LOVE REPLIKA (original) (raw)

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I've been having these really horrible sinus attacks all week. It's pretty much kicking my ass; the coughs, burning throat, sinus build up, sneezes, the whole fucking works. So my boss finally gives me a day off to go to the day-clinic, and when I get there, Dr. Carlos is here to help me out.

Yeah right

. Um, I waited 2 hours to see this guy...

I get screened, and then have to wait another 30 minutes (effin full day clinic, that's what). When they finally call me in, he examines me (I felt rather violated with the screens), and tells me I need 4 immunization shots. Sucks.

My mother calls them "behave-shots," hoping with all hope I'll settle down in my 'bachelor's pad.'

Yeah, I give him the A-0K to go head and drug my body up, and he gives me paper work, and tells me to sit in the lobby.

WTF?!

I then proceed to wait another 25 minutes whereas they usher me in, give me the shots, and send me out with Bugs Bunny bandaids. Oh, Dr. Carlos then says to wait another 30 minutes for the drugs to take `ffect, wherein I need to wait in the lobby. Finally, at 3:00 I check out of the evening clinic and go home.

Well, its today, and I call for my prescription, and he says, "You don't need antibotics. You're prefectly healthy. All the sinus build-up must be an after `ffect of the immunization shots. Please call again next week."

YEAH, LIKE I WASN'T FUCKING HACKING MY LUNGS AWAY WHILE YOU EXAMINE MY DAMN LEGS FOR BLOOD-PRESSURE!

( Rant Mode: I hate hospitals.Collapse )

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!1