The life and times of Lord Boyzici (original) (raw)

Yesterday Andy and I had the day off work to go along to The Game Fair. This is a large outdoor hunting, shooting, fishing type thing. The plan was to leave early but Andy went out the night before and came home rather drunk. He ended up passing out on his bed, halfway through making a sandwich. Somehow his trousers ended up on the stairs outside the flat. How on earth does this happen? It has left us intrigued.

Anyhow. We left at 11 and arrived three hours later. We met up with my Dad and step mother who were flogging their goods there and then wandered round for the day. I wanted to have a competition with Andy on the clay pigeons, but his hangover could not handle the noise. So instead we played some other little competitions. It ended up 2-2. I won the 'Who can see the most people they know' and also the air rifle competition and he won a video duck hunt style game (well, on a giant projector cinema thing and a modified air rifle) and another silly game.

It was a fun day and we came home laden with paté, smoked salmon and the like. There really is excellent food there. It is not cheap but it is sooo good.

We spent quite a lot of time in the falconry area. There were some huge birds there including a bald and a golden eagle. I wouldn't fancy being a rabbit with one of those in the sky.

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