JOHNY SMACK A HOE's Journal (original) (raw)

wow ....	[08 Aug 2004\|10:49am]
[ mood \| baby wants to fuck !!! ] this should be fun .. cause i don't care and every knows i don't .. Don't be a good neighbor to her or I'm gonna send you a love letter. straightfrom my heart, fucker. You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet. straightfrom my gun, fucker. Once you get a loveletter from me, you're fucked forever.Understand, Fuck?I'll send you straight to hell, Fuck!DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME !!!!!!!

[08 Aug 2004|10:49am]

[ mood | baby wants to fuck !!! ] this should be fun .. cause i don't care and every knows i don't ..

Don't be a good neighbor to her or I'm gonna send you a love letter. straightfrom my heart, fucker. You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet. straightfrom my gun, fucker. Once you get a loveletter from me, you're fucked forever.Understand, Fuck?I'll send you straight to hell, Fuck!

DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME !!!!!!!

	[11 Jul 2004\|05:37pm]
BITCH I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO TALK

this is why !!!	[29 Sep 2003\|07:16am]
[ mood \| doubtful about all of you!! ] well, this is fucking dumb and thus why bitches R indeed dumb!!i'm talking about everybody and no one all at the same time here and if you feel offended please don't come here and fucking cry !! your post will be deleted with a post of me making fun of you for proving the point of this place .. bitches are dumb and need to be told so !!cry somewhere fucking eles !! cause i don't fucking care !!and when you bitch and moan you prove the point that you are nothing but a stupid bitch !!i'm sure i'll get some reply to this about boo hoo , i don't like what you said cause my nipples are swollen ,my tits are sore , and my tang won't stop bleeding !!once again i don't care and i would tell any this to they're face too

this is why !!!

[29 Sep 2003|07:16am]

[ mood | doubtful about all of you!! ] well, this is fucking dumb and thus why bitches R indeed dumb!!i'm talking about everybody and no one all at the same time here and if you feel offended please don't come here and fucking cry !! your post will be deleted with a post of me making fun of you for proving the point of this place .. bitches are dumb and need to be told so !!cry somewhere fucking eles !! cause i don't fucking care !!and when you bitch and moan you prove the point that you are nothing but a stupid bitch !!i'm sure i'll get some reply to this about boo hoo , i don't like what you said cause my nipples are swollen ,my tits are sore , and my tang won't stop bleeding !!once again i don't care and i would tell any this to they're face too

blonde	[09 Sep 2003\|12:17pm]
Tiger Puzzle > > > >A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here > >and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to > get it started." > > > >Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" > > > >The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." > > > >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in > and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies > the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, > "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble > these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." > > > > >He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. > >Let's have a drink, then ..." he sighed, > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > >"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

blonde

[09 Sep 2003|12:17pm]

Tiger Puzzle > > > >A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here > >and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to > get it started." > > > >Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" > > > >The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." > > > >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in > and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies > the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, > "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble > these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." > > > > >He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. > >Let's have a drink, then ..." he sighed, > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > >"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

fuck drama bullshit	[22 Aug 2003\|12:57am]
ok bitches are dumb, for sure, but lets not forget some guys are dumb bitches as well ::coughbrantcough::

	[21 Aug 2003\|11:44pm]
bitches are dumb, you are right, it is true

	[21 Aug 2003\|04:51am]
[ mood \| crazy ] since i'm a jackass some jokes to start ,1) i've been thru some rough times i had one wife that died and a second one that wouldn't!2) how do you know when your wife has died? ...the sex is the same but the dishes keep backing up !3)there's this guy in a grave yard he see's another guy crying by a grave he keeps screaming "why did you die why did you die!" the guy walked up says "was that your wife?" the other guy says "no, it was her first husband!"

[21 Aug 2003|04:51am]

[ **mood** |

crazy ] since i'm a jackass some jokes to start ,1) i've been thru some rough times i had one wife that died and a second one that wouldn't!2) how do you know when your wife has died? ...the sex is the same but the dishes keep backing up !3)there's this guy in a grave yard he see's another guy crying by a grave he keeps screaming "why did you die why did you die!" the guy walked up says "was that your wife?" the other guy says "no, it was her first husband!"

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