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Would whistling count, or would it be with singing in those mouth-noises which come from air and not gas that are all pretty? Because I think tongue-clucking could, or perhaps wheezing.

I once had the ability to fart with my hand in armpit, but have lost it. Where can I regain this? Surely there is a message board and web community to go to.

I would like very loud farts that do not smell!

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So I went back and read the old entries and just from sitting here reading them I feel the gas building. On another note my son Jonas is definitely…

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I've been farting -loudly- all night. Darn bowling alley food, but it's so yummy.

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I HAVE FOUND MY CALLING! previously in life people have been repulsed my me and my good friend farqui's shall we say.....erupting of excessive…