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 toki_chan666 I am in serious need of a rant/idiot bashing right now so, if you don't want to deal with it don't read it. If this concept is too much for you, you shouldn't be in this community.By the way, I'm putting this under an lj-cut because it's long & profane.( Read more...Collapse ) current mood:  aggravated (1 comment | comment on this) |
| Friday, July 7th, 2006 |
| 5:00 pm - cheating in sports |
 earthlingmike Hello.I would like to post a rant about all the dumbasses in sports who get involved in drug/cheating scandals. The sport I follow is professional cycling. Here is what I wrote in my journal in response to a link to an article someone gave me:"Oh, thanks. That looks like a decent place to get up to date news about the tour.But umm... Jesus fucking Christ! Ulrich and Basso?! Ulrich: Nothing like ending your career on a low note. Damn, a lot of people respected him for a long time. And Basso: way to throw your career away, someone who was probably going to win the Tour more than once.Dipshits.You'd think people would eventually learn, cheaters don't win, to borrow an old phrase. That's really a surprise. Now this year's tour is going to be even more unpredictable than originally thought.I'd like Lance to get back on his bike, show them how it's done.I like the article about how Lance is dismissing lawsuits. '“I think we’re 10-0 in lawsuits right now,” Armstrong said Thursday. “My life is not about that anymore. I’ve answered all the questions.”' There's a man with some balls and some brains. Kick a few of their puny asses to show them that you can, and then move on with your life." (comment on this) |
| Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 |
| 1:38 pm - embiciles |
 pseudoecstacy there are two types of people I think are stupidtypeA - a person who convinces other people to vote and who to vote fortypeB - a person who votes because typeA convinced them to vote and who/what to vote forit's like a never ending cycle of stupidity ...typeA is an idiot because he actually thinks that people like typeB care about voting and typeB is an idiot because he thinks he is actually doing a favor to humanity by voting for something he thinks is the "correct answer" because he was told so ...I say leave the people who wants to vote, vote ... and then you wouldn't have to worry about so many voting counts/ballots ...another annoying thing ... people who watch mtv cribs and fabulous lifestyle and listen to all those nonsubstancial music and complain about stereotyping ... police brutality ... poverty ... blah, blah, blah ...and I say this:if you have enough time to sit on your ass for god knows how long and watch all those mindless ... excruciating idiotically non progressive televisied programs ... you don't deserve to be free from the other inflictions you complain about... (3 comments | comment on this) |
| 1:15 pm - fat people who diet to be healthy |
| pseudoecstacy I think fat people who put themselves on a diet are stupid ... I mean, you've already let yourself go ... might as well keep on eating the piece of shit food you've been shoving down your throat for God knows how long.I specially hate in when they say they just want to be "healthy"... that's the biggest lie I have ever heard .... you don't want to be healthy ... you are just full of vanity motherfucker ... that's why you kept on eating in the first place because you didn't give a fuck about what others thought of you when you gorged yourself with all those calories. All that mattered was how good it felt to stuff yourself with every fucken entree that was available on the table ...and now you want to be "healthy"?No ... what you really want is to look "good" ... now you want to have the "ideal" body ... you're not really putting yourself on a diet to be healthyand the most dumbest thing I've ever heard is ... it's because I had a kid .. I was pregnant ... no, that is not it ... you got fat because you were stuffing yourself with vanity because it felt good to have whatever you want ... to be able to stuff yourself with something so easily attainable..."I can't go to France so I want to stuff my face with truffles specially imported from France ... so France can live in me ... fuck going there ... I'll just keep on eating until my fat thighs resemble France itself!" ...Who really cares about imported food ... they're all going to transform into piles of shit in the toilet ... and the blame ...putting the blame on your child that hasn't even been born yet ... you should be ashamedfat people dieting to be "healthy" ... that is like saying .... potheads smoking marijuana because they have cancer (19 comments | comment on this) |
| Wednesday, June 29th, 2005 |
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| Monday, December 20th, 2004 |
| 12:41 pm - Grargh. |
 kennycomicmaker Hello, people. I am new here, and I feel very comfortable in a place where idiots are blocked out and all people in sight do not act to impress or on impulse. It makes me so happy to step into a whole new atmosphere, without having to look at "lolz!!!1" and all of that crap (why am I friends with those kind of people, though? Oh, God, I don't belong here!). Thanks for making a good non-idiotic place. Now gather 'round and do or do not pay attention to my ranting.( My RamblingCollapse ) current mood:  accomplished (1 comment | comment on this) |
| Tuesday, October 19th, 2004 |
| 10:25 pm |
 ex_valy Uhm...There's an idiot at my 'university' (I call it like this because it's a school for adults who want to learn different jobs, etc... I dont know the english name...) who, while waiting for the bus, said to a middle-aged guy riding a bike "pay attention" and pushed him and ALMOST MADE HIM FALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET WHERE LOTS CARS AND BUS PASSES BY!!!! (The only one thing the riding guy could have paid attention to is that idiot's 'warning'" And then that idiot approached me to (once again) ask me out. *rolls eyes* That kind of thing that can impress some idiots and make them think "WhoAh! ThAt gUy'S KeWl!!!!!11111!oooooone!!" is just pathetic, immature, and could have ended up VERY badly.Sorry, guy, but I do not think a guy like you, doing that kind of stuff is "cool, mature, and full of humour"*headdesk* current mood: aggravated (1 comment | comment on this) |
| Thursday, October 14th, 2004 |
| 8:22 am |
 lanekim It bothers me a little that someone whose parents paid hundreds of thousands of dollars on her high school education never had the idea of a presidential primary explained to her. It bothers me that she's eighteen and completely unaware of the fact that there's a whole separate election for the candidates. And people wonder why voter turnout is so low.I don't understand why the right to vote is given to everyone in this country but a simple education about the process is not.This is why taking government should be required to graduate from high school. In every single state, every single high school; private, public, homeschool, whatever. Bah sorry to get all worked up and political. x-posted all over the place (comment on this) |
| Monday, September 27th, 2004 |
| 12:10 pm - I'm ranting. Is this okay here? |
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| Monday, September 20th, 2004 |
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| Saturday, September 4th, 2004 |
| 5:36 pm - I FOUND HER! |
| amnestie3 Yes, folks, I found her. The woman. That woman who makes the rest of us look like bad drivers. I first knew I was in trouble when I looked in my rearview mirror and saw someone stop approximately 20 feet from my car (I was stopped at a read light.) I noticed her head bobbing down out of sight and then back up again. Curious, I continued watching. Seems she was doing some work on papers in her car. The light turned green and I went. She did not, as I expected, follow. A loud honk from the SEMI behind her made her start, look up, and stomp on the gas. She seemed to be attempting to rear end me, as rush hour traffic doesn't exactly start of at a gallop. One of her papers flew out the window. Much amusement was had at that, especially since that was why she jammed on the brakes. Not because she was going to hit me, but because one of her obviously important papers flew out the window. Silly girl. Then she started up again. At this point I began to realize why her truck made such an awful racket: if she drove this way all the time, that poor vehicle must be on its last leg. She drove almost two miles with her head out the window, talking on the stereotypical cell phone, LOOKING BEHIND HER, perhaps hoping the paper would fly back in? Unfortuntley this Darwinian mistake continued in her spot as right behind me for most of my now nerve-wracking drive home. I seriously considered pulling over and just letting the idiot by. She was oddly attracted to my car's rear bumper, since she sat on it at lights, even though much fun was had at stopping, waiting for her to get back to her now lessened stack of papers, and then pulling up a good ten feet to see her freak out. Hey, she should have hit me. I need a new back bumper, thanks to the hit&run target my car seems to be. The most difficult thing with dealing with this forkin idiot was that she kept swerving out of view of my mirrors, making it impossible to keep a good bead on her. The tail gating was also sporadic, something that almost gave me a heartattack. Oh, and she didn't stop looking out her side window for almost 20 minutes, possibly more, but she didn't take my last turn. I apologize for my sex and for any misunderstandings that may have occured from the guys meeting this woman. Its just her, I have decided. She travels a lot.current mood: annoyed (1 comment | comment on this) |
| Wednesday, September 1st, 2004 |
| 1:07 am - I hate Generation Let's Be Stupid Cretins |
 _unreal So I went to B&N today with my boyfriend to find a good book to buy. Inside, there's this legion of small middle school minions just hanging out in the store, checking out the pseudo-porn and just generally lowering the intelligence factor of the store by like +56 points. It was a group of "ghetto" boys, with their t-shirts reaching their knees -- where the fuck do you BUY those fucking idiotic shirts, anyway, fucking pathetic bastards -- and expensive sneakers. But they're ghetto, really. And they're all white. Edgewater is a RICH JEWISH TOWN. ANYWAY. All these moronic twelve year old boys, and this one girl who is obviously destined to be the pass around gang-whore, provided she reaches puberty within the next few months. Though it's not always necessary.What really pissed me off was not only were they not doing anything like READING -- since these kids are obviously not the type to read, just look at the pictures in the sex books -- but they were walking around, talking loudly, and just generally STARING at the people in the store who were enjoying themselves. Direct quote from Gang Future Whore: "Oh guys, the funniest shit.. [Jimmy] just walked outside and puked, then came back in."Within earshot, I replied: "That's because Jimmy smokes too much pot for an eleven year old."Jesus H. Christ. As my boyfriend as I were leaving, he almost stepped in a pile of ecstasy-induced vomit. I get into the car, look through the window, and there is 15 year old, flat-chested, originally-a-brunette-but-now-mysteriously-a-blonde-with-strange roots sitting on the lap of some eighteen something year old boy, making out without hesitation. I don't know how they realized I was noticing them, but they both turned out. I took the opportunity to mouth "YOU ARE A WHORE," to her, and we left. Jesus H. Christ. Why go to a bookstore if you're not going to LOOK AT BOOKS?current mood: aggravated (6 comments | comment on this) |
| Monday, August 9th, 2004 |
| 1:52 am - Men and women |
 shiney_bruises So I'm new but I just wanted to make an observation. Every time I look up I see someone complaining "Men suck" or "Women suck". I'm overly sick of hearing it. People suck, get over it. All the men in the world making other men look bad by doing dumb shit should be shot, aka post birth abortion. The same goes for the women, and I don't mean the "boo hoo my Boyfriend/girlfriend dumped me" shit, I mean the "I'm leaving you for this idiot girl 10 years younger then me but wait now I'm coming back because I realize you were the best thing in my life." shit. When you see these people please either kill them in anyway you can get away with or get them sterilized. Just my thoughtsThanks:)current mood:  contemplative (5 comments | comment on this) |
| Sunday, May 2nd, 2004 |
| 1:58 am - IGNORANCE!!! |
 ladylime So yeah, I am a little cheesed off right about now. I don't understand how people can say they are open minded but turn around and shoot down everything that's new to them. Why are people so damn defesive when they can just learn something new? No one said they have to take on everyone elses beliefs to be open minded, but they do have to atleast consider them. Sorry for the rant, but the one person who should really be supporting me the most is just hurting my feelings. I have decided to take up homeopathy and go to school for it, get certified, and make it my career. I don't understand why a lot people do not take me seriously. Ignorance must really be bliss because he just refutes my every comment with made up on the spot garbage that has absolutely no backing until I am on the verge of tears. It's wearing me down. He knows nothing about what I am learning but somehow makes me feel bad for beliving in something other than what is generically and massed produced to be a common belief. What I want to practice has been around since way BCE, was talked about a lot in the bible, and has cultural values around the world. It is by no means a 'new wave.' Why is he this way? He is the absolute most defensive person I have ever known, and in some cases that's great, but in others it is a major problem. He made me feel stupid about wanting to me a psychologist before too. I thought that was beyond respectable. They make a shit load of money and the job requires atleast 9 years of college. I would have been a doctor!! Come on, what is his problem? I have only been passionate about a few things in life and now that I am in college I have decided that the reality of those passions in the real world would just suck, not to mention the classes and teachers sucked too. Now, this is the only thing that makes sense to me. I know I really shouldn't care about what he thinks or what anyone else thinks but ya know what, it does matter some. It matters to out relationship. He can say a million times a day that he supports me, but I know he doesn't because he refuses to understand anything besides his already bullshit arguments and ideas. And that's just sad. The thing that is even more sad is that this whole argument started over a conversation about preventing the dog from getting fleas. Yeah, we are that damn good. Why would someone want to use an artificial, synthetic material full of toxins and chemicals on their beloved pet when all you need is a simple antiparasitic essential oil and water that is 100% all natural? I could go on and on about how oils are this and that but I won't...just call me later if you have a problem. I am going to remember this post when the time comes for me to do my homework, which will most definitely be practice giving what would be $100 massages and therapies to everyone I know. I am just really disgruntled over this, he makes me so mad sometimes. He just forgets to use his head sometimes and he is terrible at picking his battles. He could have said anything else and the situation would have been a hundred times better. GRRROWWLLLL!!!!!!!!Actually, I don't feel bad about finding something new to concern myself with, just that I can't make him change unless he wants to. Sigh.current mood:  disappointed (3 comments | comment on this) |
| Saturday, April 24th, 2004 |
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| Wednesday, March 31st, 2004 |
| 2:45 am - WTF??? |
| ladylime Yello-Why the hell don't people post in here more often, I KNOW there is a lot to rant about out there...?Anyways, I just wanna make a general rant about guys that get a chick pregnant and then, just move to Cuba for 18 years to avoid paying any child support whatsoever, and then when they get sued by the angry mom they plead a bad back and that they can't work much longer so they get out of it. How is it legal to be such a dumbass?current mood: enraged (3 comments | comment on this) |
| Monday, February 9th, 2004 |
| 7:37 pm - My website, i make fun of stupid people for free. |
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| Tuesday, February 3rd, 2004 |
| 4:58 pm |
 paradisenpoison For a while I had worked at an information desk at a college. In general the questions were things like, "where is this building?" or "who do I talk to to have an overnight visit?" Things like this. I had always hoped someone would ask the meaning of life or something interesting, but I was out of luck. Anyway, one day this guy comes up and asks me why he's getting a busy signal when he tries to call his friend. My responce is that his friend must be on the phone with someone else or has his phone off the hook. I suppose thinking that this would solve the problem was too much to ask for. The guy says no, that can't be it. His friend knew he'd be calling now. The dorms were hooked up with ethernet so I knew that it couldn't be because his friend was online and I don't know any other reason that he'd be getting a busy signal. So, I told the guy again, his friend is probably just on the phone with someone else, another friend or a parent probably called, to just give him a few minutes and try back again.He told me again that it's completely impossible that anyone would call his friend knowing that he is supposed to be calling now and then stormed away when I "wouldn't help" him. It's not as fun as trying to pull the meaning of life out of my ass, but it had made my night. :)current mood:  amused (1 comment | comment on this) |
| Monday, January 5th, 2004 |
| 2:44 pm - :::smiles and waves hysterically::: |
| ladylime Hello, this is my first official rant here...Okay, I reall love my boyfriend and all that...but lately, HE IS A DUMBASS!! I have always wanted to be a tattoo artist, I know a lot about them, I have drawn my own that I want but can't quite afford yet.... We live in an apt away at college but I wanted to go home this week. No big deal, but I thought that I would stop in the place I trust to have a small tat done by the artist I love. But did he think that was okay? NO!!!! I have wanted this tattoo forver and I thought it would make a good Birthday gift to myself. I say he is a dumbass for being a little brat and whining "If you get yours without me then you're not allowed to see me get mine done...ughhhh....bitch bitch bitch like a little girl" What the fuck? I say dumbasses are big boys who cry like little girls over shit that shouldn't matter or don't really involve them at all. He gives me a headache everything we bring it up, but of course I am overly nice and am waiting for his dumbass to go down there with me...:::sigh:::Thanks for hearing me out, no one else does around here.current mood: infuriated (1 comment | comment on this) |
| Friday, December 19th, 2003 |
| 3:45 pm |
| devilzzz This boy is such a dumbass you won't believe it.His name is Albert. Will not state last name.He puts everyone down, annoys them to hell, especially me. I remember a particular dumbass moment when I was sleeping in the bus while we were heading toward somewhere, he sticks his head between the seat and says: Awwww sleeping beauty.Then, he laughs and says, nah, ugly beauty....ugly beauty?Once, when we got our class pictures back, I scribbled on top of his head (a thinking box) and wrote, "2+2=4? woaaaaaaaaaaahh."When he found out, he got angry and said, "why you writin shit bout people?"Since he always, always finds a way to tease me with lameass jokes that consist of "ewww" and holding his nose, I was like, "It was a joke. Like you joke about me." Rolling my eyes.He looked at me and he was like, "It's not a joke if it's true."... (1 comment | comment on this) |