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- **Mood: Tooterific!
I was walking through Walmart the other day and a barrage of toots were expelled from my sphincter. I felt like a choo choo train. Chugga chugga. Chugga chugga! Toot toot!
So I went back and read the old entries and just from sitting here reading them I feel the gas building. On another note my son Jonas is definitely…
Would whistling count, or would it be with singing in those mouth-noises which come from air and not gas that are all pretty? Because I think…
I've been farting -loudly- all night. Darn bowling alley food, but it's so yummy.