Maybe you could kill me off in one of your songs? (original) (raw)

Subject:"Good sleeping weather," the postman says. Time:2:39 pm.
I am on a good path right now. Also, I am updating this:1. Nectarines2. Clementines3. Blueberries4 Cherries5 Avocado
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Subject:Don't be a stranger, Time:6:30 pm.
Hello! I am living in Brooklyn. I am half-heartedly (but better than the 0.001-heartedly here) using tumblr and working whole-heartedly on this stuff and I have a stupid twitter thing, too.
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Since I really attacked my friends list for the second time this afternoon, I thought it important to post a disclaimer, which I had posted as a reply just a minute ago:_Hey! No, it's nothing personal, I promise! I think I took off half of my friends list the other day.. I haven't updated this thing in a very long time OR read my friends page in a very long time and I trimmed my list down to a few people that I know well and/or update their journals frequently, and/or post privately. I guess I am trying to minimize my internet presence somehow, like a few months ago when I went through the laborious task of making 95% of my entries private, as well as deleting my interests list. I am on the verge of abandoning livejournal completely and I guess this was a less-than-polite way of starting that process. I am sorry!_So again, I do apologize.I have been well, by the way! I am graduating in December, moving out of here, hopefully never returning, and entering the real world (another reason for internet paranoia). I have been preparing to move by getting rid of as much excess in my life as possible (so much stuff!!)Also, Livejournal has ads now? LAMMMMMEEEE.
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Since I really attacked my friends list for the second time this afternoon, I thought it important to post a disclaimer, which I had posted as a reply just a minute ago:_Hey! No, it's nothing personal, I promise! I think I took off half of my friends list the other day.. I haven't updated this thing in a very long time OR read my friends page in a very long time and I trimmed my list down to a few people that I know well and/or update their journals frequently, and/or post privately. I guess I am trying to minimize my internet presence somehow, like a few months ago when I went through the laborious task of making 95% of my entries private, as well as deleting my interests list. I am on the verge of abandoning livejournal completely and I guess this was a less-than-polite way of starting that process. I am sorry!_So again, I do apologize.I have been well, by the way! I am graduating in December, moving out of here, hopefully never returning, and entering the real world (another reason for internet paranoia). I have been preparing to move by getting rid of as much excess in my life as possible (so much stuff!!)Also, Livejournal has ads now? LAMMMMMEEEE.

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Subject:I've thought about it, and I have concluded that Time:4:19 pm.
I am probably the happiest I have ever been.Down side: I have to return to South Carolina tomorrow.
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Subject:Top 5 Fruit Time:10:08 pm.
The only thing I ever think about. I know I have mentioned this before.1. Cherries2. Pluots (Dinosaur Eggs)3. Avocado4. Clementines5. Nectarines
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Subject:Twenty-one is your number. It is your year. Time:4:16 pm.
I got hitched last Wednesday.
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Subject:am a fool for cookies and milk Time:10:16 pm.
Top five new vocabulary gleaned from 1995's cinematic masterpiece Theodore Rex:1. Glando2. Specist3. Dinocide4. Soft-skin5. Sorry, there are only four, but "top four list" doesn't carry the same appeal, so the fifth word can be "glando" again.link1 linktwo
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Subject:Knowledge gained from silent films: Time:8:06 pm.
People don't pine like they used to.
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Subject:Advice from a lady at the Farmer's Market Time:6:12 pm.
What a small purse you have! Everything gets lost in mine because it's so big. I used to be able to carry around a purse like that, but for the last, oh, fifteen years of my life, I have had to take care of aging parents. So, you know, sometimes I had to carry around a diaper for my mother. And a diaper for her, it won't fit in a purse like that. So now I carry around a large purse. One day, you might have to do the same, and then you can't carry such a small purse.
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Subject:Advice from a lady at the Farmer's Market Time:6:12 pm.

What a small purse you have! Everything gets lost in mine because it's so big. I used to be able to carry around a purse like that, but for the last, oh, fifteen years of my life, I have had to take care of aging parents. So, you know, sometimes I had to carry around a diaper for my mother. And a diaper for her, it won't fit in a purse like that. So now I carry around a large purse. One day, you might have to do the same, and then you can't carry such a small purse.

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Subject:Summer is here! Time:7:40 pm.
Russ said he wants to have a whimsical summer, or something like that. Sounds like a perfect plan to me.I got my bike back today and I rode it up to El Burrito (0.6 flat miles). I am very much out of shape, but now is the time to get better.And to listen to Pavement, Pavement, Pavement.
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Subject:How I know that my cat is the perfect height. Time:6:47 pm.
Standing, with his tail straight, this highest point reaches the top of the window. Sitting, his body is at the exact height that an ideal pillow would be for my head, if laying vertically, if sleeping on a purr machine.
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Subject:Roadside update -- snow. Time:12:05 pm.
I am on i-20 in the middle of Louisiana and it is snowing. Real snow, sticking, everywhere.
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Subject:Crushing blow to the knowledge base. Time:5:18 pm.
The Japanese word for stapler, hochikisu, is named after the brand, Hotchkiss, rather than a word constructed as the onomatopoeia for the sound of a stapler in action, as I had presumed since learning the word 3 1/2 years ago. This is a new definition to the word "disappointment," which is not dissimilar to the sound of my head hitting a wall.
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Subject:THE BIG AND FINAL DISAPPOINTMENT FOR YOU Time:1:02 pm. Mood:DEHYDRATED.
okay I said I was going to do this so I might as well even thog fkdd though I feel pretty okay right now but maybe I don't know and it woould come out crazy in the future of the big tomorrow when I'm like what I don't remember doing this at all, I lost an entire day and must back trace it thoorough the typos that I could correction but it makes it funnier to read when you are like 'ha aha ha ashley is fucked up'My mouth is FULL OF GAUZZIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSS and it hurts and I'm not sure if I am able to drink but I keep nodo kawatta nodo ga kawatta but I can't speak in any language and be understood I WANT WATER where are my ice packs???? I'm you should be thankful I'm in no mood to review this cd I got in the mail because it would be what????? no one would play. playplayplayplayfkdaksfdkdjd I don't really have anything interesting to say in my doped up manner other than water and I feel like a face puff ball i wrote some stuff down earlier to further this concept of not remembering but I'm pretty sure I'm going to remember how things are, and the stabby parts and the hey we're going to do this t urn your head to the right parts and the blue everything the blue and white colors of all medical facilities. I'msleepy should I spit I'm sleepy should I split? Spit blood.I'm sorry that there is nothing significant to say AHH I AM DROOLING BLOOD ALL OVERRRRRRR no super special secrets to disclose of while I am high up high up or whatever fucking wisdom teeth fucking bloody mouth blue blankets warm sand void void void void voidI am told it is the time of rest and ice packs cold compressing face watching movies that I WON'T REMEMBER there's a lot of posts going on but fuck your mother that's how much I care. I AM DEHYDRATED.
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Subject:THE BIG AND FINAL DISAPPOINTMENT FOR YOU Time:1:02 pm. Mood:DEHYDRATED.

okay I said I was going to do this so I might as well even thog fkdd though I feel pretty okay right now but maybe I don't know and it woould come out crazy in the future of the big tomorrow when I'm like what I don't remember doing this at all, I lost an entire day and must back trace it thoorough the typos that I could correction but it makes it funnier to read when you are like 'ha aha ha ashley is fucked up'My mouth is FULL OF GAUZZIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSS and it hurts and I'm not sure if I am able to drink but I keep nodo kawatta nodo ga kawatta but I can't speak in any language and be understood I WANT WATER where are my ice packs???? I'm you should be thankful I'm in no mood to review this cd I got in the mail because it would be what????? no one would play. playplayplayplayfkdaksfdkdjd I don't really have anything interesting to say in my doped up manner other than water and I feel like a face puff ball i wrote some stuff down earlier to further this concept of not remembering but I'm pretty sure I'm going to remember how things are, and the stabby parts and the hey we're going to do this t urn your head to the right parts and the blue everything the blue and white colors of all medical facilities. I'msleepy should I spit I'm sleepy should I split? Spit blood.I'm sorry that there is nothing significant to say AHH I AM DROOLING BLOOD ALL OVERRRRRRR no super special secrets to disclose of while I am high up high up or whatever fucking wisdom teeth fucking bloody mouth blue blankets warm sand void void void void voidI am told it is the time of rest and ice packs cold compressing face watching movies that I WON'T REMEMBER there's a lot of posts going on but fuck your mother that's how much I care. I AM DEHYDRATED.

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Subject:sayoonara obaachan, sayoonara "baby, the stars shine bright", sayoonara ichigo Time:12:20 pm. Mood:Bus Driver Stu Benedict.
I'm fine but sleeping until 4 pm. 2 pm. 10 am. Back to normal.Went into town yesterday. Orangeburg doesn't change.But I'm leaving at 3pm to Charleston and then 10am to Toronto. Going to drink and spend all of my money on horse racing up in the T-dot. Be back on the 17th.
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