The gates to hell are about to close, its time for you to be on your way.. © Weiß kreuz (original) (raw)

thing about government is,
everybody talks about it but

nobody can do anything about
it. right? ain't that right DICK.

"You shut up."

Just give it up. you are wasting
your time. no one really cares what

you think and if they do --
so what. we RULE and we're supposed to

and even if we aren't WE
INTEND TO KEEP RULING ANYWAY . What if

we are liars. You can't do
anything about it or pin any thing on

us. NOBODY CARES what you
THINK and that's the way of the world,

little boy, that's the way
of the world.

Doesn't that make you feel
small? pathetic, that's the way you and

people like you who don't
RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAY should feel --

small and powerless and in
your place -- on your knees, your backs

bent to hard labor so that
I can wake up... and enjoy sausages.

Mmm...sausages.

oh...my heart..."

the font used for the main body of
this satire (!) is Times New Roman.

Oh,

quit harping on the same
tired themes. no one cares what you

think, do or say anyway I AM
IMPORTANT AND POWERFUL and you are

nothing, weakand stupid, you
little...

Just give it up. WE RULE. And no
one will ever be able to change that. hey, stop hitting me. Ow!"