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Title: The Bickering Innkeepers
Author: Baranduin
Challenge: Originally written for the Fabled Fellowship 
waymeet challenge.
Rating: G
Word Count: 3,580
Characters: Sam, Elanor, Frodo, Gandalf
Summary: A Shire retelling of “The Arguing Fruits” fable, which goes like this: A peach and apple were arguing about which was the most beautiful. At their loudest, a berry vine from a nearby hedge spoke up: "Please, cease your argument, at least in my presence." In other words, everyone thinks themselves the best.