission updates, valuable information, etc. XDLet's try it out!Sign up now (in the comments)! XD Err... who else is here?Since it appears that there are only a few of us at the moment, I suggest we go on a mission and RP outside the cave. Like...I have a mission in mind, and it involves going to Konoha. Who'd want to accompany me? XD ..._Hidan._Have you been harassing other religions churches again? Because there are shrieking old women who keep showing up outside whenever I find the urge to leave and harassing me.I'm not sure how they found the place but...While I'm sure Zetsu appreciates it, they're starting to piss me off. And if I'm the only one receiving this treatment from the old hags because I'm YOUR partner, I swear I'm going to rip your hair out..(OOC: Helllooooo everyone. Just showing that I am among the living still! -Wave- x3 Been pretty busy with everything but my time shall be somewhat more free now. )Mood:pissed off Do we have any massive amounts of bleach around here? I think there's mold collecting somewhere in Hidan's very unused room. Not that I went and checked any of the rooms or anything, but I can smell it from within a 30-ft radius. My leg's been better about a week now, but I stayed down there. It's quiet. Very quiet. Unfortunately, the supply of rats ran out yesterday and I must rejoin my brethren and community of captors if I wish to remain alive. The choice between death and a return to the noise was a difficult one, but here I am. So, hello again, all of you. Anyone die since I've been gone?Oh, Sir Leader - the lower down in those dungeons one goes, the filthier it gets. When is the last time you cleaned down there? You could stuff a matress with the dust. I would know. I slept on it for six weeks. Did you guys know that we have a giant mural downstairs? Yes, in the cell rooms. It's quite colorful, and I have to admit that it doesn't lack taste. Although there should have been a better use for that lovely red color other than bleeding human hearts in the shape of flower petals to create a rose. Creative, much? Come now, people-in-the-cells. I know you can do better than that.It almost makes me feel like taking a stab at it.Mood:creative Did you guys know that throwing things at random passersby is the most fun thing ever?'Cause it is, yeah.Earlier today, I was hiding in a tree, and this one HUGE guy came walking past.I threw a bird cage at him. The bird cage bounced off of him, yeah, and he just stopped walking and stared at it. I was sitting up in my tree trying my hardest to not bust out laughing, and he didn't even notice. He didn't even look around to see where this random bird cage had come flying at him from. He just.. stared, yeah. .....at what seemed like an hour later, he picked up the bird cage and continued walking. I threw a knife at him next. That was fun. Zetsu, are you hungry? He's probably still out there..So after the big guy, these two girls passed by. They were giggling and chatting and being annoying, so I threw a pan lid at one of them and one of Hidan's socks at the other. They were out before they even realized what happened. (I find it funny, though, the girl who was hit with the sock was out faster..)Anyway, I advise you fools to avoid my tree. If you see it, you'll know it's mine. It's the one closest to candy mountain, look for the streamers. I will not hesitate to throw things, painful things, at you, yeah. If you have a death wish need me, that's where I'll be.((OOC: Hey everyone I haven't met yet, haha! :D ))Location:my awesome tree of awesomeMood:mischievous I've heard (from a little birdie whose name shall not be mentioned) that I've been missed recently. So surprises can still be had even when one already knows everything. Interesting.But on that note, I suppose you'd all like to know where I've been for the past few days, mmm? My trip was nothing short of the most consequential, devious, and important nature I assure you all. No, I did not spend the last few months buried and forgotten under the sand in some remote beach somewhere. Whoever said that was a liar. A dirty, filthy, horrible little heathen liar. Business took me to the far reaches of the Grass Country where I spent half the time scrubbing grass stains out of my new cashmere snake skin sweater (it's possible, I tell you! Possible!). Then I passed a pleasant little town somewhere near Suna to pick up one of Sasuke's games a copy of John Irving's "The World According to Garp". I then proceeded to murder quietly lay to rest a few people on our hit list (we do have a hit list, yes? An updated one? Because if we don't, I'd hate to think whose hit list I'd been coordinating with my "To Do" calendar...) with said copy. Do not say I don't do anything for this organization. Yes, I'm talking to you oh Leader Pein Sir.Everything else after that's rather droll so I won't bother you sillies with the details of my exploits. Let's just say John Irving was put to good use. And that maybe, just maybe I somehow managed to clone myself.UM. So if you happen to see some handsome someone dashing through the halls and proclaiming love for. Well. You know.It wasn't me.I'll also be putting the book on my reimbursement receipts. I do hope you don't mind, Kakuzu. <3Mood:chipper Previous 10 EntriesTop of Page | | 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