Bitch, Whine, and Moan (original) (raw)

[	mood	|	pissed off	]

Alright, so earlier tonight I went to washroom, and when I went to dry my hands off I noticed that MY face towel was soakiing wet -- Why was someone else using my towel? And what for? And was everyone using my face towel to wipe there hands on? Or to clean up messes?
YUCK!

Upon this discovery, I went in search for a clean face towel. Low and behold I have NO clean towels -- no washclothes, no face towels, nothing.

Then I recall I didn't wash towels last time I did laundry, as I didn't have enough for a load. So, I mistkenly left them downstairs in the laundry room. When I went in search for them downstairs they weren't there. This has happened before -- someone else included them in a load of laundry. Not really a big deal, as long as you let me know you have them. (Actully, thanks for doing them, but I really need them back!) I look around - not in the washer, or dryer, not folded neatly on top of either, or on the shelf -- hmmm...

So, being pissed off, I sort of duck into my one roomate's room who's not currently home. Suprise, suprise. One of my towels is lying wet on the basement floor; another folded in a pile. So I "steal" them both back (putting the dirty one in the hamper of course.

I come online and Lauren (how do I link to LJ's) recomends I post away here. So, here I am.

Let's copy and paste some of our conversation to save my poor little fingers.

"- Manda says: Ugh -- my fucken roomates!
- Lauren says: What now?
- Manda says: I know that i'm not supposed to go through there stuff --- but I really need a towel to shower with tomorrow morning, so I went into Meg's room -- whos' not here and low and behold there are 2 of my towels! I mean -- sharing dishes, ok, but towels??? Why not jsut swap underwear while we're at it?
- Lauren says: ugh, Is she home for you to talk to about it?
- Manda says: no ---
-Lauren says: Print up a sign that says "Don't Touch my Fucking Towels"
-Manda says: I know she has ONE towel that looks like mine, but come on -- I have ONE clean towel that I "stole back" from her room.... and ONE soaking wet face towel, ONE wash cloth and ONE dirty towel -- I should have at least 3 of each --- fuck! I mean --- I'm not insane am i to think that towels shouldn't be communial?
-Lauren says: No, you're right. Is this the temporary roommate?
-Manda says: no -- this is one that's staying.
-Lauren says: Hrm. You obviously have to tell her to cut it out, I just dunno how
-Manda says: well i left a note on the board saying :Why is my face towel wet? Why is anyone touching it even?" then added "BTW, where are all my towels? It's kinda hard to shower without one!" god -- i'm so pissed over towels!
- Lauren says: lol, Sorry, but lol, You need to have a good rant, go to bitchwhinemoan
- Manda says: maybe i'll exagerate on the sensitive skin -- say that even a differnt laundry detergent will give me a rash
- Lauren says: hahaha, Say that you have deadly face-grode and they might catch it
- Manda -- says: sadly -- I don't think you are far off --- i've ben getting this thing -- it looks like a really swollen zit or bug bite, but it's an infection that mostly little kids get -- couldn't figure out why I was getting it since i moved here, but I guess if my face towel is being used by everyone...
-Lauren says: Do you keep your towels in the bathroom? If you do, you might have to just carry them back and forth between the bathroom and your bedroom.
-Manda says: yes -- i DID... not anymore...once i find them all -- fuckers"

Ahhh! That is so much better -- Thanks!

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Now I know why she used MY towel and not her's --- no one wants to use a CUMTOWEL.
That is fucken sick --- maybe I'm going to need some new roomates in April...
I mean, using my towel to dry your hands is bad enough --- but bodily fluids!!!????

That is jsut fucken sick...