CAT - In a Box (original) (raw)

We haven't updated this since September! Oh noes! I'll transfer some more quotes to make up for it. [Apr. 11th, 2007|07:22 pm]The Cats that Rock
Javy: ::Dramatic sigh::Lexi: ::even more dramatic sigh::Javy: ::..The best of dramatic sighs::Lexi: ::the most dramatic of any dramatic sigh in the world::Javy: ::The most dramatic of any dramatic sigh in the entire Universe plus two, which can never be beaten nor topped! And no, that's not cheating.:: Javy: DAWN DID IT, DIDN'T SHE?!Lexi: Maybe.Javy: Yes. Good girl. Don't tell me.- Minutes later -Javy: WHY WAS ANYA KISSING GILES?!!Lexi: ::Just -Grins-::Javy: ..Is that in this episode?Or in next week's?Lexi: Maybe.Javy: AH! THAT'S AN EVIL, EVIL WORD! Lexi: Don't laugh at me.I may do something drastic.Javy: Sure.Lexi: I will.Javy: Like .. laugh at me, back?Lexi: ... Just you wait until you're at my house.Miles away from anyone you know.Where no one can hear you scream.Except my parents and possibly my neighbors.... Hey, Javy? What time do you leave for school? ::Innocent blink::(Figurine of Ice signed off at 7:23:34 AM.)Lexi: ::Satisfied smile:: Lisa: YOU DON'T LIKE CRAYONS!you anti-waxistLexi: Nope, I hate crayons. They brainwah people, you know.Lisa: they do not brainwash people unless you eat them,and you don't eat them unless they tell you toLexi: But if they tell you to, you're already brainwashed.Lisa: ::blink...... blink.. blink..... pin drop.. :: oh yeah .. Lexi: ::Frantic look. Hears three consecutive IM sounds:: IM?! IM!!! Where aaaare you?! I can hear you chiming! ::Hunts wildly::- meanwhile -Javy: Find the IM, find the IM.QUICK, QUICK, QUICK!FIIIIND MEEEEEE! Lexi: ::Pokes Patricia with her pen.::Patricia: What was that?Lexi: It certainly wasn't me poking you in the neck with my pen.Patricia: Oh ..... Hey!!Javy: ::Dances to the song, trying to sing along, but she doesn't know the words.:: .. I drank your pleasure slooow! .. Someone .. STUMBLE! out from your beeeed .. Still I come for you tonight .. choke my .. stab my pride .. tell myself that .. THIS IS THE LAST TIME! THIS IS THE LAST TIME THAAAAAT .. I bleed for you! I bleed for yooou! ::And all but the chorus is two seconds after -he- sings it.::Lexi: .... want me to give you the lyrics?Javy: ::Sheepish look:: Yes. Lexi: What are you doing? We aren't allowed out there.Tory: But Stephanie and Jarid are out there.Lexi: And if Stephanie and Jarid jumped off a bridge,would you do it too?Tory: No, I'd point and laugh.Javy: Wb!Lexi: .... ::Blinks at her::You sign off and sign back on, and you say 'wb'?Javy: ::Pause .. cough:: Back. Cey: ::Who can out-pink who, eh?::Lexi: ::Grins:: Ceylon, I -like- pink. I actually have pink shirts. I'm not sure you can "out-pink" me.Cey: ::Stare.:: Oh, gods. What have you done with my little sister?Lexi: ::Laughs:: I'm not saying pink shirts like Q. My clothing is -tasteful-, thank you.Cey: My poor, poor imoutochaaaaaan .. ::Wail.::Lexi: ::Shakes her head:: I can't say anything that'll get through to you involving the color now, can I?Cey: Actually, it's okay. I don't mind pink. ::Pause:: Tasteful pink.Lexi: Exactly. Tasteful... isn't your -room- pink?Cey: ::..... silence.::.. it's tasteful.Lexi: ::Smirks:: I rest my case.Cey: e.e; Lexi: Beep!Javy: ::Spazzes::Lexi: What?Javy: It wasn't -squeaky- enough!Lexi: Beep.Javy: That was even LESS squeaky!Lexi: Beeeeeep.Javy: I hate you. Shoe: Javy's computer is cursed. It was you, wasn't it?Lexi: Cursed? What do you mean?Shoe: She keeps getting booted.Lexi: Well, taking into consideration I'm nowhere near her computer,don't know anything -about- being able to boot people,and have been otherwise occupied all morning ...... Yes, it was me.Shoe: AH HA!I KNEW IT!
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Too lazy to code but I wanted to transfer some more over from the site. And I'm too lazy to code. [Sep. 13th, 2006|09:35 pm]The Cats that Rock
Lexi: ...There's a thin line between you and insanity..Javy: Lexi | JavyLexi: HEY!Lexi: But I'm sleepy.Javy: Whaaat?Lexi: ::Says slowly so she understands her::But.. I'm.. Slee.. Py..Javy: Oh! I thought you said, "Dumbass is sleepy."Lexi: You're not sleepy, are you?Javy: No...HEY!!Javy: How does being deaf affect what I hear and don't hear?Lexi: I don't know. That random "You're getting closer..." really creeps me out.Javy: .. ::Will have to say it the next time they're on the phone!::Lexi: ... I'll kill you if you do.Javy: ::Cackle!::.. Oh .. wait .. you really will ..Tory: THAT'S ILLEGAL!Lexi: How is that illegal?Tory: I dunno. But maybe it's against the law.Justin: If you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?Megan: Well apparently I'm a kiwi.
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I am far too lazy to do the color codes. [Aug. 3rd, 2006|12:06 pm]The Cats that Rock
Javy: So .. sneak out?And come see me! ~.^Lexi: ::amused:: Sneak out?Of the convention?Javy: Why, yes!Steal a furry suit and run.
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(no subject) [Jul. 14th, 2005|11:39 pm]The Cats that Rock
G'niiiight!::Wave:: Sweet dreamsYou, too, whenever you sleep.Don't let the monster in your closet rip your legs off while you're sleeping!... There's a monster in my closet? ::Wide eyes::.. Well .. Sort of.::Beam:: Sweet dreams!::Wider eyes::But my CLOTHES are in there!.. yeah, that's what its nest is made of. Duh.Is that some kind of symbolism about my clothes being my surrender to materialism formed by a society that has turned us all into mindless, trend driven monsters?-- Oh. Nest. Guess not.That works too.:: ... Laughs.::Yours makes me seem more intelligent.Let's go with that.
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I'm bored. Expect lots of quotes. [Jul. 14th, 2005|11:03 pm]The Cats that Rock
Next time just be like, “Sorry if I’m not that coherent, my friend is making jokes about us having phone sex at me and it’s making it hard to focus.”::DIES::Wonderful idea.You’ll never do it.Because it’s such a –bad- idea.
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(no subject) [Jul. 9th, 2005|11:59 pm]The Cats that Rock
Cody, so often you are filled with HORRIBLE ideas.Now that simply isn't true.Like giving you a mohawk.-- mohawk. teehee.A MOHAWK WOULD NOT WORK ON MY HAIRSure it would. A spikey one.It would if you cut it.You'd be a double threat.I AM NOT CUTTING MY HAIRMe either.Good! Because I didn't want you toWell, with enough hair spray, you could just have one big spike on top of your head.NEAT!Yeah Danielle, one big spike.NOPut like a little temporary tattoo on your arm and I bet the ladies would be all over you then.::Dies.:: No, I'd need the septum piercing, too..Are you suggesting temporary tattoos are the key to meeting ladies?Only when partnered with a spike on the top of your head.Because then she'd be like a biker!A HARDCORE, PUNK ROCK biker.A biker eh..?Don't ever listen to Lexi when she tries to give you advice for picking up girls!She lies!Danielle, loan me your pair of assless chaps.I'm on a mission.
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Silly. [Jun. 4th, 2005|01:18 am]The Cats that Rock
[mood** |amusedamused] [music** Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence]Now go to bed.I have to finish my Yoo Hoo ........ Addiction, what?>< No it's not!Mmmhmmm.It's my first one all day!What would you do if they stopped selling yoo hoos?Die.That's addiction, honey.
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I'm way too lazy code it right. I'm sure J can fix it if she wants. [Apr. 16th, 2005|05:22 pm]The Cats that Rock
Javajo Slugs (4:32:03 PM): http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/this_world/golden_years/4436633.stmJavajo Slugs (4:32:07 PM): There!Velocity Haze (4:33:50 PM): "Originally designed to be a substitute boyfriend for young single girls in the workforce, the doll has become and unexpected hit with the elderly."Javajo Slugs (4:33:54 PM): I KNOWJavajo Slugs (4:34:01 PM): Isn't that -weird-?!Velocity Haze (4:34:04 PM): Yes.Velocity Haze (4:34:18 PM): It's a cool idea though.Velocity Haze (4:34:22 PM): Just not the boyfriend part.Javajo Slugs (4:34:48 PM): ::Nods:: Yeah, especially the seal onesVelocity Haze (4:34:55 PM): Seals are hot.Javajo Slugs (4:34:57 PM): But the boyfriend part made me giggleJavajo Slugs (4:34:58 PM): I agree!Velocity Haze (4:35:22 PM): Even though I think old people are totally unnecessary.Velocity Haze (4:35:33 PM): I guess if we have to have them then it's cool they can be happy with robots.Javajo Slugs (4:35:38 PM): ::Cracks up.::Velocity Haze (4:35:42 PM): What?Javajo Slugs (4:35:54 PM): Just a funny thing to sayVelocity Haze (4:36:01 PM): Well.Velocity Haze (4:36:08 PM): We do face a lot of overpopulation.Javajo Slugs (4:36:09 PM): I know we've had the conversation beforeJavajo Slugs (4:36:11 PM): We do!Velocity Haze (4:36:29 PM): If I wasn't so pro-life, I'd totally say abortions should be used for population control.Javajo Slugs (4:36:40 PM): ::Nods::Velocity Haze (4:36:49 PM): .... I'm so fucking strange.Javajo Slugs (4:37:06 PM): ::Laughs:: That statement was a little bizarreVelocity Haze (4:37:24 PM): I think everyone should have a -chance- to live I guess is what I mean.Velocity Haze (4:37:48 PM): I think once you've had your time, you should just accept it and die and leave the world to the rest of us. But I'm really against people getting killed before they ever know what life is.Javajo Slugs (4:38:04 PM): ::Nodnod:: Yeah, I can see where you're coming from when you say it like thatVelocity Haze (4:38:25 PM): No, I just mean we should kill everyone except babies. Even though I hate babies.Velocity Haze (4:38:29 PM): That's totally what I'm saying.Velocity Haze (4:38:38 PM): I'm pro-life and pro-genocide. Duuuuh.Javajo Slugs (4:39:32 PM): ::Grins.:: I know, and it's silly! Though Dan and Matt are convinced that Japan actually programmed the seals/dolls to release poisonous gases over time or in a night to kill off the old people in their country.Velocity Haze (4:39:42 PM): .... YES.Velocity Haze (4:39:44 PM): THAT'D BE AMAZING.Javajo Slugs (4:39:46 PM): Since Japan has a crazy number of old people vs. young ones.Javajo Slugs (4:39:47 PM): ::DIES.::Velocity Haze (4:39:54 PM): OH MAN. THAT'D BE THE COOLEST THING EVER!Javajo Slugs (4:39:58 PM): ::Just .. dies.::Velocity Haze (4:40:05 PM): You make the old people happy and ensure that they die in their sleep!Velocity Haze (4:40:08 PM): INGENIOUS!Javajo Slugs (4:40:11 PM): Indeed!Javajo Slugs (4:40:18 PM): Let's throw the idea to Japan, if they don't have it already!Velocity Haze (4:40:22 PM): YES.Velocity Haze (4:40:27 PM): Who said this, Dan and who?Javajo Slugs (4:40:33 PM): Dan and Matt!Velocity Haze (4:40:38 PM): I'm in love with them.Javajo Slugs (4:40:42 PM): ::Cracks up.::Velocity Haze (4:40:44 PM): You should let them know.Javajo Slugs (4:40:47 PM): I shall!Velocity Haze (4:41:01 PM): Be like, "Yeah, my underaged friend is in love with you because you want to kill all the elderly in Japan."Javajo Slugs (4:41:13 PM): ::.. Dies.:: I can't wait to say that, actually.Velocity Haze (4:41:27 PM): ::Grins:: Dooo it. Do it noooow.Velocity Haze (4:41:55 PM): I'd offer to have their babies if I wasn't into the whole population control thing, of course.Velocity Haze (4:41:59 PM): Oh, and totally anti me having babies.Javajo Slugs (4:42:05 PM): ::DIES.::Velocity Haze (4:42:46 PM): Maybe they can bear my children.Velocity Haze (4:42:53 PM): And then raise them so I never have to interact with them.Velocity Haze (4:43:05 PM): You know. Just keep them as souveneirs of my love and stuff.Javajo Slugs (4:43:05 PM): ::Amused look:: I don't think either wants children quite yet, Lexi.Javajo Slugs (4:43:10 PM): ::Cracks up.:Velocity Haze (4:43:16 PM): Not for raising! -Souveneirs-!Javajo Slugs (4:43:25 PM): Oh, oh! Of course.Javajo Slugs (4:43:30 PM): Maybe they can put them in jars. With little gold platesVelocity Haze (4:43:37 PM): And decorate them.Javajo Slugs (4:43:38 PM): "With love, Lexi"Velocity Haze (4:43:42 PM): ::Grins:: Yes.Javajo Slugs (4:44:34 PM): ::Giggles madly.:: Dan was so confused.Velocity Haze (4:45:08 PM): Oh dear. What'd you say?Javajo Slugs (4:45:10 PM): But he said it was mostly Matt's ideaJavajo Slugs (4:45:25 PM):Me: Lexi is in love with you!Daneil: wha?Daneil: EXPLAINVelocity Haze (4:45:25 PM): Okay. I'm in love with Matt. ::Griiiiiiins::Javajo Slugs (4:45:34 PM): And then I quoted parts of the conversationVelocity Haze (4:45:42 PM): Nevermind. I retract my love for Dan if it wasn't even his idea.Javajo Slugs (4:45:43 PM): And indeed! Matt would probably treat you better, anyway.Javajo Slugs (4:45:47 PM): ::.. Cracks up.::Velocity Haze (4:45:56 PM): No souveneirs for him.Javajo Slugs (4:46:03 PM): He'll be so heartbrokenVelocity Haze (4:46:11 PM): .... Haha.
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(no subject) [Nov. 21st, 2004|10:45 am]The Cats that Rock
[**mood** |amusedamused]CONJUGATE! ::poof.::
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And this one just amuses me. [Oct. 11th, 2004|12:19 pm]The Cats that Rock
But I use spite, too, so I'll call you nothing but 'Javus' now just to be spiteful. It's a lose-lose situation.::Sighs hopelessly:: I have Mikey calling himself Derick, now, to spite me -- and you calling me Javus to spite me. It's a lose-lose-lose-lose situation.::Pause::.. ::Gawk:: I'm a -loser-!Remember: You said it, not me....>< DAMN IT!
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