Morning Warmups, My Questionable 5 AM Decisions, and Hot People! (original) (raw)

Let's get this Newfound Posting Dedication Rolling, shall we? Included are a meme that I need your input on, a potentially awful decision I need your input on, and...a drawing that I think I'd be happy if I got no input on. Let's get to gettin'!

It is obvious that I sat down to do this after a few early morning hours of running around the house, trying to find hair dye in a fit of impulsiveness? I hope so. That's the true essence of MWs, if I remember correctly. Seriously though, hopefully these will get better. As for now...Kanji?? I like him. I've been thinking about the dude a lot since watching a SHITLOAD of Project Runway this past week. Is anyone watching the new season? DRAH-MAH.

And speaking of my late night impulsiveness, let me introduce you to myself at four in the morning. Makeupless, in need of shower, and looking as tired as I was. I'm showing you this to give you a general idea of my natural hair color (which fluctuates from blonde to gray to dishwater brown):

Now, I've been debating what color to dye my hair. I wanted to go a little less red than I usually do, something sort of like this maybe. But last night I woke up WAAAY early, struck with a thought that seemed too logical to argue. And that was, sure I have a hunch my hair won't look all that good this short and that red, but HOW WILL I KNOW FOR SURE IF I DON'T TEST IT?? Cue me running around the house at 4AM, knocking things over, running into my brother who was also inexplicably awake, all in pursuit of dye. It turned out to be in the first place I initially looked, only slightly obscured by a roll of toilet paper. I was too tired to even be annoyed and proceeded to do this to myself:

Still makeupless, less in need of shower, and carrot topped. Now see, I am completely undecided as to my next course of action. I feel vindicated in my fears one second, sure I look freaking ridiculous, and then the next second wonder if it's really worth going out to buy some brown dye to throw on top. At least my hair isn't plain old dishwater anymore, though. I was feeling pretty naked for a while there. The last time I had THAT was back when I was in sixth grade.

And now, because I can. Stealing this from just about everyone ever (okay, drmoonpants and beeblebabe ), because it looks like an absolute blast. Rules are as follows (I'm doing five, because after that, there are so many possible candidates I couldn't begin to choose):

1. I have picked 5 female and 5 male celebs I find attractive. 2. Every day, I will make a poll and you'll have to vote for the one girl and one guy you find the LEAST attractive (not so much who you LIKE, but who you find hot.) 3. After 24 hours, the poll will be closed and the man and woman with the most votes will be disqualified. There will then be a new poll with the remaining contestants. 4. After five days, there will be two winners!!

Fun, right? Let me say this, while mentally composing this list over the past few days, I've realized one thing: I have a serious thing for ridiculous proportions. The more exaggerated the better, it seems. Be forewarned, I guess??

I also hope there are no rules about the contestants being, well, breathing. :/

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
in no particular order

1. Sophia Loren

Hands down the most beautiful women I have ever seen. She's got that curvy body, full lips, strong nose, EYES THAT PIERCE YOUR SOUL...I mean, what more do you want?

2. Gina Torres

THOSE LIPS. THOSE EYES. THAT SKIN. THAT HAIR. And although it's not showing in this picture DAT ASS.

3. Edie Sedgwick

Talk about iconic. And tragic! A little thin, but man, does she ever make up for it with that face and her killer sense of style.

4. Lady Gaga

No, you can't really see much of her here, but honestly? I can't think of a better picture to identify what it is about her that has me swooning. I'm a HUGE fan of the grotesque. I'm also a huge fan of sex. She offers BOTH. I mean hell, remember when I said I'm a fan of exaggeration? You don't get much more exaggerated than this.

5. Kari Byron

C'mon, people. Bitch is fierce. That hair and smile literally lights up every room she's in. AND she's scientific. What more do you want??

DUDES TO THE RIGHT

1. Naveen Andrews

Oh sexy British man with your sexy voice and sexy hair and SEXY nose. Teach me to love.

2. Bob Dylan

More sexy noses in the house. I will say this: Ol' Zim here gets a lot of flack for being fugly that I DO NOT get. Never have, never will. The person in his biopic who most eerily resembled him was CATE BLANCHETT. If that doesn't say something, I don't know what does. That boy was HOT...in the strangest way but still hot.

3. Pete Duel

You don't get a face much odder than his, but damn if Petey didn't bring the sexy pretty much universally. It's the SMILE. It turned my brother into a confused mess, walking the streets, mumbling about what a nice smile that charming cowboy had...

4. Daniel Dae Kim

Yeah, yeah, another LOST actor, sue me. The man doesn't look OF THIS EARTH. Those cheekbones could cut steel. And he's wonderfully delightful otherwise, which definitely doesn't hurt~

5. The Beatles

What? Cheating you say? BAH, RIDICULOUS. ...Well okay, I tried to pick one, and I just couldn't. John Lennon looks like some sort of whimsical kabuki mask, Paul McCartney is a cross between a Blythe doll and the cutest puppy you've ever met, George Harrison is quite simply MADE OF SEX, and Ringo Starr is possibly the cutest little thing I've ever seen. In this case, the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. IF THAT'S CHEATING, THEN SO BE IT!

Comment with your votes for who you find LEAST attractive in each group! I'll tally them up and let you know who has been cut tomorrow. I HOPE IT HURTS, HAVING TO CHOOSE. I HOPE IT STINGS