BIG OLE ASS (original) (raw)

	[07 Mar 2005\|09:04pm]
I seriously think my dad molested me when I was a kid. I remember hewould drag me around by the arms and be like "hehe look at this sackof potatoes with a magick button (my asshole)" and he'd "push" it(stick a finger in there) and say "see look he giggles when I push thebutton".-JDposting this here so i remember itps hi guys <333333
1 juss seen a big ole ass

AFTERMATH	[31 Aug 2004\|09:47pm]
[21:35:42] starwmoives: k [21:35:46] starwmoives: whats the deal?[21:35:53] geo ant ada: Ummmm, you're a looooooser?[21:36:06] starwmoives: now why the name calling?[21:36:34] starwmoives: what do you want me admit?[21:36:58] geo ant ada: That you're a guy named John.[21:37:28] starwmoives: alright fine ... [21:37:48] geo ant ada: That's all you needed to do from the beginning.[21:38:30] starwmoives: k[21:38:42] starwmoives: i'm sorry we fought[21:38:46] geo ant ada: It's okay.[21:38:49] geo ant ada: Just don't lie to me.[21:39:14] starwmoives: sorry [21:39:26] starwmoives: i guess you want me to leave now ?[21:39:33] geo ant ada: So, you wanna cyber?[21:39:43] starwmoives: idk[21:39:51] geo ant ada: Come on, you know you wannt.[21:40:00] starwmoives: how can i [21:40:14] geo ant ada: I'll show you "my" cock, if you show me "your" pussy.[21:40:43] starwmoives: i've gotten you all upset thogh[21:40:48] geo ant ada: Who're those pictures of, anyways?[21:41:09] starwmoives: i close freind of mine[21:41:20] geo ant ada: Cool.[21:41:25] geo ant ada: Can I have her screen name?[21:41:40] starwmoives: no... [21:41:45] geo ant ada: :-\ Damn.[21:41:48] starwmoives: she has a bf [21:41:56] geo ant ada: Damnnnnn.[21:41:58] geo ant ada: Lucky guy.[21:42:01] geo ant ada: You hit that?[21:42:07] starwmoives: and beside her bf would kick my ass[21:42:15] geo ant ada: Shit.[21:42:16] geo ant ada: Sorry.[21:42:24] starwmoives: yes it [21:43:02] starwmoives: you asked if i hit?[21:43:06] geo ant ada: Yeah.[21:43:18] starwmoives: sure more then her bf[21:43:24] geo ant ada: Rock on.[21:43:30] geo ant ada: Any other pictures of her? She's kind of hot.[21:44:43] starwmoives: no[21:44:49] geo ant ada: Damn again.[21:44:56] geo ant ada: I wish I could've hit that.[21:45:04] geo ant ada: I liked that little landing strip on her cooch.[21:46:34] starwmoives: :-([21:46:37] geo ant ada: What's wrong?[21:46:45] starwmoives: i feel i'ved wronged you[21:46:54] geo ant ada: Nah, it's cool.[21:47:10] starwmoives: :-([21:47:23] geo ant ada: Man, don't frown.[21:47:25] geo ant ada: Smile.[21:47:28] geo ant ada: Everythings golden.
juss seen a big ole ass

AFTERMATH

[31 Aug 2004|09:47pm]

[21:35:42] starwmoives: k [21:35:46] starwmoives: whats the deal?[21:35:53] geo ant ada: Ummmm, you're a looooooser?[21:36:06] starwmoives: now why the name calling?[21:36:34] starwmoives: what do you want me admit?[21:36:58] geo ant ada: That you're a guy named John.[21:37:28] starwmoives: alright fine ... [21:37:48] geo ant ada: That's all you needed to do from the beginning.[21:38:30] starwmoives: k[21:38:42] starwmoives: i'm sorry we fought[21:38:46] geo ant ada: It's okay.[21:38:49] geo ant ada: Just don't lie to me.[21:39:14] starwmoives: sorry [21:39:26] starwmoives: i guess you want me to leave now ?[21:39:33] geo ant ada: So, you wanna cyber?[21:39:43] starwmoives: idk[21:39:51] geo ant ada: Come on, you know you wannt.[21:40:00] starwmoives: how can i [21:40:14] geo ant ada: I'll show you "my" cock, if you show me "your" pussy.[21:40:43] starwmoives: i've gotten you all upset thogh[21:40:48] geo ant ada: Who're those pictures of, anyways?[21:41:09] starwmoives: i close freind of mine[21:41:20] geo ant ada: Cool.[21:41:25] geo ant ada: Can I have her screen name?[21:41:40] starwmoives: no... [21:41:45] geo ant ada: :-\ Damn.[21:41:48] starwmoives: she has a bf [21:41:56] geo ant ada: Damnnnnn.[21:41:58] geo ant ada: Lucky guy.[21:42:01] geo ant ada: You hit that?[21:42:07] starwmoives: and beside her bf would kick my ass[21:42:15] geo ant ada: Shit.[21:42:16] geo ant ada: Sorry.[21:42:24] starwmoives: yes it [21:43:02] starwmoives: you asked if i hit?[21:43:06] geo ant ada: Yeah.[21:43:18] starwmoives: sure more then her bf[21:43:24] geo ant ada: Rock on.[21:43:30] geo ant ada: Any other pictures of her? She's kind of hot.[21:44:43] starwmoives: no[21:44:49] geo ant ada: Damn again.[21:44:56] geo ant ada: I wish I could've hit that.[21:45:04] geo ant ada: I liked that little landing strip on her cooch.[21:46:34] starwmoives: :-([21:46:37] geo ant ada: What's wrong?[21:46:45] starwmoives: i feel i'ved wronged you[21:46:54] geo ant ada: Nah, it's cool.[21:47:10] starwmoives: :-([21:47:23] geo ant ada: Man, don't frown.[21:47:25] geo ant ada: Smile.[21:47:28] geo ant ada: Everythings golden.

juss seen a big ole ass

	[31 Aug 2004\|09:34pm]
StarWMoives: say what?wish i was y0u: God, John, you were quiet for so long.wish i was y0u: I didn't know if you'd left or what.wish i was y0u: Um, so, should I continue licking your shoulder?StarWMoives: wear did get that name?wish i was y0u: A friend of mine. It's cool. Just keep pretending to have a pussy and we'll be fine. My cock is hard, John.StarWMoives: oh really wish i was y0u: Yeah. I'm down. Just as long as you tell me it's a lie, I'll pretend I never knew.StarWMoives: pretending?wish i was y0u: Sure, I mean, if your name's John you're not much of a hot chick. I don't know. But, it doesn't matter any more.wish i was y0u: I feel so close to you.wish i was y0u: It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl.StarWMoives: oh i'm hot wish i was y0u: I know, baby.StarWMoives: i'm a girl wish i was y0u: :-* I know.StarWMoives: what you try to pull?wish i was y0u: I'm not trying to pull anything.wish i was y0u: I'm just saying it's okay. I don't care. I love you.wish i was y0u: You're my mistress.StarWMoives: i'm upset wish i was y0u: No matter what.wish i was y0u: :-( Why?StarWMoives: you when behind my back to find my real namewish i was y0u: I didn't ask.wish i was y0u: They just told me.StarWMoives: who ?wish i was y0u: Just a friend. I don't want to get them in trouble.wish i was y0u: It's okayyyyy. I don't mind.wish i was y0u: Honestly, mistress.StarWMoives: well there already in troubewish i was y0u: Nothing to get upset about.StarWMoives: nothing .. to get up you valte my trust wish i was y0u: Come on. ::slides hand in your pants and slides my finger up and down your slit::wish i was y0u: I didn't ask them!wish i was y0u: They told me.wish i was y0u: I wanted to know from you.wish i was y0u: :-( I didn't mean to break your trust.StarWMoives: if you want to know from me they shouldn't have told youwish i was y0u: I had no control over them!StarWMoives: and take your hand out my pantswish i was y0u: :'(wish i was y0u: I'm sorry mistress.wish i was y0u: BUT THANKS FOR PRENTENDING TO BE A CHICK.wish i was y0u: I WIN.StarWMoives: I'm a chick wish i was y0u: Whatev, Johnny boy.StarWMoives: i'm a chick wish i was y0u: I only did all this stuff to find out if you were a guy or not.wish i was y0u: We all thought you were.wish i was y0u: But then you were like "I'm a chick."wish i was y0u: And we all know you're too stupid to lie.wish i was y0u: So I investigated.wish i was y0u: And you know what? I win!wish i was y0u: Not my penis, not your vagina!wish i was y0u: LOVE YOU MISTRESS HAVE A GOOD LIFE!StarWMoives: why are we fighting?wish i was y0u: Because your name is John.StarWMoives: so wish i was y0u: You. Are. A. Dude.wish i was y0u: You. Have. A. Penis.StarWMoives: no ...wish i was y0u: You. Were. Lying.wish i was y0u: Oh, really, so is John short for Johnaphine?wish i was y0u: Give it up, John. You're a guyyyyyyyy. Pure and simple. Cock and balls.wish i was y0u: It's okay.StarWMoives: NO! wish i was y0u: THEN WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?wish i was y0u: ARE YOU JUST SOME CHICK NAMED JOHN?StarWMoives: yes shit StarWMoives: you really killed the moodwish i was y0u: How can you keep lying like this?wish i was y0u: WHAT FUCKING MOOD?wish i was y0u: I'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU.wish i was y0u: NO MASTURBATION. NO MOANING YOUR NAME.wish i was y0u: NOTHING.wish i was y0u: I JUST WANTED TO CATCH YOU IN YOUR LIE.StarWMoives: is that the truthwish i was y0u: Ummmm, yes.StarWMoives: I dont like lierswish i was y0u: Because we all knew you were a guy.wish i was y0u: Then you must hate yourself.wish i was y0u: And you told us you were a chick.wish i was y0u: But we know you aren't.wish i was y0u: So, whose tits are those?wish i was y0u: Whose cunt is that?wish i was y0u: WHO DO THOSE PARTS BELONG TO?wish i was y0u: BECAUSE YOU'RE A BOY.wish i was y0u: I have to admit. It took way too long to catch you in this lie.wish i was y0u: I thought I would've caught you in an hour.wish i was y0u: Or when I saw your buddyprofile.wish i was y0u: Or the stuff in your journal.wish i was y0u: But noooo, you kept lying.wish i was y0u: WTF? Like I believed you?wish i was y0u: Seriously, John.wish i was y0u: I'm not stupid.wish i was y0u: You are.StarWMoives: I dont what to say to you but bye wish i was y0u: Larr larr pants on farrwish i was y0u: Nighty night, mistress!StarWMoives: you want act that way fine wish i was y0u: (OH YEAH, MY COCK'S HARD NOW. I WIN. YOU LOSE. HARD COCKED VICTORY.)StarWMoives: worthless maleStarWMoives: and to think i trusted youwish i was y0u: Larr larrrrrrr.StarWMoives: bye wish i was y0u: Talk to you tomorrow?StarWMoives: nan i'm upset with uStarWMoives: I can't belive it wish i was y0u: ME?wish i was y0u: YOU CAN'T BELIEVE ME?wish i was y0u: JOHN, GIVE IT UP.StarWMoives: byewish i was y0u: BYEEEEE
2 juss seen a big ole ass

[31 Aug 2004|09:34pm]

StarWMoives: say what?wish i was y0u: God, John, you were quiet for so long.wish i was y0u: I didn't know if you'd left or what.wish i was y0u: Um, so, should I continue licking your shoulder?StarWMoives: wear did get that name?wish i was y0u: A friend of mine. It's cool. Just keep pretending to have a pussy and we'll be fine. My cock is hard, John.StarWMoives: oh really wish i was y0u: Yeah. I'm down. Just as long as you tell me it's a lie, I'll pretend I never knew.StarWMoives: pretending?wish i was y0u: Sure, I mean, if your name's John you're not much of a hot chick. I don't know. But, it doesn't matter any more.wish i was y0u: I feel so close to you.wish i was y0u: It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl.StarWMoives: oh i'm hot wish i was y0u: I know, baby.StarWMoives: i'm a girl wish i was y0u: :-* I know.StarWMoives: what you try to pull?wish i was y0u: I'm not trying to pull anything.wish i was y0u: I'm just saying it's okay. I don't care. I love you.wish i was y0u: You're my mistress.StarWMoives: i'm upset wish i was y0u: No matter what.wish i was y0u: :-( Why?StarWMoives: you when behind my back to find my real namewish i was y0u: I didn't ask.wish i was y0u: They just told me.StarWMoives: who ?wish i was y0u: Just a friend. I don't want to get them in trouble.wish i was y0u: It's okayyyyy. I don't mind.wish i was y0u: Honestly, mistress.StarWMoives: well there already in troubewish i was y0u: Nothing to get upset about.StarWMoives: nothing .. to get up you valte my trust wish i was y0u: Come on. ::slides hand in your pants and slides my finger up and down your slit::wish i was y0u: I didn't ask them!wish i was y0u: They told me.wish i was y0u: I wanted to know from you.wish i was y0u: :-( I didn't mean to break your trust.StarWMoives: if you want to know from me they shouldn't have told youwish i was y0u: I had no control over them!StarWMoives: and take your hand out my pantswish i was y0u: :'(wish i was y0u: I'm sorry mistress.wish i was y0u: BUT THANKS FOR PRENTENDING TO BE A CHICK.wish i was y0u: I WIN.StarWMoives: I'm a chick wish i was y0u: Whatev, Johnny boy.StarWMoives: i'm a chick wish i was y0u: I only did all this stuff to find out if you were a guy or not.wish i was y0u: We all thought you were.wish i was y0u: But then you were like "I'm a chick."wish i was y0u: And we all know you're too stupid to lie.wish i was y0u: So I investigated.wish i was y0u: And you know what? I win!wish i was y0u: Not my penis, not your vagina!wish i was y0u: LOVE YOU MISTRESS HAVE A GOOD LIFE!StarWMoives: why are we fighting?wish i was y0u: Because your name is John.StarWMoives: so wish i was y0u: You. Are. A. Dude.wish i was y0u: You. Have. A. Penis.StarWMoives: no ...wish i was y0u: You. Were. Lying.wish i was y0u: Oh, really, so is John short for Johnaphine?wish i was y0u: Give it up, John. You're a guyyyyyyyy. Pure and simple. Cock and balls.wish i was y0u: It's okay.StarWMoives: NO! wish i was y0u: THEN WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?wish i was y0u: ARE YOU JUST SOME CHICK NAMED JOHN?StarWMoives: yes shit StarWMoives: you really killed the moodwish i was y0u: How can you keep lying like this?wish i was y0u: WHAT FUCKING MOOD?wish i was y0u: I'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU.wish i was y0u: NO MASTURBATION. NO MOANING YOUR NAME.wish i was y0u: NOTHING.wish i was y0u: I JUST WANTED TO CATCH YOU IN YOUR LIE.StarWMoives: is that the truthwish i was y0u: Ummmm, yes.StarWMoives: I dont like lierswish i was y0u: Because we all knew you were a guy.wish i was y0u: Then you must hate yourself.wish i was y0u: And you told us you were a chick.wish i was y0u: But we know you aren't.wish i was y0u: So, whose tits are those?wish i was y0u: Whose cunt is that?wish i was y0u: WHO DO THOSE PARTS BELONG TO?wish i was y0u: BECAUSE YOU'RE A BOY.wish i was y0u: I have to admit. It took way too long to catch you in this lie.wish i was y0u: I thought I would've caught you in an hour.wish i was y0u: Or when I saw your buddyprofile.wish i was y0u: Or the stuff in your journal.wish i was y0u: But noooo, you kept lying.wish i was y0u: WTF? Like I believed you?wish i was y0u: Seriously, John.wish i was y0u: I'm not stupid.wish i was y0u: You are.StarWMoives: I dont what to say to you but bye wish i was y0u: Larr larr pants on farrwish i was y0u: Nighty night, mistress!StarWMoives: you want act that way fine wish i was y0u: (OH YEAH, MY COCK'S HARD NOW. I WIN. YOU LOSE. HARD COCKED VICTORY.)StarWMoives: worthless maleStarWMoives: and to think i trusted youwish i was y0u: Larr larrrrrrr.StarWMoives: bye wish i was y0u: Talk to you tomorrow?StarWMoives: nan i'm upset with uStarWMoives: I can't belive it wish i was y0u: ME?wish i was y0u: YOU CAN'T BELIEVE ME?wish i was y0u: JOHN, GIVE IT UP.StarWMoives: byewish i was y0u: BYEEEEE

2 juss seen a big ole ass

	[04 Aug 2004\|04:31pm]
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8 juss seen a big ole ass

fuck teh lj cut.

[18 Jul 2004|11:38pm]

camel smells (11:36:05 PM): crazeyhorse6 (11🔞12 PM): i love itcamel smells (11🔞31 PM): Have you ever cybered?crazeyhorse6 (11🔞49 PM): i dont realli like it i mean i do it but ya know i phone a lotcamel smells (11:19:42 PM): I wish I could, but we don't have phone here yet.crazeyhorse6 (11:19:50 PM): damn that suxcrazeyhorse6 (11:19:56 PM): i wuld def call u 2camel smells (11:20:10 PM): How often do you cyber?crazeyhorse6 (11:20:30 PM): every once in a whilecamel smells (11:21:00 PM): What's the strangest experience you've had?crazeyhorse6 (11:21:36 PM): having an orgy over the fone w/ like 4 gurls haha crazeyhorse6 (11:21:37 PM): ucamel smells (11:22:30 PM): That's sexy. I once talked on the phone while my gf ate me out.crazeyhorse6 (11:22:40 PM): mmmmmmm to a guy?camel smells (11:22:49 PM): Yescrazeyhorse6 (11:23:00 PM): damn was he jerking his dickcamel smells (11:23:09 PM): Yeah he loved itcamel smells (11:23:12 PM): I heard his gruntingcrazeyhorse6 (11:23:41 PM): mmmmmm i wish i culd call u im realli hornycrazeyhorse6 (11:24:32 PM): !camel smells (11:24:52 PM): can you you get off to cyber?crazeyhorse6 (11:24:59 PM): not reallicrazeyhorse6 (11:25:01 PM): u?crazeyhorse6 (11:25:54 PM): wut u doin babicamel smells (11:25:59 PM): yeah i docrazeyhorse6 (11:26:12 PM): damn my dick is fucken hardcamel smells (11:26:22 PM): Want me to suck it for you baby?crazeyhorse6 (11:27:14 PM): mmmmmmm i need itcamel smells (11:27:38 PM): I'll start by sucking on your balls a littlecamel smells (11:27:46 PM): Teasing your shaft with my delicate fingerscrazeyhorse6 (11:28:17 PM): mmmmmm my fingers slide inside ucamel smells (11:28:34 PM): im so wet for youcrazeyhorse6 (11:29:24 PM): my dik is so hard fo u huncamel smells (11:30:03 PM): I slowly take your dick in my mouthcamel smells (11:30:09 PM): At least, as much as I cancrazeyhorse6 (11:30:28 PM): mmmmmmmm i start rubbing ur tits making u hornicamel smells (11:31:06 PM): oh yes. i thrust my mouth on your dick in quick motionscrazeyhorse6 (11:31:57 PM): mmmmm i rub my balls on ucamel smells (11:32:47 PM): Suddenly, the door bursts open. I pull off your shaft in shock and look to the door to see three men in white hoods!camel smells (11:32:55 PM): One of them quickly puts tape over your mouthcamel smells (11:33:23 PM): The second takes a meat cleaver and cuts your dick off. The third ties a rope to the cieling fancamel smells (11:33:36 PM): I help them lift you and they slip the noose over your neckcamel smells (11:33:50 PM): I kick the chair out from under you and you fall against the ropecamel smells (11:34:02 PM): Oh no! You're turning blue! Wait, no you aren't, you're too dark.crazeyhorse6 (11:34:09 PM): sweetcamel smells (11:34:23 PM): We throw fried chicken and malt liquor at your monkey ass.crazeyhorse6 (11:34:31 PM): nicecamel smells (11:34:59 PM): Suddenly, one of the men starts beating you with a watermelon, because you're a nigger porch monkey. You can't talk. Tape, remember?crazeyhorse6 (11:35:11 PM): yupcrazeyhorse6 (11:35:13 PM): i like itcamel smells (11:35:31 PM): Shut up, you can't talk. Anyway, one of them starts shooting staple gun into your stomach.camel smells (11:35:34 PM): You're bleeding all over.crazeyhorse6 signed off at 11:35:42 PM

2 juss seen a big ole ass

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