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And now..	[Nov. 25th, 2009\|12:21 am]This Little Seed
[mood \|accomplished]For something completely different.RIGHT!First off, We want you to know that there is NO cannibalism in the Corporate Headquarters, or the 50 branch offices of the Crimson Permanent Assurance group. And when I say that there is none, that is to say that there is hardly any cases of it....Mostly it was one case isolated to our Mortgage Commodities Brokers in Boston, But I assure you that this has had no influence on the corporate policies to incentivize the consumption of profitable corporate entities into the empire of the Crimson Permanent assurance Group, or Sven down in the auditing group who was found snacking on a intern last week. it was all a misunderstanding and it seems to have worked out fine for the both of them. Admiral and CFO G. Crackers, Crimson Permanent Assurance Group.
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[Nov. 25th, 2009|12:21 am]This Little Seed

[mood |accomplished]For something completely different.RIGHT!First off, We want you to know that there is NO cannibalism in the Corporate Headquarters, or the 50 branch offices of the Crimson Permanent Assurance group. And when I say that there is none, that is to say that there is hardly any cases of it....Mostly it was one case isolated to our Mortgage Commodities Brokers in Boston, But I assure you that this has had no influence on the corporate policies to incentivize the consumption of profitable corporate entities into the empire of the Crimson Permanent assurance Group, or Sven down in the auditing group who was found snacking on a intern last week. it was all a misunderstanding and it seems to have worked out fine for the both of them. Admiral and CFO G. Crackers, Crimson Permanent Assurance Group.

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I knew it was Sven! This is why we shouldn't hire Swedish!Never trust a man named Sven, my mother always said. If he's not out for your money, he's out for your body. I'm not sure this is what she meant though.I had to read this a couple times. The first to get the WTF factor gone, the other to get the giggles out. Thanks!Couple quick grammar things...Right before the mention of Sven, "assurance" should be capitalized.The last full sentence should start with a capital.I know, I know. It's just a type-o but to make these inner-office mails effectual, proper capitalization really is paramount.;)Fun!

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I knew it was Sven! This is why we shouldn't hire Swedish!Never trust a man named Sven, my mother always said. If he's not out for your money, he's out for your body. I'm not sure this is what she meant though.I had to read this a couple times. The first to get the WTF factor gone, the other to get the giggles out. Thanks!Couple quick grammar things...Right before the mention of Sven, "assurance" should be capitalized.The last full sentence should start with a capital.I know, I know. It's just a type-o but to make these inner-office mails effectual, proper capitalization really is paramount.;)Fun!