Borkites' Journal (original) (raw)
Tuesday, September 7th, 2004
2:00 pm
[1011010]
so i was just wondering what everone thinks about lordstriker, and denny?
Monday, September 6th, 2004
7:03 pm
[stae]
OMFG So i thought i was doing well with a loot of 1.9 million. But have a look at the cash my brother got. I almost cried out of jealousy when he sent me the message. His messages are below.
"blackdevil529 went from rank approx 6500, to 48,742 he must have sold everything because his counter attack was only 4500.
I think that one of his clan was supposed to attack him and collect the money, but I intercepted the transaction. He had over 30 mil sitting there, what item are you going to buy with that sort of cash ?"
"You beat the enemy!
As blackdevil529's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
You stole 20,934,828 gold from blackdevil529!
You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory."
Wish that soldier comp was still on.
Sunday, August 29th, 2004
1:19 pm
[kissindra]
Today was a good day! I stole over 12 million gold.
6 days of banking and we have achieved LEVEL 10 spy!
Overall rank went from 3819 to 2681.
Strike Action was Ranked #6,284 now 3478
Defensive Action was Ranked #7,283 now 5733
Spy Rating Ranked was #7,907 now 4725
Sentry Rating Ranked was #8,367 now 5299
HURRAH!
Current Mood: accomplished
Monday, August 23rd, 2004
12:01 am
[necromimesis]
Little Lessons We Learn, Part 1 Like me, have you been sabotaged for the first time and are thinking, "Ha ha, I'll do a sell off so that it doesn't affect me too much!"?
Like me, are you a moron?
Comrades, hear my tale of woe and learn it's lesson.
How to go from a rank of 3003 to 14,901 in 8 easy steps.
1. Sell off all your attack weapons.
2. Think you're smart, and up your covert ranking with the funds.
3. Then proceed to sell off your defense weapons.
4. Sell of your sentry and spy tools.
5. Get 5,857,480 Gold stolen by one hell of an observant and lucky prick of a person.
6. Discover that sabotage ONLY affects your attack weapons.
7. Curl up into a little ball and curse all existance.
You know you're fucked up when your life is fucked not only in real life, but also in an online game. That's a special kind of fucked up. I like to call it, "Meli Fucked Up".
Current Mood: 
ditzy
Saturday, August 21st, 2004
3:58 pm
[kyncaid]
Thursday, August 19th, 2004
8:37 pm
[1011010]
Tuesday, August 17th, 2004
6:14 pm
[1011010]
how come everyone in this community has an army smaller then 400 but has rank lower then 10,000? whats the secret?
Monday, August 16th, 2004
1:17 am
[kyncaid]
Nightmr must die this dude Nightmr has been sabotaging my shit for the the past few days so now i'm broke and have no weapons, please kick his ass for me, that'ed be kewl
Sunday, August 15th, 2004
3:54 am
[gwen]
farmed hey all,
Fragedon2 is farming me almost every two days. what should I do?
Current Mood: 
annoyed
Friday, August 13th, 2004
7:05 am
[1011010]
i really need some gold right now. but my strike action is only 117,000. does anyone know of anybody that i could really get some good gold from with that strike action?
oh and i had read about a guy named rapest. i dont like his name very much either. it was kind of a waste of an attack but oh well.
Thursday, August 12th, 2004
4:53 pm
[necromimesis]
I clicked everyone's links. If you'd like to do the same (getting each of them one soldier, and Tre 1/2 a soldier) the post with all our links is here.
/pimping
Current Mood: 
all clicked out
Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
3:17 pm
[kissindra]
* added a couple of you tomy friends list
* Tre rocks harder than a dancing lemming *ahem*
"TRE! TRE! He's our man, if he can't do it, he'll get someone in his alliance to!"
:P
Current Mood: 
amused
Sunday, August 8th, 2004
11:31 am
[1011010]
5:43 pm
[kissindra]
gah, 3 blackpowder missles sabotaged!!!!
sludge80 & CHRYSOPHASE
need to pay!!!!
killllllllllllllllllllll!
Thursday, August 5th, 2004
5:28 pm
[dissentient]
The winner for last weeks competition to see who could steal the most gold in 1 attack is "F1uffy" with 620,865.
It is a very good sum. And for winning she is awarded a weeks worth of clicks from MCK. Aprox 1000 soldiers.
Good work to all others who paticipated. And very good work to Askewtoes for coming in second!
I can't stress the value of having covert level 10 enough. Anyone can attain it it under a week by banking knives and staying out of trouble. And in doing so you get to see all the ppl qith 1 000 000+ treasuries.
5:01 pm
[stae]
ok i have just been speaking to Lord_LaCN and he wants peace with Yohero that troubled child i had a run in with, gees you should have seen the exchanges. Eventually i got cranky and sabbed him for 650k and used the most foul language i think i have ever used. message is below that i sent him after i had enough of his ranting.
"you are a ****king ****k****er. see your so called ****king commanders didn't get through, because you are an overreacting little ****knuckle. people get attacked thats the game ****thead. just because you have some problems with feeling inadequate which i imagine is due to the fact that you are a child and have a small ****k you have to fly off the handle at everything, maybe you need to think about why you have no friends and your life ****s before wigging out at an attack.
**** you dip****! i have been talking to my commander and we are allying with pheonix rising so why don't you just go **** some **** like the **** you are.
booya pink boy. in fact i think i will sab you now."
i can help you out with the asterisks if necessary.
12:22 pm
[necromimesis]
stae was right, behavioural problems ahoy!
Heh heh, I got my first hate mail!
Awwwww. Poor baby! Can you imagine, someone would actually use an attack button? But, I was initially nice, and then got a little nasty and silly (I wanted some stars in mine too!)
Can you believe he has three officers? No wonder they're not well ranked. He has the worst organisation too, I spied on him and it's just pathetic.
Poor little baby, Kardos. Let's all feel sympathy for him
*group "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"*
PS 
stae you sent me a message but I've got no damn clue what you're talking about. Do you want to know who I stole the money from? Or how I found out? Or....?
PPS I'm on neopets, and I love it :) So I'm not bagging Neopets.
Current Mood: amused
Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
5:21 pm
[stae]
ok well um there seems to be a cranky clan now So there i was hunting around and trying to find someone to pillage and found someone that gave me 300k then i got this message from them after he tried to sab everyone of my officers.
"If you sab me, attack me ,or spy on me; there is no measure to how fast and hard i will come down on your officers asses, dont **** with me, if i see one more recon or attack by you or your officers i will **** your officers again, the recorded damage i did to all of them was 400k worth of **** and you stole 300k from me. I am a very mean person and i wont stop til i sab all your officers items and sab your ass to once i get another covert level. So dont **** with me."
so yes then my officer noticed he had 280k sitting on him and took that. Now i have had sab attempts from mikecloud (of LaCN) and EpicPrince_LaCN. As apparently my yohero friend has reported me to the sab squad. That sort of thing makes me want to sab in return but i will await tre's advice on that.
everyone else noticing that the people playing this age have major behavioural problems?
7:09 am
[kissindra]
you may have noticed my ranking drop like a bitch, the lovely ShaneDawg sabotaged the hell out of my defence,(I attempted to spy on him once and failed, but didn't attack him) please fuck him up good and proper!
Current Mood: pissed off
1:22 am
[dissentient]
Oh, my you all make me so happy! I havent seen so much improvment from anyone before. You guys are going hard!
Stae has hit back hard and has jumped like 40 000 places in 2 days.
Dreavon has done almost as good.
Askewtoes is getting very fine.
Dr-eamer is proving himself in many ways.
F1uffy has developed into a pain causing machine to anyone who gets her attention.
Cluracan is plain mighty.
Kiss my ork is building rank and is now a force to be recond with.
Kyuto has jumped 50 000 spots and getting better each day.
Kyncaid is making his way towards good places too.
I have allied my self with "Pheonix Rising". The alliance of "Denny". The current #1 army.
Although i am prohibited to attack or sab an alliance meber, you still have free reign. Unfortunantly, if you ask me to sab or attack someone who is in "Pheonix Rising", i have to refuse. Firstly. But i will stop what ever problem you may have with them, using my alliance power. If however no good coming hapens i will put the alliance rules in the back ground for my officers allways come first in "Dire" circumstances.