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... sources inside the department assure us that they did manage to extricate ALL of Bob's remains from inside the dispenser so there will be no risk to employee health.

Miles Plance SCL6 was found dead in his apartment in Rainbow Towers this morning after his neighbours reported a suspicious smell. An official report issued by Cloak Division indicates this was the work of a Dark Night infiltrator unit. Morgan Jones, also SCL6, an associate of Plance's, a was also found dead at the scene.

Miles Griff, a close friend of the pair has described the event as tragic.
{Talking head} "They will be dearly missed, a nicer guy you couldn't hope to meet" *wipes tear from his eye*

In the interests of public safety, 3ird Eye News has issued a Red BPN to track down the perpetrators, which has been picked up by the Turbo Lords.

The Department of Housing has confirmed that the redevelopment of five sectors of Downtown has commenced, and hope to continue the progress of its urban redevelopment program which has so far relocated over 100,000 citizens to alternative accommodation...