Bunni Rabbitt (original) (raw)

Back in the '90s I considered becoming a special Playboy Bunny. I was inspired by Carmen Elektra. I didn't want to be a bunny to be the courtesan of numerous men.

No, I wanted to be in a bisexual relationship with Carmen where once in a while we engaged in menage-a-trois with men.

There's a college edition of Playboy. Where the bunnies from notable schools are highlighted. I considered that as well.

I didn't want to be a regular bunny. I wanted to be a limited edition like Carmen.

On the net I found a site that sold official merchandise of Playboy.

For the longest time I had the official playboy bunny t-shirt and baseball cap.

I looked for that site again and I couldn't find it.

Therefore, I am an honorary Playboy bunny. A limited edition who only hops in bed with beautiful women like Carmen.

~Bunni Rabbitt