The life and times of Lord Boyzici (original) (raw)

The West Wing is finishing at the end of the current season *sniff*. It was always on the cards but I would have liked to have seen how the winning candidate gets on in office. Rumours abound that Rob Lowe shall be returning for the final episodes. I wonder if he will return as a Congressman for Orange County or if they will conveniently forget to refer to this at all.

The weekend went well - I slept for 10 hours on Friday night which is a rarity. I thought I would love having nothing to do this weekend but I got itchy feet on Saturday and headed up to London. Oli and I went to what have now become our locals and then we had dinner in Satsuma. A friend of my sister was celebrating her birthday so we headed over to Wandsworth and spent the evening in a nice pub there. I was a little sozzled by the time I left. On Sunday I went to a really cool shopp called Tabio and bought socks. They have a huge range in all colours and patterns. I went a little overboard and bought ten pairs and then headed home to Brizzer.

Once here I went to watch the Man Utd Vs Liverpool game in the pub with Jeff and Darcy. Alas it was a dull game. Later in the evening I went to the White Harte with Nigel and lasercowboy for a pool session. I started badly but picked up. If you get seven balled you have to drop your trousers. Rich very nearly did this to me. He cleared up and rattled the pocket with the black. Luckily for me on my next visit I cleared all 7 balls and sank the black on my next visit. It was tense stuff though and a good game.

The Lib Dems have had better months. Now it transpires Mark Oaten left the leadership race due to the media discovering he had been banging a rent boy for a period of time. I guess kicking off his campaign by showing him fixing breakfast for his wife and daughters doesn't seem too bright now. What an idiot. He is in charge of 'Home Affairs', I guess he took the job description a little too literally. Mind you, at least he didn't conspire to kill him - this means the Liberals are improving, right? Last weekend Stephen Williams was asked how we could know if any of the (then) four candidates had skeletons in their closets which could embarrass the party further. He said he was certain there was nothing. There were rumours abound that Oaten had been having a heterosexual affair and I sincerely hope Stephen had not heard the rumours when he said hat he did.

Following a brief conversation with the dalf

Have you every fancied a cartoon character

No, what kind of sick pervert do you take me for?

Yes, I am proud to be that sick pervert.