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Thursday, August 25th, 2005
_12:23 pm_[anon_letter]	Dear Uncles,I am a big star - huge! - but people aren't taking me seriously ever since I fell in love - squee!! I love her I love her I love her!! Let me jump on your couch! Why can't people just live with the fact that, as a huge star, I can make as big of an ass of myself as I want to, and its okay?Also, when will people realize that, as a huge star, I know a lot of stuff about a lot of things, and when I tell them something, they should just believe its true? Stars as huge as I am obviously know more about medicine than doctors! Isn't that just a given? But whenever I try to enlighten people lately, I feel as if I am not getting the respect and reverence due my opinions based on how big a star I actually am.Please advise. I don't know if I mentioned it, but I am a huge star, and I deserve better than this.Yes, its really me,A huge star who needs some respect. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 24th, 2005
_11:01 pm_[anon_letter]	Dear Uncles,I am a serious actor, I may not always have been so, but these days I work hard to portray my characters with integrity and realism.In one of my earlier movies, I portrayed a hard-nosed, mean, criminal with a penchant for removing extreanious body parts. It was a serious movie, with a serious topic, but it has come to my attention that, instead of being remembered as the villanous character I was, people now refer to me as 'Chubby'. Now, I don't mind certain parts of my anatomy being called chubby, especially my... Well, never mind.Anyway, I would like to state, for the record, that the chubbiness was indeed pure muscle, painfully gained over a period of six months, by consuming after-hours protein drinks.Now, I may have been a little wider then, but by no means was I the Hulk!Am I being punished because of my comedic roots? If so, how do I put an end to this slander?Yours hopefully,Not so chubby. Current Mood: annoyed (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005
_4:42 pm_[sammy_stevenson]	Welcome First of all, welcome to ask_the_uncles.This is meant to be a roleplay agony column, in which 'anonymous' posters send in a letter to be answered by the uncles.The idea is that both uncles and posters are celebrities, or the characters they portray.For example, we have an uncle Sharpe and an uncle Kirill, who will shortly be answering a letter from someone who calls himself 'not so Chubby'.The idea is that you leave hints in the letter as to which celebrity is posting, without actually mentioning their name.Non-celebrities are allowed if they are tied in with a celebrity (such as Sean Bean's girlfriend(s) or something similar).We have a communal lj account named anon_letter. If you join, let me know and I will send you the password so you can post a letter.Want to be an uncle? no problem! new uncles are welcome and encouraged. Simply pick a celebrity or character, and claim him here.For rather obvious reasons, each celebrity/character can only be claimed once, so please check the user info page of this comm to see if your choice has been taken yet.It would help if you have a seperate account which includes the name of your 'uncle' (for example, I'm using my kirill_muse account), but at the very least please use an icon to represent him.Uncles are of course also allowed to post letters anonymously, and all letters can be answered by however many uncles wish to.The different kinds of advice offered by widely diverse characters could prove quite amusing :-)Most importantly, this is meant to be fun. (24 Comments |Comment on this)