Second hand sort of wtf from Supercool!DJ! (original) (raw)

Remember s!dj? Of course you do, he has his own tag even.

Anyway, he works at a club nearby doing his DJ thing. He came home from work tonight and told me this lovely story:

So there's this girl, we'll call her B. B is onstage doing her dance thing.

One particular customer seems taken with her. Instead of tipping her by handing her the money or tossing it onstage as many men do, he would take it, wave it in the air as he walked down the tiprail, and then would place it (with a flourish!) on her clothing (usually tossed to one side of the stage after removal).

He does this several times through the night. S!DJ found it hilarious and weird, and assumed the guy was trying to be rather suave and "oh look how respectful I am" about the tipping.

Fast forward a bit. Her set is over, she's at the dancers table fussing with her money. She finishes and then goes to the dressing room.

House lights come up.

S!DJ hears J (another dancer) exclaim "What the hell is that?"

"That" turned out to be a condom. That the patron had wrapped in one of B's dollar bills before placing on her clothes.

O SO SUBTLE

Probably just fell right out when she went to the table.

They had a giggle, and so did I =P