Blue Yeti: The ABDOMINAL SNOWWOMAN! (original) (raw)

Dear most gracious gifter, and hopefully stalker (if you're reading this, anyway).

My details were... detailed, as you already know, primarily because when flirting with NYR in the last two years of joyous procrastination I only ever felt personally inspired by details which throw a thousand ideas up into the air, rather than just one. Of course, if you're not like me and would rather just stick to the fandoms I threw out, well that's fine too. To make it even

easier harder, however, here you go.

Likes: Character development, character exploration, magic, angst, Death & Darkness, Diana Wynne Jones characters being so supremely unflapable and unfailingly British (um, same for Joan Aiken, actually), porn, lack of porn, het, slash, femslash, fun plots (like Smallville's ones, where everything comes down to radioactive rocks and such), vampire!AUs, smug bastards with power, clones, clonecest, zombies, crap pseudoscience, playing with character povs and perceptions, drama, science fiction, world creation, world destruction (aka, Apocalypse Fic!), pina coladas, and long walks on the beach.

Dislikes: Embarrassment and humiliation fics, they squick me. Schmoop and fluff between characters were schmoop and fluff is not canon or guaranteed. (So I can handle Christopher/Millie fluff, because they're fluffy, but if you did the same to Lois/Clark/Richard I would be looking for a lot more justification. If that justification is some Pink Kryptonite (please, for the love of DC canon, let there not be something such as Pink K) then I'm happy (see Smallville clause above).)

( More specifically, in chronological order of when I feel in love with the canon...Collapse )

Now, proceed to ignore my silly, demanding whims, and just get to writing a story in whatever fandom it was that caught your eye in that fit of insanity when you signed up. Thanks in advance. *squees in Anticipation* Yay for Yuletide!

Love Yeti.

P.S. Eloise at playgroup says that Yulesanta's not real, and it's really just your Mum and Dad who give you presents and pretend it's from Yulesanta. In that case, hi Mum, bet you didn't know I was so obsessed with kid lit, power play, and threesomes.

P.P.S. I do know you're actually real, Yulesanta. I'm not just hedging my bets. Really. And I promise I've been extra good this year. I've barely got any black stars on my behavior chart at all.

P.P.P.S. Seriously, have you ever tried to write clonecest? It's ridiciously fun in whatever fandom you play in. If not now, at least take it back to your home fandom and spread the narcisstic love.