THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS (original) (raw)

by kung fu canned candy (samn)

at May 25th, 2013 (02:04 am)

HI YOU GUYS IM ON THE PHONE WITH BUBZ RN

LAST TIME TO POST DURING SHOW

at May 21st, 2012 (08:39 pm)

MOOD: impressed

SO SAD RN TBH. I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING SINCE 2007 OR 08, BUT DESPITE MY SILENCE I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS WONDERFUL.

GOODBYE HOUSE.

VIVA LA CAPSLOCK!

RIP HOUSE MD 2004-2012 NEVAR FORGET ALWAYS IN OUR HEARTS

at May 21st, 2012 (07:14 pm)

SO I HEARD THAT HOUSE FINALLY FUCKING ENDED
ALSO THAT THE ENDING SUCKED AND WILSON HAS CANCER OR SOMETHING? IDK, IDC, WHATEVER, IT WAS PROBABLY JUST LUPUS.
ANYWAY, NOW THAT HOUSE HAS FINISHED CIRCLING THE DRAIN, I INVITE ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL CL_HERS TO SHARE YOUR FAVORITE CL_H MEMORIES AND ALSO POST YOUR IDEAS ABOUT HOW HOUSE SHOULD HAVE ENDED BECAUSE I HAVE NO DOUBTS THAT ANY ENDING CL_H COMES UP WITH WOULD BE INFINITELY SUPERIOR TO THE REAL THING.

HAVE AT IT, FRIENDS. LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

at April 25th, 2012 (11:24 pm)

AM I LATE???!?!

LION WHAT WAS YOUR PENANCE I FORGOT

by kung fu canned candy (samn)

at February 23rd, 2012 (12:56 am)

HEY GUYS IM NEW HERE LOL I LUV HOUSE MD

at February 9th, 2012 (06:32 pm)

HI THAR NEW COMM

at November 3rd, 2011 (05:20 am)

I AM NEW HERE, I WOULD HAVE POSTED EARLIER BUT I THINK THAT BACKGROUND GAVE ME A SEIZURE OR SOMETHING.

ME BEING POOR WHITE TRASH, I CAN NO LONGER AFFORD CABLE, SO I CAN'T SEE THE NEW HOUSE EPISODES, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME I DON'T WANT TO ANYWAY, IT SEEMS CRAPTASTIC.

AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED HOUSE ENDED AFTER SEASON FIVE OR SO. ALSO I THINK THE ONLY WAY TO REDEEM THIS SINKING SHIP IS TO GIVE WILSON HIS OWN SPIN-OFF. ALL IN FAVOR?

I AM STILL PUKING

at November 1st, 2011 (02:28 am)

I WAS FORCED TO WATCH TEN MINUTES OF THE SHITTIEST SHOW ON TV TONIGHT AKA HOUSE MD AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS RE-VISITING AN OLD CHILDHOOD FRIEND WHOSE LIFE HAD GONE DOWNHILL SO BADLY THAT THEY COULDN'T EVEN GET ON INTERVENTION THEY HAD TO GET ON THAT SHITTY KNOCK-OFF ON DISCOVERY HEALTH INSTEAD

I WANTED TO BUY THE ENTIRE SHOW A WARM MEAL AND A PACK OF SMOKES AND A CRUMPLED $10 BILL FOR A SWEATER BECAUSE WINTER IS COMING

AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT HUGH IN HIS SAD LITTLE TUG BOAT WITH HIS SAD LITTLE ORANGE HAT

A COMIC

at June 17th, 2011 (01:38 pm)

100% ACCURATE AMIRITE

at June 17th, 2011 (12:55 pm)

OLD TIMERS LOOKING TO ENJOY PAST GOOD TIMES, FADED GLORY, ENJOY!

at June 16th, 2011 (12:37 am)

NEW FOLK WILL PROBABLY BE BORED TO TEARS BY THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH AND LINK CONCERNING A NEW ENCOUNTER I HAD W/AN OLD, STINKY PUSSY, NOFUN-NICK NEMESIS OF CLH OF YORE .

BUT OLDSTERS, ESPECIALLY VETERANS WHO ENJOYED A GOOD DONG WHEN THEY POPPED UP(TEE HEE, I MADE A PENILE PUN!) PLEASE FOLLOW MY YELLOW BRICK ROAD TO MY LJ.

NOW FOR SOME JOLLIFICATION FOR EVERYONE! I SEEM TO REMEMBER LJ-CUTS ARE FOR PUSSIES SO I SHALL REFRAIN. LESS WORK FOR ME!

LEAVE THEM ALONE, HUGE!!!!

=

RSL, EVER VIGILANT, YET RELUCTANT SUPER HERO!

OH RSL, WHERE TO START?

BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE LEFT NOSTRIL'S ERRANT LOOOOONG NOSE HAIR!

IT WAS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, MY HAND TO HAPPY THE DOG!

C

THE CONTROVERSIAL 'CREEPY OR NOT?' FAN-MADE QUILT CONSTRUCTED AND MAILED TO RSL AND HUGH LAURIE BY SOME ENTHUSIASTIC FANS!

A PARTICULAR, PERSONAL FAVORITE SQUARE OF MINE, 'MR. HAPPY VICODIN PILL' OR JUST A HAPPY EGG, WHO CAN TELL?!?

TRUE ART IS OPEN TO MANY INTERPRETATIONS!

AS I RECALL, FEW ARGUED THAT THIS FAN'S RSL/GABY SALICK'S WEDDING GIFT SCRAPBOOK, CONSISTING ALMOST ENTIRELY OF NEWS CLIPPING OF EVENTS THEY SURELY POSSESSED THEIR OWN ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHS OF, WAS EXTREMELY CREEPY! ALL THAT WAS MISSING, AS FAR AS WE KNOW, ANYWAY, WAS THE CRAFTERS ELMERS GLUED PUBIC HAIR AND ENTRIES WRITTEN IN THE CRAFTER'S OWN BLOOD!

I WILL END THIS TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE W/A CAPTION OF A TELEVISION INTERVIEW IMAGE FEATURING RSL'S SARTORIAL ELEGANCE IN HIS STRETCHED OUT TEE-SHIRT, HIGHLIGHTING HIS NUBILE, TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL'S FIRST TENDER BUDDINGS OF WOMANHOOD!

HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THIS NOSTALGIC JOURNEY TO A CLH OF YORE!

TO QUOTE THE LEGENDARY DEAN MARTIN, 'MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS.'

SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SPARKLY TEXT BUT I FEEL EXTREMELY GIRLISH THIS EVENING.

HI EVERYBODY!

at June 12th, 2011 (04:27 am)

1. I LOVE YOU ALL!

2. I HAVE 8 EPISODES OF 'HOUSE' ON TIVI I HAVEN'T WATCHED. OH, HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN!

3. DID WE HAVE A RUN IN W/SOME CHICK NAMED lilapaddy BACK IN THE DAY?

by kung fu canned candy (samn)

at May 31st, 2011 (10:53 pm)

HI GUYS
DOES ANYONE HAVE TUMBLRS HERE I FEEL LIKE IM NOT A PART OF YOUR LIVES ANYMORE AND IT PAINS ME

IM STALEMATEASSOCIATE.TUMBLR.COM

DID YOU GUYS SEE HOUSE DO SURGERY ON HIS LEG AND DRIVE A CAR INTO CUDDYS HOUSE I HOPE HOUSE DIES SOON

THE POST WHERE WE ENJOY WHENTHELIGHTS TEARS

by kung fu canned candy (samn)

at May 18th, 2011 (12:48 am)

CUDDY IS LEAVIN HOUSE
BYE BITCH

OH YEAH SPOILERS BTW

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL TAKE HER JOB?
MICHAEL SCOTT?

at April 14th, 2011 (12:56 am)

WHY WAS 13 IN PRISON?

AND WAS SHE POPULAR IN PRISON AND HAVE TONS OF BITCHES?

NEED TO KNOW TBH

at April 13th, 2011 (10:41 am)

SPEAKING OF 13 DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY EVEN LIKE FOREMAN

I JUST SEE HIM AS THIS HUGE WASTE OF SPACE

AND HE'S AN ASSHOLE

LOOKS LIKE HE CAN TAKE A DICK THOUGH

by Lindy (as in "Lucky Lindy," or perhaps Lindy Hop) (housemdwriter)

at April 12th, 2011 (08:46 pm)

SO THIS WEEK

WE FINALLY GET A DECENT STORYLINE (IMO), AND NOW NEXT WEEK WE HAVE TO SIT THROUGH A STORYLINE WE'VE HEARD UPWARDS OF A GAZILLION TIMES WITH THIS PSEUDO-CAMERON BITCH THAT ANNOYS ME FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, BUT MORE OF AN OVERARCHING HATRED THAT I CAN'T QUITE PLACE MY FINGER ON

I'M DOING JUST DANDY TODAY HOW ABOUT YOU

NEW CLH MASCOT

by kung fu canned candy (samn)

at April 3rd, 2011 (02:18 pm)

THE CAT
NOT WILSON

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY

at April 1st, 2011 (02:16 am)
SONG: OK GO -- WHAT TO DO

YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT ONE APRIL FOOL'S DAY WE MADE EVERYTHING LOSERCASE AND ~VISUALLY APPEALING~ AND AT FIRST F_W WERE LIKE "OH AN APRIL FOOL'S DAY JOKE" BUT WE DID IT FOR LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF AND THEN F_W BELIEVED US?!

AND I PRETENDED LIKE SAMN AND THE OTHER MODS DID THIS SHIT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AND I WAS ALL LIKE "I'M GONNA DELETE THE COMM!"

OH MAN GOOD TIMES

CLH_NOSTALGIA TBH

by kung fu canned candy (samn)

at March 14th, 2011 (06:49 pm)

FUCK IT
I THINK IM ACTUALLY GOING TO WATCH HOUSE TONIGHT

WHOS WITH ME