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on 24 May 2004 (#3249876)

Ask me to recommend a band. Ask me to take a picture of myself being suffocated by a plastic bag. Ask me to help you with your homework. Ask me what ever happened to that bitchy kid from the Welch's grape juice commercial. Ask me anything and I'll sit here and google my brains out until I find your answer. Why? Because I'm unemployed and that's how I choose to spend my time.

If you are embarrassed or feel uncomfortable asking personal questions in a public forum, but cannot continue living until you receive an answer from me, then please free to email your question, which will be posted anonymously. You spineless pussy.

jesusbakesacake@gmail.com

Ask me a fucking question already.

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