Waluigi and the no-good-very-bad day... (original) (raw)

This is the penis-portion of team awkward date putting up my first post. I couldnt think of anything to write since the inception of this amazing journal (Bea Arthur? How are we so awesome?). I was simply trying to get me some breakfast when I was struck by a thought. Inspired by the fact that for the last year I have probably tried to eat a bowl of cereal maybe 6 times but everytime ends up the same: I pour my cinnamon Life into my snoopy bowl I got from England, bring it to the counter in front of the refridgerator to pour in milk, and open the fridge only to find that there is no milk, so I put my bowl in the fridge for whomever wants to have it and pull myself a can of coke, breakfast of campions. 6 times folks! What a shitty way to start off the day. But trying to look at the positive side of it, I guess it could be considered a super power. My first undiscovered super human ability--to make milk disappear. Schools across the nation should be afraid, and come to think of it, I dont know that Ive EVER seen a cow in real life... Is it possible I can make cows go away too? (for all of you pervs--Maria-- I have seen plenty of chicks, so my ability doesnt repel them--well not completely anyways). Perhaps mad cow is somehow related to this ability of mine. Am I condemned to no meat loaf , my favorite food, because of my unfortunate super power? Im still working on what all this means, and how I can use it to reach my life-long dream of a flat screen tv, cable, and a cardboard box to live in. If anyone has any brilliant uses, please feel free to post them.

*If this is as cracked out to you as it seems to me, then I wont post before 10 am ever again.