Blue Eyed Spike (original) (raw)

OK. So I got a little bit crazy when I found that BBC has a site with a bunch of Buffy qoutes and in the midst there were really good Spike qoutes as well! A poet indeed.... Enjoy!

'I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place, I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again.'
Spike
Lovers Walk

'I have come to redefine the words pain and suffering since I fell in love with you.'
Spike
Never Leave Me

'You'd think if the government was gonna put a chip in my head, they'd at least make it so I could attack criminals and that sort.'
Spike
Smashed

'And I'm just supposed to help you out of the evilness of my heart?'
Spike
A New Man

'Got to hand it to you goldilocks - you do have bleeding tragic taste in men. I've got a cousin married to a regurgitating demon got better instincts than you.'
Spike
Goodbye Iowa

'Hey, I don't wanna keep you all from the touchy-feelies, but maybe the encounter group can meet later. Say, when we're not trapped in a house?'
Spike
Older and Far Away

'No. I'm a rebel. You're an idiot.'
Spike
All The Way

'And I should do what in my spare time? Sit at home knitting cunning sweater sets?'
Spike
Out of My Mind

'Now, don't tell me that wasn't fun. Oh, God! It's been so long since I had a decent spot of violence. Really puts things in perspective.'
Spike
Lovers Walk

'Sometimes our missions end up with you trying to kill me. I'm not fond of those.'
Spike
Empty Places

'I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.'
Spike
Becoming Part 2

'Birds singing, squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels. Sun beaming down in a nice, non-fatal way. It's very exciting, I can't wait to see if I freckle.'
Spike
The Harsh Light of Day

'Think I still dream of a crypt for two with a white picket fence? My eyes are clear.'
Spike
First Date

'Right, so you've heard. Poor Spike's become a cautionary tale for vampires.'
Spike
Crush

'Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him.'
Spike
Lovers Walk

'I'm beyond pathetic. Stuck in this basement washing skivvies for a blighter I wouldn't have bothered to bite a few months ago'
Spike
Doomed

'Well, isn't this usually the part where you... kick me in the head and run out, virtue fluttering?'
Spike
Dead Things

'Comfy? I'm chained in a bathtub drinkin'pig's blood from a novelty mug. Doesn't rank huge in the Zagut's Guide'
Spike
Something Blue

Crossposted to bloodyawful, blue_eyes_spike, buffyfan_sweden, churchofspike and vampyre_haven.