alexwaltonisgay - Profile (original) (raw)
on 29 April 2004 (#2995752)
The Official "Alex Walton Is Gay" Community
Tucson, Arizona, United States
Although Alexander Walton shows little outward signs of homosexuality, I have uncovered the truth. I will tear away at his heterosexual veneer to unveil the real Alex: the sodomizing Michael Jackson fan known to us as Alexxx! Sure we have heard of Alexxx before, but only as a wild and crazy Alex Walton that comes out when provoked by something. But we now know that the something is hot men! It explains everything!
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