al_qaeda - Profile (original) (raw)
on 6 March 2002 (#487955)
al_qaeda is the an open community where LJ users in the Taliban can exchange ideas and advice on oppressing women, blowing stuff up, or studying the Koran.
This community will also be used to announce Al-Qaeda softball league games times. Remember to check back often!
* obligatory disclaimer: this is a goddamn humor account and everything in it should be considered fiction, so if you're thinking about filing a lawsuit or looking for real terrorists here, please do us all a favor and self-fornicate, peace to Mohammed.
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