Moses Applecleat & the Stoned Bones (original) (raw)

[28 May 2005|11:13pm]
I awoke, believingI was wiresclosed in casketwhen I fought you downmyself lashed tightto the slate of the cellar door.My brother was a ball of twinebouncing down the basement stepsHe's leaving evidencewound around the porch trellisI want to say,Our dogs are in the cakeMom's ice cream birthdayfire alarm for 50She sang in an unknown key,conducting her own occasion.I was battery-free and freshout of antifreezeone taillight gonethe other one flickeringrolling halitosis on Pepsi and TwizzlersNo place to coil the night.
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[18 May 2005|12:16am]
drink a mug of hot cocoa after brushing your teethgive a blowjob with a stick of Big Red
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[11 May 2005|11:20am]
DR. MANSFIELD: OK, Jeff. Fill in the blank. The best thing about Wendy is her ...JEFF: Smile.DR. MANSFIELD: Try again.JEFF: Eyes?DR. MANSFIELD: (makes buzzer sound)JEFF: Sense of humor.DR. MANSFIELD: The correct answer is tits.
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[29 Apr 2005|12:17am]
you were scraping the scars off the skinand coloring red magic marker the keylines inmoses applecleat sitting smug on the palomino nagclester too i heard her voice resonate from piper's bagyou were underneath the silothe tons slid out and didn't leave a chance(face down)daddy died a young young young young death
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[08 Jan 2005|04:31pm]
sucking a fake dick worn by a eunch assassin that is filled with gunpowder and he makes u swallow a lit match after he 'cums'
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last night's round of names [19 Oct 2004|04:10pm]
Beth QuiffeJillian GlobewurmSperm HaunteHonch TexstarTroope McGrawTracy ChandelierCherry CafeteriaxBlobe SimpsonLaugho HippitaTroy SimpleaxHarden E. StonesworthJohann FlagonGroucho SparxClester Gronnut (rat eater)Floridian GreenglowRanchero TorezDillary HuffHottie Dee JailbateOctavius WalraxThorax BirchAzrael SkellingtonTiffany BonesworthAnita StemProboscis YoungbonerTim KochTawny JizzjarZeus DreamweaverHercules TimberpathArian Dixon
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